What's the stupidest thing you have half inched?

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:15 pm

oh yeah i once nicked a set of 25 plastic cups so that we could drink super strength cider on a park bench aged 14 with a little class

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:17 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:a girls virginity

i hope for her sake that wasn't a literal half inch situation

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:18 pm

dubluke wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:a girls virginity
i hope for her sake that wasn't a literal half inch situation

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:19 pm

dubluke wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:a girls virginity
i hope for her sake that wasn't a literal half inch situation

I purposely left off on that joke.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:47 pm

dubluke wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:a girls virginity
i hope for her sake that wasn't a literal half inch situation

sadly yes i have a micro penis

did · Post by **did** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:04 pm

Jeer wrote:Doorbells.
Nothing beats being drunk walking home and stealing peoples doorbells.
Though sometimes they're quite resilient and you have to punch them off.

Jeep light covers aswell.
Countless amounts of crisps/coke
I've actually stole a gram of k before aswell (I feel really bad about that)
Tesco £1 headphones.
For Sale signs from mapperly
Garden chairs
ash trays
The list of pointless crap goes on forever.....

thats where my doorbell went...

did · Post by **did** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:06 pm

dubluke wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:a girls virginity
i hope for her sake that wasn't a literal half inch situation

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:02 pm

Diss04 wrote:two bottles of lucozade and some cherizo sausage from lidl...

"Chorizo"

belb · Post by **belb** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:33 pm

nukleuz hard house anthems 3

oh the shame

retinoise · Post by **retinoise** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:26 pm

belb wrote:nukleuz hard house anthems 3

oh the shame

You gotta get your music.

Friend of mine worked the cash at a record store and I would go up to the cash with 15 CDs and a blank tape. He'd de-magnetize the lot and ring through the tape. 15 CDs for what 1.50? What a sale!

dj leeno · Post by **dj leeno** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:30 pm

I stupidly gave something back that I nicked NYE.

Found a Nikon SLR in the bogs so stuck it down my pants. Gave it to the misses to put in her handbag. With a couple of people after the party a lads mate rings up cussin he'left his camera in the bogs when he went for a line (LOL) I did the honest thing and said I got it here.

The moment of well being for doing the right thing lasted about a minute..

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:32 pm

DJ Leeno wrote:I stupidly gave something back that I nicked NYE.

Found a Nikon SLR in the bogs so stuck it down my pants. Gave it to the misses to put in her handbag. With a couple of people after the party a lads mate rings up cussin he'left his camera in the bogs when he went for a line (LOL) I did the honest thing and said I got it here.

The moment of well being for doing the right thing lasted about a minute..

Good man.. you made that kid's night.

dj leeno · Post by **dj leeno** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:34 pm

Step Correct wrote:
DJ Leeno wrote:I stupidly gave something back that I nicked NYE.

Found a Nikon SLR in the bogs so stuck it down my pants. Gave it to the misses to put in her handbag. With a couple of people after the party a lads mate rings up cussin he'left his camera in the bogs when he went for a line (LOL) I did the honest thing and said I got it here.

The moment of well being for doing the right thing lasted about a minute..
Good man.. you made that kid's night.

Truesay, actually u saying that just made me feel good for about another 30 secs

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:34 pm

Step Correct wrote:
DJ Leeno wrote:I stupidly gave something back that I nicked NYE.

Found a Nikon SLR in the bogs so stuck it down my pants. Gave it to the misses to put in her handbag. With a couple of people after the party a lads mate rings up cussin he'left his camera in the bogs when he went for a line (LOL) I did the honest thing and said I got it here.

The moment of well being for doing the right thing lasted about a minute..
Good man.. you made that kid's night.

Innit. I always give stuff back that I find if I can. I know how it feels to lose shit.. happened sooo many times now.

dj leeno · Post by **dj leeno** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:36 pm

felixGash wrote:
Step Correct wrote:
DJ Leeno wrote:I stupidly gave something back that I nicked NYE.

Found a Nikon SLR in the bogs so stuck it down my pants. Gave it to the misses to put in her handbag. With a couple of people after the party a lads mate rings up cussin he'left his camera in the bogs when he went for a line (LOL) I did the honest thing and said I got it here.

The moment of well being for doing the right thing lasted about a minute..
Good man.. you made that kid's night.
Innit. I always give stuff back that I find if I can. I know how it feels to lose shit.. happened sooo many times now.

I was actually thinking I'll shot it to Gashman on the cheap..

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:39 pm

Put yourself in their shoes. SLRs are expensive... chances are if the guy had one he's really into using it.

I've had people give me everything from my Wallet to headphones back at shows so I've made it a habit of trying to find the rightful owner of lost property. ... Hey if no one claims it though, you score!

start : stop · Post by **start : stop** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:36 pm

Between my mates it turned into a game to see who could 'yoink' something under the noses of the shop/pub/wherever. So my claims to yoink-fame are:

Fairly large framed poster advertising pool & snooker training sessions at our local club, which was on the reception desk. How the girl there didn't see it i don't know.
Box of chips forks from the chippy.
Entire trolley of condiments from Subway.
The menu board of a local cafe.

It was more who had the balls to yoink than the value of the item itself.

schamotnik · Post by **schamotnik** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:09 am

Step Correct wrote:Put yourself in their shoes. SLRs are expensive... chances are if the guy had one he's really into using it.

I've had people give me everything from my Wallet to headphones back at shows so I've made it a habit of trying to find the rightful owner of lost property. ... Hey if no one claims it though, you score!

still not a very good idea to bring an expensive camera on a night out if you know you are gonna get shitfaced.. rather bring a shitty compact camera
unless you need it for work or something..

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:11 am

Schamotnik wrote:
Step Correct wrote:Put yourself in their shoes. SLRs are expensive... chances are if the guy had one he's really into using it.

I've had people give me everything from my Wallet to headphones back at shows so I've made it a habit of trying to find the rightful owner of lost property. ... Hey if no one claims it though, you score!
still not a very good idea to bring an expensive camera on a night out if you know you are gonna get shitfaced.. rather bring a shitty compact camera
unless you need it for work or something..

when i 1st glanced at this i thought you meant the mercedes...

i was gonna say nice one...

but alas it was a camera...dick

a man called dave · Post by **a man called dave** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:12 pm

30 copies of Ideal Home Magazine

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