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the decoy · Post by **the decoy** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:51 am

personally, I think that neither the Xbox or ps3 are at all capable of streaming media over a wireless network. sony and m dolla are both full of shit.

sucks.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:20 am

dubluke wrote:robots are communicating with molepeople via the heating element in my kettle

Actually,blud...that's just me in all my rudebwoy-suited glory.

...or is it????

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:34 am

joke is since universal vote was established and people took the power, the world became not much better, horrors are part of mankind's everyday life just as much as in the dark ages (just in a more sofisticated way sometimes) i hope you agree with me. i mean, for the few of us doing better there's anyway 10 other hardly surviving and compensating for us.

the system looks like what it should be but yet people are not happy on large scales, if the masses can't figure out what's best for them that made me think largely accepted points of view are often misguided from reality, otherwise people couldn´t do so much harm to themselves. (i mean you gotta admit voting bush twice was pretty masochistic, an we're talking years, not just clipping stuff to your nipples for 30 mins)

and when you get to discover the manipulative nature of media, church, school, politics, you get to see that as an explanation for how people were mislead.

at this point, 5-10 jests for each post that tries to be reasonably ontopic starts to look like where the mislead majority opens some kind of conspirationist-trap around which you gather to bully and poke the people inside with sharp objects. but since it´s all internets, this doesn't really happen, don't get very enthusiastic, it just proves we are willing to put ourselves in this position.

now i thought: let´s put on the spiderman suit because they are disbelievers and they won't think i'm really spiderman (which i am!), they will think i'm a conspirationist, i'll give them the impression i am falling for their trap, so they can gather around, then before they figure me out i'll write this at lightspeed and run before they can poke me!

catch me if you can! :p

boom bidi bye byeee !

:lector:

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fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:12 am

obama was behind princess di's car crash, everyone knows that.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:06 am

SD5 wrote:Of course Kinsman would like us all
to debunk any conspiracies coming our way.
'tis in the interest of all cyborg crossbreeds
for us to discredit those who know
what's really going on.
(yu bastard robots, trying to stop us from believing the incredible truth)

Be wary of your toaster.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:24 am

oh I am, the little fucker tried to burn my breakfast today, I told it if it every try pulling an antic like that again I will sell it for scrap!

whut · Post by **whut** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:47 pm

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:46 am

oh my god, gordon brown just said ¨new world worder"!
i guess his diet turned him into a conspirationist!

Gordon Brown Picks His Nose Eats Bogies

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:48 am

I liked yr rave Pimp
and tanks for the heads-up Kins...I'm keeping me bread uncooked for the time being.

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:26 pm

cloverfield is REAL

dunkno · Post by **dunkno** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:33 pm

gordon brown is a muslim and the queen is an alien

surface_tension · Post by **surface_tension** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:59 pm

Slothrop wrote:Not believing assertions based on 'evidence' which five minutes with google or even twenty seconds of actual critical thought shows is flawed, misrepresented, misunderstood or downright made up seems pretty sensible.

Nobody here has refuted anything, nor do they ever make any attempts to. It's not the burden of the person who has the theory, to prove said theory. When it involves the Government, THEY have the burden of proof. I.E. 9/11... they are making a legal claim that someone violated a law and caused death and bodily harm... they are required to prove that in court.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:32 am

The Dubluke you thought you knew is actually a spy named Theodore L. Pfefferneusenhausenschmittenburgermeisterdasbootachtungbabykrautenrocken, who is currently on a mission to reveal that the world's leaders are aliens from the planet Masonsilluminati 2012-911 Beta MK1.I am the real Dubluke.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:27 am

Correction:

Echo Wanderer wrote:The Dubluke you thought you knew is actually a spy named Theodore L. Pfefferneusenhausenzeitgeistschmittenburgermeisterdasbootachtungbabykrautenrocken, who is currently on a mission to reveal that the world's leaders are aliens from the planet Masonsilluminati 2012-911 Beta MK1.I am the real Dubluke.

But everybody knows that.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:38 am

SD5 wrote:Correction:
Echo Wanderer wrote:The Dubluke you thought you knew is actually a spy named Theodore L. Pfefferneusenhausenzeitgeistschmittenburgermeisterdasbootachtungbabykrautenrocken, who is currently on a mission to reveal that the world's leaders are aliens from the planet Masonsilluminati 2012-911 Beta MK1.I am the real Dubluke.
But everybody knows that.

"Touchè,salesman..."

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:49 am

Surface_Tension wrote:
Slothrop wrote:Not believing assertions based on 'evidence' which five minutes with google or even twenty seconds of actual critical thought shows is flawed, misrepresented, misunderstood or downright made up seems pretty sensible.
Nobody here has refuted anything, nor do they ever make any attempts to.

nor they've ever felt like able to... hence the nice and inviting topic title
i guess some people just wanted to see who's worthy to go to tonight's reception where gordon brown is cooking because he hates conspirationists
but yeah guys, you go ahead, no worries

kruptah · Post by **kruptah** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:06 am

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:12 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:we are all sheep.

baa for yourself Evil One.

Somewhere in the universe
matter is being ripped apart
by massive forces.
Closer, a caged victim
shits blood as they hear
the footsteps of their torturer.

Lots of unpleasant realities we don't dwell upon.
Why get tense about a possibility
that does not directly impact on your immediate reality?
imo that's allowing yourself to be haunted.

werd2jah · Post by **werd2jah** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:24 am

has anyone seen the zeitgeist conspiracy theory "documentary"?!?! very interesting shtuff

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:39 am

conspiracy is an obsolete term since brown-the-booger-hungry made it all public on television

it's like you would say now earth being round is a conspiracy too. the only difference the religious inquisition was replaced by no flight lists and other more subtle forms of psychological torture/pressure!

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