post in this thread and i will tell you that you're dumb

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:07 pm

wolf89 wrote:Funny seeing Parson calling me and idiot...

Because you know. You know people that well on a forum don't you.

YOU'RE GETTING DUMBER BY THE MINUTE. I CAN ACTUALLY DETECT YOUR IQ DROPPING. IT IS PALPABLE.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:07 pm

parson wrote:
wolf89 wrote:If Parson is so intelligent why does he need to spend all day calling people idiots on the internet. Surely he'd be above that.
SINCE WHEN DID TOWERING INTELLECT CORRESPOND TO ANY KIND OF ARBITRARY VALUE JUDGMENT OF THE WAY SAID GENIUS CHOOSES TO STAY ENTERTAINED IN THE AFTERNOON

Since, like, FOREVER, you dummy

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:08 pm

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:08 pm

the acid never lies wrote:
parson wrote:
wolf89 wrote:If Parson is so intelligent why does he need to spend all day calling people idiots on the internet. Surely he'd be above that.
SINCE WHEN DID TOWERING INTELLECT CORRESPOND TO ANY KIND OF ARBITRARY VALUE JUDGMENT OF THE WAY SAID GENIUS CHOOSES TO STAY ENTERTAINED IN THE AFTERNOON
Since, like, FOREVER, you dummy

MORON.

ahier · Post by **ahier** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:09 pm

bitch on a pension suck my dong

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:09 pm

ARE WE STACKING TOURETTES ON NOW FOR GOOD MEASURE

ahier · Post by **ahier** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:11 pm

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:12 pm

parson wrote:
wolf89 wrote:Funny seeing Parson calling me and idiot...

Because you know. You know people that well on a forum don't you.
YOU'RE GETTING DUMBER BY THE MINUTE. I CAN ACTUALLY DETECT YOUR IQ DROPPING. IT IS PALPABLE.

Firstly IQ doesn't actually mean that much.

and secondly seeing as I have a an IQ value high enough to get me into Mensa I think I can stand to lose a few points.

thirdly. yes I do realise it's a wind up thread it's just rare I get to meet the Parson style of "genius" in real life.

herbalicious · Post by **herbalicious** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:13 pm

I'm dumb because I live in a dream world, I have little common sense and didn't pay attention in Maths, Science, English OR any of my optional High School subjects. I'm dumb because I hate my job, yet am too lazy to quit and find something better. I'm dumb because I know I'd be an incredible DJ, yet I am too lazy to save up for equipment and learn...as well as wanting to avoid the standard connotations that accompany it (like being mocked for being a bedroom DJ). I'm dumb because I made the decision to move back home with my parents at the age of (nearly) 25 in order to save for a mortgage - but instead I spend all my money on music and food and have saved a minimal amount. I'm dumb because I know a couple of absolutely stunning girls who live abroad (one in the US, and one in Australia) that want me to go stay with them, and most likely give me the most amazing sex I could ever experience (one I know this for sure, as I have experienced her abilities on one incredible occasion), but cannot afford it due to (not) saving for a Mortgage.

Yes, I am dumb.

What do you say to that Parson?

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:13 pm

wolf89 wrote:
parson wrote:
wolf89 wrote:Funny seeing Parson calling me and idiot...

Because you know. You know people that well on a forum don't you.
YOU'RE GETTING DUMBER BY THE MINUTE. I CAN ACTUALLY DETECT YOUR IQ DROPPING. IT IS PALPABLE.
Firstly IQ doesn't actually mean that much.

and secondly seeing as I have a an IQ value high enough to get me into Mensa I think I can stand to lose a few points.

thirdly. yes I do realise it's a wind up thread it's just rare I get to meet the Parson style of "genius" in real life.

FIRSTLY, SHUT UP

SECONDLY SHUT UP

THIRDLY YOU'RE DUMB

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:14 pm

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:14 pm

herbalicious wrote:I'm dumb because I live in a dream world, I have little common sense and didn't pay attention in Maths, Science, English OR any of my optional High School subjects. I'm dumb because I hate my job, yet am too lazy to quit and find something better. I'm dumb because I know I'd be an incredible DJ, yet I am too lazy to save up for equipment and learn...as well as wanting to avoid the standard connotations that accompany it (like being mocked for being a bedroom DJ). I'm dumb because I made the decision to move back home with my parents at the age of (nearly) 25 in order to save for a mortgage - but instead I spend all my money on music and food and have saved a minimal amount. I'm dumb because I know a couple of absolutely stunning girls who live abroad (one in the US, and one in Australia) that want me to go stay with them, and most likely give me the most amazing sex I could ever experience (one I know this for sure, as I have experienced her abilities on one incredible occasion), but cannot afford it due to (not) saving for a Mortgage.

Yes, I am dumb.

What do you say to that Parson?

I'D SAY YOU'D BE WAY DUMBER IF YOU THOUGHT HAVING A JOB WAS COOL AND YOU WERE SUCH A SUCCESS FOR BEING ABLE TO WORK ALL THE TIME

herbalicious · Post by **herbalicious** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:15 pm

parson wrote:
herbalicious wrote:I'm dumb because I live in a dream world, I have little common sense and didn't pay attention in Maths, Science, English OR any of my optional High School subjects. I'm dumb because I hate my job, yet am too lazy to quit and find something better. I'm dumb because I know I'd be an incredible DJ, yet I am too lazy to save up for equipment and learn...as well as wanting to avoid the standard connotations that accompany it (like being mocked for being a bedroom DJ). I'm dumb because I made the decision to move back home with my parents at the age of (nearly) 25 in order to save for a mortgage - but instead I spend all my money on music and food and have saved a minimal amount. I'm dumb because I know a couple of absolutely stunning girls who live abroad (one in the US, and one in Australia) that want me to go stay with them, and most likely give me the most amazing sex I could ever experience (one I know this for sure, as I have experienced her abilities on one incredible occasion), but cannot afford it due to (not) saving for a Mortgage.

Yes, I am dumb.

What do you say to that Parson?
I'D SAY YOU'D BE WAY DUMBER IF YOU THOUGHT HAVING A JOB WAS COOL AND YOU WERE SUCH A SUCCESS FOR BEING ABLE TO WORK ALL THE TIME

At least there's room for me to get dumber then!

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:16 pm

the acid never lies wrote:
parson wrote:MY OPINION 99% PERCENT OF THAT POST WAS IDIOCY
You do realise you made up a significant proportion of that post, right?

how could he? he's the author of a significant proportion of a post THAT'S 99% PERCENT FULL OF IDIOCY and IDIOTS ARE NOT AUTHORITIES WHEN EVALUATING THEMSELVES

i hope this thread never ends, i hope it becomes a forum in itself!
parson, you gotta make your own forum!!!

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:17 pm

DZA wrote:

you're a dumbass.

ahier · Post by **ahier** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:17 pm

herbalicious, going deep. id say where there is a will, theres a way. get a one way ticket, and make a job opportunity happen whilst you are out there. if it works, it works, if it doesnt work then all that will happen is you will come home to where you are now, maybe feeling a bit better for having tried.

knell · Post by **knell** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:18 pm

i cant tell if Parson is trolling or getting trolled, or both..

i guess i am dumb, indeed.

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:18 pm

parson wrote:
wolf89 wrote:
parson wrote:
wolf89 wrote:Funny seeing Parson calling me and idiot...

Because you know. You know people that well on a forum don't you.
YOU'RE GETTING DUMBER BY THE MINUTE. I CAN ACTUALLY DETECT YOUR IQ DROPPING. IT IS PALPABLE.
Firstly IQ doesn't actually mean that much.

and secondly seeing as I have a an IQ value high enough to get me into Mensa I think I can stand to lose a few points.

thirdly. yes I do realise it's a wind up thread it's just rare I get to meet the Parson style of "genius" in real life.
FIRSTLY, SHUT UP

SECONDLY SHUT UP

THIRDLY YOU'RE DUMB

Yay!

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:19 pm

parson wrote:
DZA wrote:
you're a dumbass.

No you are

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:20 pm

knell wrote:i cant tell if Parson is trolling or getting trolled, or both..

i guess i am dumb, indeed.

i can't tell if you're that stupid, or pretending to be so you can get intellectually flogged

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