What's the stupidest thing you have half inched?

firky · Post by **firky** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:05 pm

Last night I acquired a bottle of Nando's spicy sauce wrapped up in napkins and in the cold light of soberity... I am rather chuffed with myself!

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:11 pm

two bottles of lucozade and some cherizo sausage from lidl...

surface_tension · Post by **surface_tension** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:13 pm

I worked in a Petrol station for a while in college, to pay my way.

I probably gave away a good case of cigars every night to various people, just to be nice to them and because my boss was a dick. I also grabbed and ate whatever I pleased.

firky · Post by **firky** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:21 pm

Diss04 wrote:two bottles of lucozade and some cherizo sausage from lidl...

Impressive, if you're going to nick something it has to be worth going to jail for. Chorizo is certainly worth going to jail for

neka · Post by **neka** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:24 pm

Diss04 wrote:two bottles of lucozade and some cherizo sausage from lidl...

tbh is it really worth stealing from lidls?

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:30 pm

neka wrote:
Diss04 wrote:two bottles of lucozade and some cherizo sausage from lidl...
tbh is it really worth stealing from lidls?

i was hungry and it was there and i forgot my money. i was 8 at the time, but i knew how good cherizo and lucozade were by then...

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:12 pm

packet of smarties from woolworths...

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:19 pm

porn, in a sunday newpaper. standard.

bashment dan · Post by **bashment dan** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:27 pm

once robbed a pc game without the disc inside.gutting

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:10 pm

£150 from an old job. was sent in by post and some fool gave it to me by mistake to process

did · Post by **did** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:30 pm

BEN? wrote:packet of smarties from woolworths...

you bastard
credit crunch my arse

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:33 pm

DID wrote:
BEN? wrote:packet of smarties from woolworths...
you bastard
credit crunch my arse

wang · Post by **wang** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:39 pm

I nicked loads and loads of Transformers when I was a wee lad. I managed to nick even the big ones, like Grapple.

I discovered that if you just carry something out a shop without trying to conceal it like a suspicious Chavvy tosser, you can get away with nicking just about anything.

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:43 pm

Books from the school library, because they'd taken my money for the trip to Chessington and then said I couldn't go because I was naughty and didn't refund me.

I got caught.

did · Post by **did** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:48 pm

felixGash wrote:Books from the school library, because they'd taken my money for the trip to Chessington and then said I couldn't go because I was naughty and didn't refund me.

I got caught.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:52 pm

bashment dan wrote:once robbed a pc game without the disc inside.gutting

i nicked the single 'no letting go' by wayne wonder outta woolworths, only to have a change of conscience and try and return it, only to find out there was no disc inside..

i feel kinda bad now as it goes - poor ol' woolworths

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:08 pm

DID wrote:
felixGash wrote:Books from the school library, because they'd taken my money for the trip to Chessington and then said I couldn't go because I was naughty and didn't refund me.

I got caught.

"Why did you do it, boy??"

"Because you took my money for the Chessington trip and didn't let me go and didn't even give it back, init."

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:41 pm

money out the collection box at a church

i was about 7 years old - i was in the "beavers" for fucks sake. Me and my mate did it on impulse.

Felt so bad about it after

Those sweets tasted so blasphemous

stenchman · Post by **stenchman** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:55 pm

jackieboi wrote:money out the collection box at a church

i was about 7 years old - i was in the "beavers" for fucks sake. Me and my mate did it on impulse.

Felt so bad about it after

Those sweets tasted so blasphemous

god that jus reminded me of something i had pushed to the back of my mind, when i was a kid me and my mate nicked an empty charity box, and went door to door round the neighbourhood collecting, got loads of money (well about 20 quid but at that age i thought that would buy me a house of something ) ahhh memories of youth

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