random daily observations thread

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:41 pm

obIwan wrote:Women want the moon on a stick, apart from Gillian McKeith, she wants something else on a stick or people not to have sticky shit, I forget.

Haven't heard that term since Richard Herring used it on Fist of Fun

As for Gillian

and from a different angle

Uncanny isn't it????

misk · Post by **misk** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:30 pm

i havent had Pho in a long time, and thats too bad, because its so good.

cogi · Post by **cogi** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:39 am

Staying up until 6 in the morn will ultimately prove unproductive in meeting academic deadlines.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:03 pm

Keeping it 'on topic', 3 poo`s a day is healthy !

dubstepshack · Post by **dubstepshack** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:51 pm

Pooing and then wiping, and then looking at what you wiped, realising there is nothing there, and then wondering what the fuck you wiped for, but sub conciously knowing next time you might meet actually need to wipe.

j dub u · Post by **j dub u** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:15 pm

That E-40, even without a tooth in his mouth or a dime to his name still can infact lift your boots, Much like a crane.

tunnidge · Post by **tunnidge** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:25 pm

Something i observed today,
Why is it called a pair of trousers (PLURAL) when it is a singular item of clothing? I know your gonna say coz it has 2 legs but a shirt has two sleeves and its a shirt not a shirts... i lay awake sometimes.

j rock · Post by **j rock** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:29 pm

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:33 pm

TUNNIDGE wrote:Something i observed today,
Why is it called a pair of trousers (PLURAL) when it is a singular item of clothing? I know your gonna say coz it has 2 legs but a shirt has two sleeves and its a shirt not a shirts... i lay awake sometimes.

Here's a (slightly) similar observation ... a while ago an Italian chum of mine asked me 'More than one tooth is called teeth isn't it?'. I confirmed that this is indeed the case. He said 'So why is it called a toothbrush? It should be a teethbrush.'

He's got a point

hera · Post by **hera** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:36 pm

similarly, why "a pair of panties" when it's really just a panty? shirley a bit absurd.

Jennifer · Post by **Jennifer** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:44 pm

hera wrote:similarly, why "a pair of panties" when it's really just a panty? shirley a bit absurd.

cause it has two leg holes mebbe ....idk

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:35 pm

paolo wrote:
Here's a (slightly) similar observation ... a while ago an Italian chum of mine asked me 'More than one tooth is called teeth isn't it?'. I confirmed that this is indeed the case. He said 'So why is it called a toothbrush? It should be a teethbrush.'
He's got a point

one tooth at a time

misk · Post by **misk** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:58 am

the gummi bears in the small bag, taste better than the gummi bears in the big bag, and their both the same brand.

geniusworkin · Post by **geniusworkin** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:43 pm

why does everyone with a blackberry have the same ring tone?

999 · Post by **999** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:08 am

ice beers are harder quicker. ive observed it.

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:42 am

kins83 wrote:
unlikely wrote:
paolo wrote:I was woken up at about 7 o'clock this morning by a massive fucking bumble bee buzzing around my room. My door and windows were shut so I have no idea how the stripy bastard got in
bumblebees are curious and mystical creatures, capable of many wonders
I heard they can teleport at will...

I love bumlebees they have that deep buzzing sound bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

__________ · Post by **__________** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:18 am

clocks going forwards/backards is a joke. only good for getting disorganised people (like me) to miss their bus.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:13 pm

£10 Bag wrote:clocks going forwards/backards is a joke. only good for getting disorganised people (like me) to miss their bus.

ive hit my snooze button more times this week than i have in my lifetime still trying to readjust the old body clock

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:29 pm

paolo wrote:
Here's a (slightly) similar observation ... a while ago an Italian chum of mine asked me 'More than one tooth is called teeth isn't it?'. I confirmed that this is indeed the case. He said 'So why is it called a toothbrush? It should be a teethbrush.'

He's got a point

Yeah, and any other kind of brush really....except maybe paint.

Why is your hair called 'hair' when its made up of hairS

kidabra · Post by **kidabra** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:58 pm

1.\ we need i.q based sterilisation bombs.
2.\ the bus always comes as soon as you light a cigarette.
3.\ busdrivers are a sub race of humanity that feed on dissapointment.
4.\ its almost impossible to start a fight with a bus driver,they just wont get out their box.
5.\ i get too many busses.

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