Great chat up lines

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:40 pm

"Yes it's a real gun!!"

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:40 pm

A fried of mine was at a bar, fairly drunk. A very very very attractive brunette came in the bar, and his friends made a bet with him. If he took her home that night, he'd get 100 dollars.

So their conversation is like this.

"Hey, wanna come home with me so I can slaw you?"

"What?"

"I said, wanna come home with me so I can slaw you."

"Slaw me? What the hell is that?"

"Come home with me, and you'll find out."

Needless to say, he went home...

With the girl, and woke up 100 dollars richer and a little bit happier.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:40 pm

Of course you dont always needa line, I've found that, occasionally, just standing next to birds, bent at the knees, rubbing your thighs and whispering, "you look like my mum" has worked occasionaly...

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:43 pm

frebentos wrote:bent at the knees, rubbing your thighs and whispering, "you look like my mum" has worked occasionaly...

Loool

And then end up like..

"wait.. MUM ?!"

*looks @ an absent Dubluke*

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:44 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
frebentos wrote:bent at the knees, rubbing your thighs and whispering, "you look like my mum" has worked occasionaly...
Loool

And then end up like..

"wait.. MUM ?!"

*looks @ an absent Dubluke*

HAHAHA...

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:44 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
frebentos wrote:bent at the knees, rubbing your thighs and whispering, "you look like my mum" has worked occasionaly...
Loool

And then end up like..

"wait.. MUM ?!"

*looks @ an absent Dubluke*

Hahahahaaha

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:46 pm

kins83 wrote:
hera wrote:
kins83 wrote:What are you gonna say to that Hera?
well, same thing i said last year to a similar albeit shoter paragraph (smokes too much pot to remember).
Got to admire his persistence. Longer paragraph next year, perhaps?

it probably took him a year to write that one!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:47 pm

I have a wheelchair, and a bit of a sadistic side. You up for a trip through the park?

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:50 pm

frebentos wrote:"Can I use your gash as a wankrag?"

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:51 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
frebentos wrote:"Can I use your gash as a wankrag?"

That made me laugh and gave me the horn

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:56 pm

"Do don't sweat much for a fat chick" always worked for me.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:58 pm

Vonboyage wrote:*waits for you to come out the hospital next friday*

@ two oh one, aswell.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:00 pm

easily the best thread for 2008

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:02 pm

deamonds wrote:easily the best thread for 2008

...so far

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:08 pm

touchẻ

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:14 pm

'i want to fill your belly with little white mice'

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:17 pm

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:19 pm

Vonboyage wrote:

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:20 pm

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:15 pm

"We can do this the easy way or the hard way...your choice."

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