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Sexual_Chocolate
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by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:20 am
Today wrote:ehbrums1 wrote:Sonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
Zomby?
No mt eden
that'd be more like ... music producer orders a filet, promptly
shits on the plate and calls it a garnish
what's a viola's range? depends on how far you can throw one.
well that made my day
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JTMMusicuk
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by JTMMusicuk » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:08 pm
knock knock
whos there?
wub wub
wub wub who?
wub wub wub wub wub wub
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KiloDubstep
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by KiloDubstep » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:17 pm
Why did the compresser fall over?
Because he had a soft knee
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Sonika
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by Sonika » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:38 pm
JTMMusicuk wrote:knock knock
whos there?
wub wub
wub wub who?
wub wub wub wub wub wub
Really JTM? Really?
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Kochari
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by Kochari » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:52 pm
KiloDubstep wrote:Why did the compresser fall over?
Because he had a soft knee
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BonerJams04
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by BonerJams04 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:22 pm
kid: mommy, skrillex lives in my closet
mom: don't be silly there's no such thing as-
WUBWOBWUBWUBWUBWUB
conversion to brostepjoke thread, conplete
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God, thats who.
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JTMMusicuk
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by JTMMusicuk » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:49 pm
Sonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:knock knock
whos there?
wub wub
wub wub who?
wub wub wub wub wub wub
Really JTM? Really?
That one was just to ease you in, best material yet to come
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Sonika
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by Sonika » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:06 pm
JTMMusicuk wrote:Sonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:knock knock
whos there?
wub wub
wub wub who?
wub wub wub wub wub wub
Really JTM? Really?
That one was just to ease you in, best material yet to come
lol I can't wait
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overture
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by overture » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:14 pm
Why did the rimshot miss his flight?
He got delayed.
Why am I so bad at this? haha
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Ascian
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by Ascian » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:21 pm
Q: Which VST is sure to make your head spin?
A: Absynth!
Q: In which DAW will any female giggle?
A: In Nuendo
Q: Which effect will make any guy giggle?
A: FLANGE!
Q: What did the slutty female producer say to her boyfriend?
A: Add some more wet to my flange
Q: Which VST has produced the most free radicals unwilling to pay a pro ME
A: Ozone (if you get this one, congrats for being as geeky as me!)
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by Hircine » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:42 pm
Ascian wrote:
Q: Which VST has produced the most free radicals unwilling to pay a pro ME
A: Ozone (if you get this one, congrats for being as geeky as me!)
Add a compressor or your master will be unstable. Don't use it to master metal. Don't drink while mastering with ozone.
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phaeleh wrote:bassbum wrote:The pheleleh tune I have never heard before and I did like it but its very simple and I could quickly recreate it.
Yeah I wanna hear it too
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JFK
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by JFK » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:58 pm
sub_lox wrote:Why did the rimshot miss his flight?
He got delayed.
Why am I so bad at this? haha
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by laurend » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:05 am
Average music Joe statement:
"I put it on every track and buss during my mix+mastering sessions.
I have the louder tracks around."
Listener:
"Wow, that's loud!"
Joe:
"Do you like it?"
Listener:
"Well, I think Ozone won't cure my head heck..."
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by legend4ry » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:19 pm
JTMMusicuk wrote:
Soulstep wrote: My point is i just wanna hear more vibes
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