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Post by diss04 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:21 pm

deamonds wrote:
Schamotnik wrote:
Step Correct wrote:Put yourself in their shoes. SLRs are expensive... chances are if the guy had one he's really into using it.


I've had people give me everything from my Wallet to headphones back at shows so I've made it a habit of trying to find the rightful owner of lost property. ... Hey if no one claims it though, you score!
still not a very good idea to bring an expensive camera on a night out if you know you are gonna get shitfaced.. rather bring a shitty compact camera
unless you need it for work or something..
when i 1st glanced at this i thought you meant the mercedes...

i was gonna say nice one...

but alas it was a camera...dick
lol @ the thought of finding a merc in the bog
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Post by nousd » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:05 pm

Used to nick books, scuff em up and onsell to secondhand bookshops to supplement student income.
Eventually, I was lumbered with an armful, one being about buddhist ethics/non-attachment. :roll:

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Post by ST100 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:13 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:
mattron wrote:Rust-o-leum
Krylon
Color Place
other spray paint.


:lol:
tnuc no kyrlon or rustoleum in uk :evil: best thing over here is plastikote :o

pilots, unis, shoe dyes, meth blue, random munch and drink, some ladders from someones yard fuck knows why and then other random shit
big up the thiefs
lol :lol: "plastikote"
I don't use krylon or any of that anymore,
Montana hardcore ftw.
or Ironlak.
montana hardcore ftw[/quote]

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Post by step correct » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:22 pm

Rustoleum >*

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Post by alfie » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:27 pm

SD5 wrote:Used to nick books, scuff em up and onsell to secondhand bookshops to supplement student income.
Eventually, I was lumbered with an armful, one being about buddhist ethics/non-attachment. :roll:
used to lift books from the student waterstones at my university then sold them back when i left, happy days

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Post by schamotnik » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:34 am

Diss04 wrote:
deamonds wrote:
Schamotnik wrote:
Step Correct wrote:Put yourself in their shoes. SLRs are expensive... chances are if the guy had one he's really into using it.


I've had people give me everything from my Wallet to headphones back at shows so I've made it a habit of trying to find the rightful owner of lost property. ... Hey if no one claims it though, you score!
still not a very good idea to bring an expensive camera on a night out if you know you are gonna get shitfaced.. rather bring a shitty compact camera
unless you need it for work or something..
when i 1st glanced at this i thought you meant the mercedes...

i was gonna say nice one...

but alas it was a camera...dick
lol @ the thought of finding a merc in the bog
well depending on what he snorted he might well have forgotten his merc on the toilets :D

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Post by yakas » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:39 pm

i used to nick cheese on a regular basis, gruyere was the made to fit under the belt

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Post by DZA » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:07 pm

mattron wrote:lol :lol: "plastikote"
I don't use krylon or any of that anymore,
Montana hardcore ftw.
or Ironlak.
montana hardcore ftw
ye but you have to pay for montana and the montana shop where i live its like £3.30 for a can
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Post by bandshell » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:03 am

i managed to steal a bottle of whisky from behind a bar while i was on acid at a party dressed as a 1920s gentleman :D, not really stupid but it was a stupid idea

the stupidest things I've stolen are a hoover, a bench, a fencing sword,a swing ball set (the post was in concrete in a bucket :o ), shakespearean clothes from the drama department at my school and a full set of mr men books

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Post by sonar » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:55 am

not all me personally but...

- a whole road sign
-a 3 ft gnome
-a full keg from a bar (that weighed a tonne)
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Post by ericssoftbrain » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:15 pm

wang wrote:I nicked loads and loads of Transformers when I was a wee lad. I managed to nick even the big ones, like Grapple.

I discovered that if you just carry something out a shop without trying to conceal it like a suspicious Chavvy tosser, you can get away with nicking just about anything.

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Yeah man me and my mates went through a phase during the summer of going to tescos and filling one trolley up with food and another with beer (usually about 8 crates), selling some of the beer to underage kids buying a draw with the proceeds and sitting in the park opposite stuffing our faces, blazing and drinking. Never once got caught, cant even remember how many times we did it. Just have to be shamlessly obvious.

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