Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

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Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Post by faust.dtc » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:48 pm

DRTY wrote:Edit: BTW. How exactly did you come up with the idea of getting your gf to pose with hobnobs covering her nips? Also why did you have hobnobs, they're rank.
Well done mate, your missus is very pretty, proving even forum guys can get hot girls. :lol: We should be proud. :D

As for the biscuits, its not some weird fetish of mine, honest. I was having a cuppa and she was getting changed and the idea just came to me. :lol: Her sense of humour is just as crazy as mine, we are always doing mad shit together, so she was game for a laugh.

As for hobnobs, I dont like them much either but id eaten all the custard creams and I doubt anything smaller than a hobnob would cover her nips. :lol: .

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Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Post by DRTY » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:55 pm

faust.dtc wrote: As for hobnobs, I dont like them much either but id eaten all the custard creams and I doubt anything smaller than a hobnob would cover her nips. :lol: .
LMAO fair point..... It the oats that kill me, I hate bloody oats they ruin great things like biscuits and cookies.

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Post by DZA » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:59 pm

Heres my sexy little bitch :U:



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Post by frebentos » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:00 pm

faust.dtc wrote: Image
HAHA FAUST!

I can't believe you done that hahahaha, mate you're bird will murder you no?

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Post by tr0tsky » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:02 pm

faust.dtc wrote: Image
JESUS CHRIST I bet she's got LOADS of milk in those.
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Post by DRTY » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:02 pm

frebentos wrote: I can't believe you done that hahahaha, mate you're bird will murder you no?
I'd say he's probably been murked already

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Post by abelard » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:28 pm

titties
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Post by NilsFG » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:41 pm

DZA wrote:Heres my sexy little bitch :U:



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I KNEW THE FUCKER WAS CHEATING ON MATTRON

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Post by Ennayess » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:59 pm

rbnc wrote:Image
:o

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Post by kejk » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:16 pm

Ennayess wrote:
rbnc wrote:Image
:o
It's a lie. Google Busty_Alexa.

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Post by elibomyekip » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:46 pm

Faust - :o :o

This is my slag anyways

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She has small tits and is naturally ginger, but she takes it up the arse, listens to Zomby, Burial and The Field and buys me hip-hop records onna regular. I'm normally insanely shallow, but jobless mandem need new records too.

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Post by Firkles » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:55 pm

Here's my bird, she's a wank with a handful of warm liver but she can be anything I want her to be.

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Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Post by gnome » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:58 pm

TBH man (Pikeymobile) I didnt think she would be as pretty as that by the way you make her out to be lol.

this thread has been great. Good on the guys who posted their real gf. I can't wait to see whos gonna be the first one to ruin it by saying dirty shit bout somebodys misses
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Post by gwa » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:25 pm

am i allowed to post fit birds you've shagged recently ?
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Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Post by faust.dtc » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:27 pm

gwa wrote:am i allowed to post fit birds you've shagged recently ?
Yeah, why not, since its you...but be honest.

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Post by gwa » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:29 pm

i fucking will and ch3 will confirm this one is true..

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one on the right. she was mucky, my best mate went an had some a couple of week later... good times
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Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Post by Firkles » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:29 pm

gwa wrote:am i allowed to post fit birds you've shagged recently ?
Not if they have the clap ;)


One of the best shags I ever had, I was tapping her for a few months and she loved dubstep. I lost her when I was a twat to her :(

GONE!

Awesome tattoo too IMO.
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Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Post by gwa » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:30 pm

Firkles wrote:
gwa wrote:am i allowed to post fit birds you've shagged recently ?
Not if they have the clap ;)

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Post by elibomyekip » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:31 pm

gwa wrote:i fucking will and ch3 will confirm this one is true..

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one on the right. she was mucky, my best mate went an had some a couple of week later... good times
Did you try putting your dick through her ear plug? I totally would. And it'd be easy, because I have a small penis.

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Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Post by gwa » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:31 pm

mine wins, no offense
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