Irritating shit on facebook

[vishes]

Trying to spot knobhead but I cant find it.

[nowaysj]

Tried it again, and got:

Qixclla, kwotrbe, and fulbrz. Not exactly good news.

[Pada]

I go Ting, Fix and Zing :/

[vishes]

Tried it again, and got:

Qixclla, kwotrbe, and fulbrz. Not exactly good news.

That's bad...

[5910]

I've got other stuff, this kid from a high school I went to, decided he's a rapper, uses my page as a billboard for it, and asks me for beats he can "spit 2"

He posted on my wall on my birthday, said nothing more than the following:
h b g

Didn't even punctuate it.

This guy today he posts the following:

"Pussy nighaz luv 2 hate. Real Nighaz hate 2 luv."


He used to be one of, if not the, the smartest kids in my form.

[skimpi]

Ive got this one bird who just like posts exactly what she is doing, and posts as in: Silly Gyal is doing this. For example: 'is watching 4music listening to the friday 13th: rock hits of the 21st centuary top 100'. Like, why the fuck would anybody care, thats the most mundane shit ever!

[NickUndercover]

Fucking Paulo Coelho quotes rarhg

[bigfootspartan]

Not moaning about them having kids, just them constantly banging on about having kids as if was an acheivement rather than the result of carelessness, just wish they'd talk about something else once in a while

And the fact that most of the ones I graduated can't support kids with their current job situation. Kids are great but ffs at least make sure you can support them before having them.

[NilsFG]

Everybody on Facebook is a hardcore philosopher.

FUCK. Last few weeks i've been seeing too many people with pics like this from various tumblr's as their cover pic and shit.

Pisses me off. Just makes me want to grab a brick to smash their skulls in.

I am next level mad

[hugh]

Everybody on Facebook is a hardcore philosopher.

FUCK. Last few weeks i've been seeing too many people with pics like this from various tumblr's as their cover pic and shit.

Pisses me off. Just makes me want to grab a brick to smash their skulls in.

I am next level mad

haha so truuueee

[kingldub]

Couples that take subtle digs at each other using status updates

[AxeD]

Couples that take subtle digs at each other using status updates

This is the only thing I recognize from the stuff mentioned in this thread.
Although someone may have said 'people linking stupid 9gag pictures'.

[JBoy]

When couples tag eachother in statuses such as: 'my girlfriend is so beautiful, i love her so much' - Are they trying to kid themselves or others that they're relationship is so perfect. Most people that post stuff like that almost always end up splitting up quickly and then move onto the next person they claim to love so much.

[Reese_Liar]

Those stupid "polls" going round with a simple math question, that really make it clear how so many people have no grasp of the order of operations.
Just saw one today that said "50 + 50 x 0 + 1 = ?" and almost 40% had answered 1. Why would you want to showcase your ignorance like that?

[skwiggo]

When couples tag eachother in statuses such as: 'my girlfriend is so beautiful, i love her so much' - Are they trying to kid themselves or others that they're relationship is so perfect. Most people that post stuff like that almost always end up splitting up quickly and then move onto the next person they claim to love so much.

since facebook is full of narcissists i think most of that behaviour is just attention seeking lol

[autobot]

Peoples spotify notifications - I don't care that you're listening to every single song written by some obscure indie band I've never heard of

[antipode]

Sketty girls I used to go to school with posting endless shite about their ugly, noisy, dribbling offspring... I'm only 22 yet seemingly about half of all the girls in my year at school have since gotten up the duff and popped a grubby little sprog, at which point they stop having anything other than their kids to talk about, and they do talk about them... At length... Constantly

Say something interesting, dont just post pics of a dribbling infant that only exists due to your carelessness

jim went in on this post

[hugh]

HANGOVER POSTS

jeeeez they are so boring to read about....

"omg drank so much last night"
"omg such a banging hangova lol!"
"omg last night was CRAZY never gonna get that drunk again LOL"

Seriously it's so dull. Do people actually think other people are jealous of their shit night out? Is a hangover some kind of certificate of awesomeness that nobody told me about? Are they proud of their inability to control their drink intake?

[ezza]

HANGOVER POSTS

jeeeez they are so boring to read about....

"omg drank so much last night"
"omg such a banging hangova lol!"
"omg last night was CRAZY never gonna get that drunk again LOL"

Seriously it's so dull. Do people actually think other people are jealous of their shit night out? Is a hangover some kind of certificate of awesomeness that nobody told me about? Are they proud of their inability to control their drink intake?

Does your head in so much! especially when they're like 'omg craziest weekend ever' & they went to a couple pubs and maybe a shit club.

Spend the weekend somewhere mad, fuck bitches, hit a few nights, get arrested, all fuelled by a heavy mdma and ketmine binge & then maybe, just maybe that could warrant a status update. But if not, fuck off no ones interested.

[J__J_90]

that Uni/TrueLad bullshit that always appears on my news feed from various friends who 'Like' something from their page.