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Dead Rats
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by Dead Rats » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:08 am
Is it vegetable, mineral or otherwise animal?
Depends on how you then classify fungi,
given the choice of 3.
But supposing that fungi becomes a 4th choice,
I would then answer: none of the above
and none of the below neither.
A lie for the sake of just saying:
flippant, mutiny of scrutiny.
Please provide responses and I'll adapt questions:
Green is it?
exPo:
Not a golf course is it?
exPo:
Oh yeah, there's the puckered plastic reference...
Green polypropelene is what they make artificial turf from.
exPo:
But a green thing is doin' the pluckin'.
exPo:
Hey, is that a cryptic clue?
exPo:
A green thing...jealousy can cause henpecking (Fran said so)
Kinsman: Damn this is tricky. Back in a sec, I've got a phone call to make...
Rats: HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED THE DANNY DEVITO APPRECIATION HOTLINE.
exPo:Well that was a lovely observation by a deceased rodent.
SD5:*5.7*
I wish I'd never not said it.
Rats: HELLO? SIR? IS ANYONE THERE? HELLOOO-O?
exPo:
Idea
Rats: HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED THE DANNY DEVITO APPRECIATION HOTLINE.
Danny Devito: What the fuck is up, yo'! Are you two FARTFLAPS fuckin' around wit' the downstairs phone again?!
Rats: HELLO, DAD, YOU'VE REACHED THE DANNY DEVITO APPRECIATION HOTLINE.

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by nousd » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:10 am
Rats yr even more bonkers than I thought.
Good morning Kins.
I've nearly finished washing down the shit-smeared walls.
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by kins83 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:13 am
What time is it over there mate?
Magma wrote:
SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
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by Dead Rats » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:13 am
My writing isn't shit smeared on walls, it's words written in the sky.
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by nousd » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:20 am
now 1.19 am
Why?
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by nousd » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:24 am
Dead Rats wrote:My writing isn't shit smeared on walls, it's words written in the sky.
I don't like you Rats.
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by Dead Rats » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:37 am
Why don't you like me, SD5?

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by kins83 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:38 am
Dead Rats wrote:Why don't you like me, SD5?

He does, it's just his way.
Magma wrote:
SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
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by Dead Rats » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:39 am
Why don't you like me, Kins?

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by kins83 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:40 am
I do, it's just my way.
Magma wrote:
SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
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by Dead Rats » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:42 am
Don't call me a tnuc.
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by kins83 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:43 am
Magma wrote:
SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
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by nousd » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:28 am
But Kinsman,
he is a tnuc
a creepy, nerdy little tnuc.
Mind, e's a good mate.
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by kins83 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:33 am
What SD5 said. Although in a much less imaginative way.
Magma wrote:
SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
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by diss04 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:35 am
what the fuck is this thread? lol
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
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by Dead Rats » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:40 am
Diss04 wrote:what the fuck is this thread? lol
You've just died and gone to heaven, my friend.
Welcome!
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by kins83 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:43 am
Dead Rats wrote:Diss04 wrote:what the fuck is this thread? lol
You've just died and gone to heaven, my friend.
Welcome!
This is true, although it must be said that even in this wonderful thread, West Ham are still a bit poo. Sorry.
Magma wrote:
SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
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by nousd » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:44 am
Diss04 wrote:what the fuck is this thread? lol
It's a conversation
that collapses behind itself imo.
But you've bean here before mate.
Had you forgotten to change yr mind before entering.
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by sd5 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:31 pm
Just because I'm not in the news lately, doesn't mean I'm not murdering anyone. Ha! I'm disposing of more non-believers than any pissant arab ever will.
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