That is pretty creepy, but I think this was creepier, I found this one first:Kodachrome wrote: This was in the related videos.
Oops derailing sorry, back to thinking with cocks
That is pretty creepy, but I think this was creepier, I found this one first:Kodachrome wrote: This was in the related videos.
Did it once, never again. Was first proper girlfriend at college, in my English class. Not that fit in hindsight, but when you're 16 and wanting daily sex you'll take what's on offer. She got a job working at the supermarket where I worked so as to be closer to me (should've rung the alarm bells but it didn't), so we'd be at college together, working together, see each other at weekends and she'd still kick off when I had a night to myself as we "weren't spending any time together".Duffman wrote:Anyone else date a girl who was in the same class as them in college/uni or work?
weedlefruit wrote:I know some fucking grim lookin dudes that still get some, its so easy to think women are as shallow as men but to be fair, alot of women will fuck a personality over muscles and fake tan.
Yeah, I know some 4/10 guys who are drowning in minge. You just have to have the right attitude, confidence. And just count yourself lucky that you're an ugly guy, and not an ugly girl.sixamsedna wrote:Girls really aren't AS shallow as we guys are, it's true. They'll take personality, and charisma over it.
40 year old virgin!Perfecture wrote: use your peripherals......
aha i'll trySiderealdb wrote:Wowsa.Hypefiend wrote:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA made my night you are a funny man.
the closest i have ever had sexual intercourse with a woman was opening the door for one and getting a "thanks" back. yup that's the closest i have ever been.... pretty pathetic if you ask me. ugly4lyfe fml
We need to get you laid bro. Not sure how old you are, but life goes by way to fast to be skipping out on poontang. Ugly has little to do with it either, you have to be confident and charismatic. I can't even tell you the number of times I've simply asked a girl to fuck and she said yes. No conversation, nothing, just right to the point. Though that isn't very charismatic, girls do sometimes like a guy who takes charge by being blunt on occasion.
in a very similar situation as particle jim except at school. and also legend4ry how have i not thought of that. i will say that next time thoughlegend4ry wrote:wub wrote:particle-jim wrote:This thread has just wound me up because now im thinking about this girl who works in the same building as me... she is literally like 100% my type and i see her about the building all the time and there's usually some sort of awkward eye contact thing going on, now this is where it gets tricky because historically i'm not very good with girls and although she works in the same building as me she works for a totally different company so i can't think of a legitimate excuse to just try and initiate conversation (so far the only thing i've ever said to her was just asking where the toilets where!)
i'm thinking i'll not do anyhting about it for a few weeks but still keep up the awkward eye contact shit and then eventually i wont be able to take it anymore and just snap and have to say something
seriosuly though, i wanna take this bird out for a nice (reasonably priced) dinner or some shit... classy
Man the fuck up![]()
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Innit; just be like "maybe we should say hey instead of give awkward stares from now on, i'm whateveryourname"
It'll either get you blanked, then you can have a tear jerk or you'll spark conversation
Way I see it, if you're looking and wanting; no doubt other men are - get in there before someone else does.
shit you must have been awesome in bed at 16wub wrote:Did it once, never again. Was first proper girlfriend at college, in my English class. Not that fit in hindsight, but when you're 16 and wanting daily sex you'll take what's on offer. She got a job working at the supermarket where I worked so as to be closer to me (should've rung the alarm bells but it didn't), so we'd be at college together, working together, see each other at weekends and she'd still kick off when I had a night to myself as we "weren't spending any time together".Duffman wrote:Anyone else date a girl who was in the same class as them in college/uni or work?
Anyway, long story short I broke up with her, she faked a pregnancy, then came to my parents house and slash her fingers open with a scapel on my front door step to "show me how much she loved me".
She's a primary school teacher now.
picsDuffman wrote:Girl in my class is unbelievably fit, I seriously don't think i have ever seen a better arse in the flesh (well not completely....yet), and she always wears tight jeans/leggings![]()
She's the full package: tall, brunette, great arse, big thighs and has a pretty, spunkable face. Not thinking with my cock I would say I can't be trying it on since I'll be seeing her 4 days a week for the next year or so, but what an arse![]()
Anyone else date a girl who was in the same class as them in college/uni or work?









Dude, it was only a matter of months ago that you got laid for the very first time. Now look at you.Helix [Delay] wrote:this thread is fucking dumb
go have sex and quit talking about it
lol years tbhfirky wrote:Dude, it was only a matter of months ago that you got laid for the very first time. Now look at you.Helix [Delay] wrote:this thread is fucking dumb
go have sex and quit talking about it









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Fixed. I haven't found an end-point yet.epochalypso wrote:I wouldn't worry about not getting much pussy as a teenager.. early twenties onwards are the ones.
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casual hookup > datingDuffman wrote:Anyone else date a girl who was in the same class as them in college/uni or work?
The closer you get to 30 the shitter nostalgia fucks becomes especially when she's dropped a few and has to arrange babysitting with her mum so the two of you can have some snucky time.Duffman wrote:Anyone else date a girl who was in the same class as them in college/uni or work?
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