Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

NW_DUBAHOLIC · Post by **NW_DUBAHOLIC** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:50 pm

wobbles wrote:wtf is that

This shit some kids in my city do I guess? It was on the news. Kids are shitting and pissing in bottles and letting it ferment and then inhaling the fumes to get high

"Butthash"

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:52 pm

I'm trying to illuminate this for you...It's true life urban folklore..

NW_DUBAHOLIC · Post by **NW_DUBAHOLIC** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:53 pm

bright maroon wrote:I'm going to tell you the story of my last time smoking weed...

I had been clean from all smoking for about a year and a half..
But then I got this really grim job working quality control
at an after-market auto glass factory...
and I have about 2 dozen amazing stories from that place...

but I'm going to tell the one about little butch afro puffed lesbian girl Turqouia Dunn.

Turquoia used to spit bars in the park under the pseudonym of Twerk City...
and she had a girl friend who was a prostitute and had 2 kids...
She never really told me what was going on in her house...
but I got the feeling that they were doing hands off lesbian sex shows for money..on the side
Her girl drove a Cayenne, a 45K car while on food stamps and housing assistance
- so they were up to a whole lotta business...

You even edited this and you still forget to tell us "the story of my last time smoking weed"

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:00 am

so - She got put out for "good" this one time...
and needed too stay at my place...
so she had blunts..and we smoked them

and I got sick as shit...
I was hallucinating this really disturbing repetative thing..

I kept imagining her going to the door and letting in a couple of huge black dudes...
and then- they immediatly go about smashing up my entire apartment...

and the vision keeps repeating and repeating and repeating..
I had to go lay in bed with my face in the pillow..
I was scared shitless but couldn't do anything..
I felt like throwing up - I couldn't see straight..
really horrible time

anyhow...

The next day Turq tells me that she was worried about her girlfriends "family"
finding out where she was...because they have been known to steal her from places
and destroy everything on the way out.

I was just like - FUCK THIS!!

I was so scared to have her around me after that.

She was always really nice to me though
Well, she wasn't always really nice...

I took her to the music store and we played with mic effects.

NW_DUBAHOLIC · Post by **NW_DUBAHOLIC** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:07 am

bright maroon wrote: I was hallucinating this really disturbing repetative thing..

I kept imagining her going to the door and letting in a couple of huge black dudes...
and then- they immediatly go about smashing up my entire apartment...

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bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:09 am

..we ate curried goat and ox tails off the back of a jamaican food truck...

and these spicy chicken puffs - like croquettes

and they would get crunk out the trunk on breaks...

here it is - Beef Pattys..and Cabbage and Rice and Peas...orange sodas and sweet potato pies...

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:22 am

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:27 am

poo - Jenkum I'm guessing - is just inhaling concentrated methane...

...high off of oxygen deprivation...like the poor mans whippet

mks · Post by **mks** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:27 am

fermented poo...

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:37 am

ill haz a poo

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:43 am

yeast poo - you're drinking it

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:46 am

last time i drank it i got in a fight with a beaver

mks · Post by **mks** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:47 am

WTF is this thread about?

I just got high...

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:48 am

I just googled "yeast poo" and guess what came up...beaver slayer

treacle...

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:55 am

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:58 am

oh man - when that thing jumped...

ooohh...he was stylin'

mks · Post by **mks** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:04 am

I live a few minutes south of the Great White North and I have to fight off mountain lions, bears, elk and beavers everyday while going home.

I can tell you from experience, that is not how you catch a beaver.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:05 am

..you catchum' in the trash!!

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bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:24 am

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:31 am

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