What's the stupidest thing you have half inched?

did · Post by **did** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:13 pm

Stenchman wrote:
jackieboi wrote:money out the collection box at a church

i was about 7 years old - i was in the "beavers" for fucks sake. Me and my mate did it on impulse.

Felt so bad about it after

Those sweets tasted so blasphemous
god that jus reminded me of something i had pushed to the back of my mind, when i was a kid me and my mate nicked an empty charity box, and went door to door round the neighbourhood collecting, got loads of money (well about 20 quid but at that age i thought that would buy me a house of something ) ahhh memories of youth

you absolute bastard! i've never had the balls to do that

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:48 am

I'd expect nothing less from a wobble producer Stenchman

macroclimate · Post by **macroclimate** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:35 am

When I was in 2nd grade or so, I got the bright idea to bury a dollar that I got from my mom for some charity at school in the mud on the playground. Sure enough, I couldn't find it after I buried it (not sure what I was expecting).

I was convinced my parents would freak out if they found out I lost a dollar (not sure why I thought that), so I had to track down some money to return to my parents (since I didn't give it to the charity, I had no proof of donation, and my parents would want some sort of explanation).

During class after recess I saw some number of coins sitting on a peer's desk, so I lifted it (without counting it). I continued to not count it until I returned it to my parents that night, it ended up being like $1.45 in coins, so my parents were a little concerned as to why they gave me a dollar to donate to charity, and I came back with more than a dollar in coins to return to them.

I balked and explained the whole thing to them. I made an apology to the kid in class and ended up grounded for a week or something.

Solid plan, but I haven't stolen anything since.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:51 am

Rust-o-leum
Krylon
Color Place
other spray paint.

neka · Post by **neka** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:03 am

a small young blonde english girl when i was on holiday in portugal.

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:05 am

neka wrote:a small young blonde english girl when i was on holiday in portugal.

I was waiting for someone to say that

schamotnik · Post by **schamotnik** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:58 am

jackieboi wrote:money out the collection box at a church

took money out of mcdonald's charity box this year because I thought they had fucked me over.. obviously was completely wasted.. the employees just stood there and watched me..

also nicked a snickers bar.. quite an achievement I reckon

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:16 pm

neka wrote:a small young blonde english girl when i was on holiday in portugal.

really? I was enjoying some tapas with 7 friends there recently. Imagine that!

neka · Post by **neka** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:27 pm

jackieboi wrote:
neka wrote:a small young blonde english girl when i was on holiday in portugal.
really? I was enjoying some tapas with 7 friends there recently. Imagine that!

you mean you were at a swingers party?

lukki · Post by **lukki** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:54 pm

I used to steal boxes of blank tapes from this "church" spiritual living center like 14 years ago...

But when I just started shoplifting I made my best friend come witness the glory so we lied, rode our bikes to this drug store and I proceeded to show off my new skills...

I got caught.

For stealing a snickers bar...

And 1 water balloon.

tnuc. I stopped stealing after that haha

joey snack · Post by **joey snack** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:05 pm

84 condoms from sainsburys.

went back for more, recieved a life time ban and a charge of theft and attempted theft.

tempromental · Post by **tempromental** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:23 pm

Stenchman wrote:
jackieboi wrote:money out the collection box at a church

i was about 7 years old - i was in the "beavers" for fucks sake. Me and my mate did it on impulse.

Felt so bad about it after

Those sweets tasted so blasphemous
god that jus reminded me of something i had pushed to the back of my mind, when i was a kid me and my mate nicked an empty charity box, and went door to door round the neighbourhood collecting, got loads of money (well about 20 quid but at that age i thought that would buy me a house of something ) ahhh memories of youth

LOL i did something simillar, we had some sponsor thing at school where we had to do press ups, sittups, laps etc with some famous athlete (cant remember who) so i did it all properly and collected the cash and handed it in to the school and that was that... but, my devious plan was that i had photocopied the sponsor form before anyone had filled it in, then went round a few months later with the fresh form and said we were doing it again.

I got my mum and dad, nan and grandad and everyone to sponsor me lol and i kept all the money - was about £50 as far as i can remember. I think i must have been about 9 at the time because it was in primary school.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:29 pm

havent nicked anything not worth nicking...although i did used to go into woollys/whsmith, swap price tags over so i could get shit for cheaper, which is pretty shameful

apathesis · Post by **apathesis** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:54 pm

My worst crime was around £500 over like 4 months from a pub

But it was owned by a massive chain and took loads of money. So it's all cool

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:59 pm

mattron wrote:Rust-o-leum
Krylon
Color Place
other spray paint.

tnuc no kyrlon or rustoleum in uk

best thing over here is plastikote

pilots, unis, shoe dyes, meth blue, random munch and drink, some ladders from someones yard fuck knows why and then other random shit
big up the thiefs

lukki · Post by **lukki** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:40 pm

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:45 pm

stealing me

non_typical · Post by **non_typical** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:07 pm

A mate of mine once taxed the fucking huge metal "E" from the sign of a local establishment while utterly shitfaced. He had no memories of doing it & just woke up with this 3 foot tall chromed "E" in his living room that weighed a fucking tonne, & loads of cuts & bruises of course. He must have been like spiderman. Inspired.

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