Office Secret Santa

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:53 am

Anyone else got to sort out a work secret santa?

£5 budget for a bloke who works in the warehouse I hardly know. Suggestions?

yooamatwa · Post by **yooamatwa** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:58 am

Just had to do this... £2 though. Which is probably easier because you can buy any old shit.
Beer...has to be beer... £5 get a couple of bottles of imported stuff.. put it in a nice xmas bag.

manray · Post by **manray** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:01 am

Yeah same here. Just buy something crap and generic. Book from a bargin bin or something shit.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:02 am

I have it and the woman I have got is really fit. She's always asking what music I'm into and seems like she takes a genuine interest. Course I got her burials album. I'm well gonna shag her.p

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:12 am

Fuck it, it’s secret right?

Get him nothing, then take pleasure in the look of dejection and depression that agonisingly crawls across his face as he realises nobody cares.

manray · Post by **manray** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:34 am

gwa wrote:I have it and the woman I have got is really fit. She's always asking what music I'm into and seems like she takes a genuine interest. Course I got her burials album. I'm well gonna shag her.p

Oh yeah... move in for the kill bro it's Christmas. It's when the single girls get all lonely. Ask her out for a Christmas drink... surely she won't say no ?

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:38 am

She's engaged and getting married Next year. I ducking would tho. She is chhhghhhhhhhhuuuuuuunnnnnnng

manray · Post by **manray** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:43 am

gwa wrote:She's engaged and getting married Next year. I ducking would tho. She is chhhghhhhhhhhuuuuuuunnnnnnng

Damn shame that.

did · Post by **did** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:01 am

gwa wrote:She's engaged and getting married Next year. I ducking would tho. She is chhhghhhhhhhhuuuuuuunnnnnnng

be like 'oy. mate. my gash.'

works most times.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:06 am

Mate got a portable boob

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:07 am

buy him 500 sherbet sticks

yooamatwa · Post by **yooamatwa** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:11 am

I got an origami set... so some paper

funky stanton · Post by **funky stanton** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:11 am

Buy him a cigar

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:14 am

Funky Stanton wrote:Buy him a cigar

LOL.

deeps · Post by **deeps** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:43 am

Old Spice or Brut would be funny.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:33 pm

i still don't even know what £5 should reasonably get you in this city so i'm afraid i can't help here.

manray · Post by **manray** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:36 pm

nesslei wrote:i still don't even know what £5 should reasonably get you in this city so i'm afraid i can't help here.

Absolutely fuck all... not even a day travel card hahaha.

I just got a novelty christmas mug for £6.

farman · Post by **farman** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:07 pm

pre rolled fat spliff

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:24 pm

I got someone a set of shot glasses...

Though, my mate who had got made redundant was leaving a few days after they exchanged secret santa presents, and had one of the directors.

He bought her a Hamster. I couldn't stop creasing!

manray · Post by **manray** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:33 pm

swamp wrote:I got someone a set of shot glasses...

Though, my mate who had got made redundant was leaving a few days after they exchanged secret santa presents, and had one of the directors.

He bought her a Hamster. I couldn't stop creasing!

Hahahha that one is deep. Have to remember that one but I'm thinking a bit deeper here. Get a dead rat and put it in the cage? Or a dead rabbit or something. Would be sick to open that rotting thing in there. Surely someone would have to get fired over that one haha.

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