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kablammo · Post by **kablammo** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:59 pm

WHY DID THE PLANE CRASH?

COS THE PILOT WAS A BANANA

perkalerk215 · Post by **perkalerk215** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:42 pm

KABLAMMO wrote:WHY DID THE PLANE CRASH?

COS THE PILOT WAS A BANANA

d_three · Post by **d_three** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:33 am

I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.

Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that.

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean charles de menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.

We call my mate 'The Shagger'
Cool nickname don't you think?

She doesn't like it...

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:39 am

Jimmy Carr wrote:We call my mate 'The Shagger'
Cool nickname don't you think?

She doesn't like it...

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:41 am

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

I don't fuck a cheeseburger before I eat it.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:24 am

what do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An erection

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? i take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

What does a baby do in a microwave? I don't know i was too busy masturbating

Whats harder then nailing a baby to a fence?
My Dick while im doing it.

schamotnik · Post by **schamotnik** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:18 am

haha, this is so wrong.. lol

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:52 pm

Mohan wrote:Why do you feed a baby into a blender legs-first?

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So you can still hear it scream when you cum in its mouth.

I'm really, really sorry.

Pahahahaha

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:39 am

This just in: Surveys prove that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

bashment dan · Post by **bashment dan** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:30 pm

jackieboi wrote:
Mohan wrote:Why do you feed a baby into a blender legs-first?

So you can still hear it scream when you cum in its mouth.

I'm really, really sorry.

Pahahahaha

lovely imagery

did · Post by **did** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:51 pm

Magma wrote:This just in: Surveys prove that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

non_typical · Post by **non_typical** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:26 am

Why was the necrophilliac depressed?

He always knew some tnuc would split on him.

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:02 pm

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

see you next month!

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:41 pm

What have brussel sprouts and anal sex got in common?

If they were forced on you as a child chances are you won't like em when your older.

tru_g · Post by **tru_g** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:00 pm

We want more

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:35 pm

A baby seal walks into a bar. It strolls up to the bar, somehow, and sits down. The
bartender looks at it a moment, confused, then shrugs and asks, "Well, alright...what'll it be?"
The seal looks up at him with it's big, soulful black eyes and says, "Anything but a Canadian club on the rocks."

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:58 pm

pk- wrote: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Winner so far IMHO.

did · Post by **did** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:07 pm

bjackman wrote:What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

see you next month!

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