Worst Film?

misk · Post by **misk** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:49 pm

apparently you've never seen zero effect, ivy? weird, but good movie. shittiest films ever? i'd have to say, Junior was pretty bad, as was throw mama from the train. danny de vito can go to hell.

i originally thought that stargate was good, but i watched it again recently, and it was shit. really really cliche too. sky captain and the world of tomorrow, was shit as well... the third resident evil movie was HORRIBLE. the first two were bad, but the third, sucked ass hard.

im sure i'll think of more soon.

parson · Post by **parson** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:50 pm

RickyRicardo wrote:
Parson wrote: you sound pacifist
not quite.

ivysomething · Post by **ivysomething** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:59 pm

Misk wrote:apparently you've never seen zero effect, ivy? weird, but good movie. shittiest films ever? i'd have to say, Junior was pretty bad, as was throw mama from the train. danny de vito can go to hell.

i originally thought that stargate was good, but i watched it again recently, and it was shit. really really cliche too. sky captain and the world of tomorrow, was shit as well... the third resident evil movie was HORRIBLE. the first two were bad, but the third, sucked ass hard.

im sure i'll think of more soon.

haven't seen zero effect...and i see that bill pullman's in it.

you'd def have to hold me down to watch him again, but i might not struggle too much.

it has been 12 years since the "incident"...

god...Mr Wrong was oh soooo wrong.

omen · Post by **omen** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:59 pm

meet the Spartans

scary movie 4

all blade films

all them daft teen movie comedies like date movie they are the most unfunny films ever

ivysomething · Post by **ivysomething** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:01 am

Misk wrote:...as was throw mama from the train. danny de vito can go to hell.

P.S.

(Danny DeVito in hell)

parson · Post by **parson** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:35 am

dude danny devito did death to smoochy

death to smoochy is awesome

as is romancing the stone/ jewel of the nile AND not to ment WAR OF THE ROSES

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:53 am

lust , (notice the comma) caution - pretty long boring scenes broken up only by some longer & bizarre hip poppin sex scenes. just a mostly unremarkable 8hour chinese ting

fused_forces · Post by **fused_forces** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:57 am

Spiderman 2, Transformers, Alien vs Predator 2 are all complete shite, the list could go on for pages, too many swag films that are a waste of time watching.

djake · Post by **djake** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:00 am

the worst films are always funny cause there so crap

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:05 am

Hellboy, fucking so fucking shit and boring. BAD

and i found this movie in my house, don't know how it got there called "A Night In Compton" it was so terrible, i got about 5 minutes into it, turned it off and frisbee'd that bitch into the neighbors yard

ivysomething · Post by **ivysomething** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:10 am

Parson wrote:dude danny devito did death to smoochy

death to smoochy is awesome

as is romancing the stone/ jewel of the nile AND not to ment WAR OF THE ROSES

yes, agreed!

but that slice of danny devito pizza got a good laugh outta me

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:22 am

Dude, Where's My Car? How is this a comedy? Makes Harold and Kumar seem like a masterpiece.

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:33 am

four4 wrote:has anyone said Brown Bunny yet?

Vincent Gallo can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Yes.

This movie actually pissed me off. Way to go masturbatory director. You can take pretty shots, try writing something.

shane · Post by **shane** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:07 am

Shonky wrote:Dude, Where's My Car? How is this a comedy? Makes Harold and Kumar seem like a masterpiece.

harold and kumar is great. dude wheres my car is retarded.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:22 am

Tomity wrote:Well I wont lie, that hurts. But I'll never get those two hours back I spent watching that film and that hurts even more tbh.

I'm not even being OTT here. Cant think of anything redeeming about this film at all.

"Are you going cigarette on me?"

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:49 am

300? I turned it off after the first three scene's and then nearly killed myself.

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:51 am

metalboxproducts wrote:
Tomity wrote:Well I wont lie, that hurts. But I'll never get those two hours back I spent watching that film and that hurts even more tbh.

I'm not even being OTT here. Cant think of anything redeeming about this film at all.
"Are you going cigarette on me?"

Er, yes....

Has anyone mentioned the new Star Wars films yet?

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:51 am

Parson wrote:wtf

there are a lot of great films listed in this thread as worst, but STATE AND MAIN?

thats one of my favorite movies.

Yeah it's really good. The humour is spot on. It a massive satirical look at the film industry, amongst other things lol

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:57 am

showguns wrote:napoleon dynamite.

Yeah very over rated and has given rise to that god awful all to knowing "aren't we clever" humour.
Same kinda films i would put in those brackets would be "Sideways", Little Miss Sin Shine" and a few other's that seem to think funny = knowing winks. Fuck that. I'd rather see any Carry On film.

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