What's the stupidest thing you have half inched?

defoxster · Post by **defoxster** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:19 pm

mate of mine once taxed the fucking huge metal "E" from the sign of a local establishment while utterly shitfaced. He had no memories of doing it & just woke up with this 3 foot tall chromed "E" in his living room that weighed a fucking tonne, & loads of cuts & bruises of course. He must have been like spiderman. Inspired.

Did Somthing very similar... near where i live there is this hotel restaurant thing 1 night on the LOOONG walk back saw the hotel and the restaurant sign "The Risng Sun" so we thougt it would b a great idea to nick the "The" from it... This was about 3 or 4 years ago & they still havnt replaced the sign

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:25 pm

a girls virginity

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:52 pm

Non_Typical wrote:A mate of mine once taxed the fucking huge metal "E" from the sign of a local establishment while utterly shitfaced. He had no memories of doing it & just woke up with this 3 foot tall chromed "E" in his living room that weighed a fucking tonne, & loads of cuts & bruises of course. He must have been like spiderman. Inspired.

Yeah, I knew this kid when I was at college who nicked the Blue Cross (animal health charity) sign from a vetinary clinic utterly shit faced. He was a bit of a dick.

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:33 am

crat wrote:
And some other various nonsense over the past years.
I'm also a collector of garden decoration, like little leprichauns and such.
usually epic stoned/drunk when doing it, sometimes I even brought it back, but most of em are just memories, so can't rly say goodbye to em

You win

a of dkr · Post by **a of dkr** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:53 am

Firky wrote:
crat wrote:
And some other various nonsense over the past years.
I'm also a collector of garden decoration, like little leprichauns and such.
usually epic stoned/drunk when doing it, sometimes I even brought it back, but most of em are just memories, so can't rly say goodbye to em
You win

wait!!!
quite a few years back, 5 or 6, me and a few mates got in the court house through an open window on the first floor, played around for a few minutes and then stole a huuge national flag and brought it home.
hung it on our balcony for a few years. must've been 2 am or smthg.

that was the stupidest thing i've ever done rly, some serious shit could well have happened.
properly wasted of course.

non_typical · Post by **non_typical** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:14 am

hehe, fair play. yeah me & a mate once smoked shotties in the underground carpark of the local courthouse/council buildings, squatted between 2 cars. We were only about 13 at the time, so didn't realise what twats we were being!

That sort of shit has got to be done when you're a nipper though eh!

rynke · Post by **rynke** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:13 am

I box of salmon... i were hungry... and drunk...

i didnt eat any of it, i just starting throwing salmon at people walking by, and i also got a box of chocolate that i hid behind a bush with a friend... he was so stoned that he just sat down and started eating it

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:15 am

a of dkr wrote:
Firky wrote:
crat wrote:
And some other various nonsense over the past years.
I'm also a collector of garden decoration, like little leprichauns and such.
usually epic stoned/drunk when doing it, sometimes I even brought it back, but most of em are just memories, so can't rly say goodbye to em
You win
wait!!!
quite a few years back, 5 or 6, me and a few mates got in the court house through an open window on the first floor, played around for a few minutes and then stole a huuge national flag and brought it home.
hung it on our balcony for a few years. must've been 2 am or smthg.

that was the stupidest thing i've ever done rly, some serious shit could well have happened.
properly wasted of course.

I'll come back to you... I too have a flag story that I am ashamed of

just a bit too mashedto type reams of text

wurge · Post by **wurge** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:20 pm

alfie wrote:porn, in a sunday newpaper. standard.

AHHA YES i did this also!

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:11 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:a girls virginity

underrated post.

fc · Post by fc » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:19 pm

the doormat from every flat in my old block

did · Post by **did** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:16 pm

£30 and a 20 deck of menthols from a taxi driver's door pocket. then went on to pay him with some of the money. god damn i felt rebellious

neka · Post by **neka** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:56 pm

edit: bait :l

whygohome10 · Post by **whygohome10** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:18 pm

58 cent pot pie from wal mart....

jeer · Post by **jeer** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:24 pm

Doorbells.
Nothing beats being drunk walking home and stealing peoples doorbells.
Though sometimes they're quite resilient and you have to punch them off.

Jeep light covers aswell.
Countless amounts of crisps/coke
I've actually stole a gram of k before aswell (I feel really bad about that)
Tesco £1 headphones.
For Sale signs from mapperly
Garden chairs
ash trays
The list of pointless crap goes on forever.....

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:34 pm

stupedist steal?

a packet of Renne when I was young, because I thought they were sweets.

best steal...a St. Patricks day Guiness banner for my Irish Girl at uni, one of the huge cloth ones you get outside pubs, stolen the night before St Paddys and put up in her room while she was sleeping.

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:12 pm

An ashtray from the Oktoberfest. Spent about 3 hours sitting on the fucker as my only pocket that was big enough was a rear one, woke up the next morning with a perfectly circular bruise on one of my arse cheeks.

After all the trouble, it got stashed in my mate's suitcase for the flight home (I was hand luggage only - wasn't sure about glass). He opened his case in the middle of the airport to put some stuff he'd just bought into it, the ashtray came flying out and EXPLODED on the floor, hitting everyone in about a 10 metre radius with shards of glass.

After that, the bruise on my arse really started to hurt.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:13 pm

alfie wrote:porn, in a sunday newpaper. teenage procedures.

As a newspaper boy, a pencil sharpener, wtf

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