if you stop in front of me

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:48 am

unannounced, with your pram/pushchair...you will either get

1. YOU CANT STOP THERE screamed into your ear...

2. A very swift kick

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:50 am

such an angry man deams

still slow walkers/people who randomly stop in front of you are PRETTY JARRING

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:51 am

Fucking dawdlers. Piss me right off. Like groups of dickheads that decide it's a great idea to stop and catch up in the middle of the busiest part of the street. Absolute wankers.

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:55 am

a punch to the back of the head is the only way these fuckers learn

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:58 am

you know about these idiots though, i swear they do it on purpose, i love shouting at them though, they think im crazy haha

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:09 pm

god yessss - i'm normally really passive but this drives me totally insane .... i get the worse street rage ever...

the yappers, the dawdlers, the wheely suitcase people, the people who change direction in front of you, the parents with kiddies skipping around zip zapping in front of you trying to trip you up..... the masses of people standing around looking at screens at waterloo station when ur trying to cut through a direct line to catch ur train.... dont they know i'm trying to get home....

please, learn to walk from A to B in an efficient manner or go stand in the park out of the way somewhere

ttam · Post by **ttam** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:10 pm

i always carry a cattle prod when enterin busy areas...... one zap and all is well

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:24 pm

walk around them.
or are you an ambiturner?

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:34 pm

hate these people. When walking with someone, it comes down to overtaking, you go left, i'll go right and we'll meet at the end (if we make it)

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:36 pm

JTL wrote:hate these people. When walking with someone, it comes down to overtaking, you go left, i'll go right and we'll meet at the end (if we make it)

thankfully i walk ridiculously fast so that rarely ever happens. about the only time someone's actually kept up with me the fucker mugged me at knifepoint

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:38 pm

people must walk very slow up north badger....

i distinctly remember having to constantly wait for you dawdling away while walking to the volks

altho fair play - you did walk to specsavers pretty fast....

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:42 pm

dr ddd wrote:people must walk very slow up north badger....

i distinctly remember having to constantly wait for you dawdling away while walking to the volks altho fair play - you did walk to specsavers pretty fast....

if i'm with people i end up walking slowly but leave me to my own devices and i'll always turbo walk no matter how hard i try not to. it's a bastard though because i always end up boiling hot and flustered whenever i get anywhere. especially in winter when you go from the freezing cold to someones warm house and end up sweating like a bastard

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:00 pm

what's the rush you fucks. slow walkers unite.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:05 pm

alfie wrote:what's the rush you fucks. slow walkers unite.

cheaaaaaaa

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:16 pm

if i walk slow, i swear to god it canes my back.... dont get me wrong, i'm all for slow walkers walking as slow as they may wish - but we need a lane system or something,...

all this dithering and changing direction without indicating is guaranteed to lead only to disaster

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:29 pm

It's the middle of the pavement walkers that get me. Move to the side, make room for people.
Jeeeeeez.

s.i.e · Post by **s.i.e** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:34 pm

It is the 4-5 people walking in a line accross the whole pavement that pisses me off !!

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:40 pm

badger wrote:if i'm with people i end up walking slowly

you sure about that mate? i seem to remember you dashing ahead of me the whole way up oxford street, through huge crowds of people, even though you didn't actually know where we were going!

dexdur · Post by **dexdur** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:41 pm

Ever been into a supermarket and you feel like you have just walked into the film set of dawn of the dead? fukin dawdlers biddys and zombies everywhere! i swear they all are just thinking "stopandblockstopandblock"

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:43 pm

dubluke wrote:
badger wrote:if i'm with people i end up walking slowly
you sure about that mate? i seem to remember you dashing ahead of me the whole way up oxford street, through huge crowds of people, even though you didn't actually know where we were going!

if there's one thing that annoys me more than stupid people in crowds its having to walk slowly through stupid people in crowds. if i see a good gap i'd rather dart off and wait for the weaker members of the pack to catch up then risk getting stuck for 10 minutes amongst a group of idiots who can't seem to work out that some people might actually be trying to get somewhere

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