Psycho killer raccoons terrorize Olympia Washington

Whistla · Post by **Whistla** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:06 pm

They just had a news story on the bbc about "Londons Super Rats" munching on kebabs!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5284818.stm
LOL

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:15 pm

Jesus, Snakes on a Plane could become fact quicker than we thought.

Agree about the seagulls, geezers of the air. Watching them bully the pigeons and wander down the road with discarded chicken legs hanging from their mouths made me realise that they're not quite as classy as I thought.

Quite why I'd ever have thought seagulls to be classy is anyone's guess though.

Anyone got any photos of the Brixton squirrels on crack?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:25 pm

Don't worry, found some shockingly real evidence

Squirrels on crack
Oct 7 2005 - South London Press

NATURE lovers fear that squirrels could become hooked on crack cocaine plundered from addicts' hidden stashes.

The furry animals are thought to be behind a new drugs turf war in Brixton - stealing rocks of crack hidden in front gardens.

Tough police action to rid the town centre of dealers and addicts has seen crackheads abandon their usual drug stash hideouts. But the blitz has displaced some dealing into nearby residential streets.

Drug addicts are known to be hiding small stashes of crack rocks in people's front lawns late at night. Squirrels have been spotted in the same front gardens, seemingly hunting out the buried narcotics.

The discovery has led some residents to speculate that the squirrels are already in the grips of addiction.

One resident, who asked for his name to be withheld, told the South London Press. "I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash. "An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds. "It looked like it knew what it was looking for. "It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging. "It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks."

Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US. They are known to live in parks frequented by addicts in New York and Washington DC. The squirrels have attacked park visitors in their frenzied search for their next fix.

An RSPCA spokesman said he was unaware of the squirrels taking crack in Brixton.

Animals on drugs are clearly not a pretty sight.

ands · Post by **ands** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:59 am

was gonna mention something regarding the super rats in london last year,
but i see you guys are right quick on it

lol @ this thread

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:41 am

Can't Bravo commission "When Drug-Addled Rodents Attack" - think there's potential there.

I'd almost think about getting cable for that

hi-def · Post by **hi-def** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:08 am

The saddest thing is that since funding for treatment centres was withdrawn due to PDSA cutbacks, many squirrel addicts have been forced into the world's oldest profession in order to feed their habits. There's nothing more pitiful than the site of a mangy-squirrel-crack-whore selling her bushy tail ass for pennies 'round Hampstead Heath. Makes me weep it does.

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:23 am

Little Boh Peep wrote:
selector.dub.u wrote:I would like to make a short movie based on this. I mean holy canoli- cat eating raccoons. Raccoons ganging up on humans. It could be very funny or scary.
I WANT THESE MOTHAFUCKIN RACCOONS OFF THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE.

lol
I cant believe the crack addicted squirrel thing either! wow. I would like to write a book about that.
Along the lines of the "Rats of Nimh".

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:50 pm

Most racoons are peaceful, its only the fundamentalist ones that are a problem, and I heard the racoon community as a whole has publicly disowned and condemned the troublemakers. I think any journalist in America, that is writing about 'gangs of racoons' is on very shaky ground indeed, just cos they look like they're wearing masks doesn't mean they're burglars!. On a different note I fed a squirrel a fruitella once and it loved it! Never given one a crack rock though, bit of a waste isn't it, you could be selling at your local primary school instead.

Raekwon: "Yo, Wu whole platoon is filled with rac-coons
Corner sittin wine ****** sippin Apple Boone, this ain't no white cartoon
Cuz I be duckin crazy spades
The kid hold white shit, like blacks rock ashy legs"

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:32 pm

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:35 pm

hi-def wrote:There's nothing more pitiful than the site of a mangy-squirrel-crack-whore selling her bushy tail ass for pennies 'round Hampstead Heath. Makes me weep it does.

I'm sure there is something sadder. This for instance

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