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moderator · Post by **moderator** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:47 pm

poax wrote:i am sorry mr.moderator

Thanks,
Moderator

ifp · Post by **ifp** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:08 pm

to continue with the tone lowering...

what did the blind kid in a wheelchair get fo christmas?

cancer.

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:38 pm

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Choked..

http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?tit ... Page#Other

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:00 pm

What do you call nuts on a wall????

....walnuts!!

What do you call nuts on a chest????

......chestnuts!!

What do you call nuts on your chin????

... a dick in your mouth!!!!

doctorkinetic · Post by **doctorkinetic** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:43 pm

Still on the low brow note...

Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a baby?

You can only fit three fingers into a bowling ball

Whats's the difference between a pile of babies and a pile of bowling balls?

You can't load the bowling balls onto a trailer with a pitchfork

thump rat · Post by **thump rat** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:33 am

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

To see its facial expression

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What do you call a baby with a fork in its head?

DINNER!

poax · Post by **poax** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:22 pm

whats that smell ? can you lot smell that ?

that is the smell of your corrupt flesh burning in hell!!!!

(what i mean is , ill see you all there!)

rachel · Post by **rachel** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:45 pm

raising the tone...

q: why couldn't the rhino find his records?

a: cos the junglist massive

poax · Post by **poax** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:05 pm

with Steve Irwin dead , mankind was doomed .

kion · Post by **kion** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:28 pm

an oldie but goodie-

Jeremy Beadle was at home playing with himself, when he looked down at his knob and thought,"It looks quite small!. On the other hand it looks quite big!"

aerosol cambell · Post by **aerosol cambell** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:46 pm

Jelly baby walks into the clinic and asks for an HIV test, the doctor says,

"But you're a jelly baby, what have you been doing that makes you think you might have HIV?"

Jelly baby says "Fucking allsorts"

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:52 am

KION wrote:an oldie but goodie-

Jeremy Beadle was at home playing with himself, when he looked down at his knob and thought,"It looks quite small!. On the other hand it looks quite big!"

Somehow not heard that before, big jooke.

dynamixuk · Post by **dynamixuk** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:12 pm

cheers P

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:10 pm

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:21 pm

Shonky wrote:How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her

Shouldn't that be rape her.

dynamixuk · Post by **dynamixuk** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:26 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:
Shonky wrote:How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her
Shouldn't that be rape her.

zmfg i dont know why but that got me in histarix

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:28 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:
Shonky wrote:How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her
Shouldn't that be rape her.

No, rape's naughty.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:06 pm

Little girl walks in on her dad having a bath, points at his knob and says

"Daddy, when do I get one of them?"

Daddy replies

"Soon as your mother goes to bingo"

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:06 pm

paedophilia's great isn't it

dynamixuk · Post by **dynamixuk** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:43 pm

pk- wrote:paedophilia's great isn't it

ok your barred

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