The strangest place were you have masterbated?

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:15 am

alphacat wrote:A) Apparently I'm a WAY bigger perv than I thought I was; :( ...can't even tell you some of the places. Srsly
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im in the same boat. not even gonna bother mentioning for fear of being burnt at the stake.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by scottie584 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:16 am

espire wrote: And someone else once told me he has been the using the same sock for about 4years to clean up whenever he masturbated... I've seen the sock and good lord :(
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by SCope13 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:29 am

I rubbed one out in the bathroom of my church once. During service. I was horny as shit, and I'm not religious so no guilt.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by 3za » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:29 am

Nevalo wrote:
alphacat wrote:A) Apparently I'm a WAY bigger perv than I thought I was; :( ...can't even tell you some of the places. Srsly
:lol:

im in the same boat. not even gonna bother mentioning for fear of being burnt at the stake.
This is a thread for sharing, we will not judge you...

No one cares for for your posts, if you're not going to share.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:33 am

calm down.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by SCope13 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:33 am

O, can't believe I forgot this one. In 8th grade, my dad and I went on the Bike Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN). You'd camp in each town you stopped in so we shared a tent. Trip takes a week. 4 days in, I couldn't take it anymore, so I went into the forest at one of the towns we stopped at and jerked it. Pretty uncomfortable. But worth it.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by 3za » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:38 am

Nevalo wrote:calm down.
Your like them people, that say they have done, "so many drugs", and then when you ask them, "what drugs they have done?" They answer, "so many", but really they have only ever had 2 drags from a spliff in their whole life.

No one likes them people.

Proper chilled btw :mrgreen:
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:41 am

yes, because you know the ins & outs of my personal life. prick.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by 3za » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:44 am

Nevalo wrote:yes, because you know the ins & outs of my personal life. prick.
calm down, and gtfo if your not going to share.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:44 am

3za wrote:
Nevalo wrote:yes, because you know the ins & outs of my personal life. prick.
calm down.
very calm :mrgreen:
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by 3za » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:45 am

GTFO
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:46 am

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by InternetSlaveMaster » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:52 am

3za wrote:This is a thread for sharing, we will not judge you...

No one cares for for your posts, if you're not going to share.
It's kinda like the WIP thread

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by nowaysj » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:11 am

Everybody seems very calm and ready to kill each other.

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Scope, was sailing up the east coast w me dad, there is like no room privacy on a sailboat, no opportunity. Was really hurting by the time we hit Rhode Island. We came ashore in providence and were walking into town a bit for supplies, we were checking out all these old beautiful mansions, all super manicured and painted, and right there on one of the lawns was a stack of hardcore glossy xxx porn. The sight of it alone, almost set me off right there.

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by ehbes » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:14 am

I believe those mansions you saw were the breakers :mrgreen:
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:22 am

a forest. was very calming. not much to look at tho. closed my eyes and used imagination to turn me on
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sonika » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:30 am

Socks feel terrible on your dick
Lotion or gtfo (although it's really loud so bad for stealth hahah)


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Post by Sonika » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:32 am

Also I'm super intrigued to hear the weird places for alphacat and nevalo
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

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