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firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:34 am

Connecting to server...
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s.i.e · Post by **s.i.e** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:48 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dubstep?
Stranger: tripstep, son
You: whats that?
Stranger: one more than dubstep
Stranger: it's the new thing
Stranger: don't you know?
You: links?
Stranger: www.google.com
Stranger: www.links.com
Stranger: www.tripstep.com
You: google is banned in my country
Stranger: burma?
You: the other 2 are ded
You: close, madagascar
Stranger: ah. i heard you had and outbreak of snails there
Stranger: still going on?
You: nah, slugs now.
Stranger: salt that shit, son
You: i nicked all the shells for my bathroom
You: the mall is shut
You: can u make salt?
Stranger: yes. take sodium and fuse it with cholride.
Stranger: it's easier than it sounds
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: i do it all the time
You: will toothpaste do?
You: its all i have in my pocket
Stranger: only if you extract the floride first
Stranger: get a lighter and set the past on fire
Stranger: you'll get rid of the floride
You: can u smoke it ?
Stranger: paste*
Stranger: noo!!!
Stranger: it makes you think you have salt but you don't. it's sugar
Stranger: sugar doesn't work on slugs
You: a bag would
You: drop it on em
Stranger: btw, if you eat a raw slug you get to see the next five minutes into the future
Stranger: like nic cage
You: heavy, what am i gonna say next?
Stranger: disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:48 am

You: hi
You: dsf?
You: proc?
Stranger: PIITB?
You: nope
Stranger: for me

You: minus 50 points for you
Stranger: please
Stranger: just once
You: just once what?
Stranger: i'll get warmed up for you and every thing
You: oh ya?
Stranger: yeah
You: how warm?
You: pics?
Stranger: as warm as HOT CROSS BUNS
You: mmmm
Stranger: only if you PIIMB
You: hot buns....
You: PIIMB?
Stranger: the hottest
Stranger: PUT IT IN MY BUTT
You: let me see this butt you speak of
Stranger: i'm playing right now
Stranger: i cant take pics while playing
You: whut whut
You: put it in my butt
You: say whut whut
Stranger: i'm getting ready
You: good to hear
You: your dad must be proud
Stranger: you wanna know how i'm getting ready for you to put it in my butt?
You: a frozen dog
You: a fist
Stranger: no silly
Stranger: two fingers
You: a pineapple
Stranger: are you gunna put it in my butt?
You: a kittens head
Stranger: i can find someone else to send pics to you asshole!
You: an alive one of course

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:55 am

Some of these are fucking epic

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:59 am

Firky wrote:Some of these are fucking epic

darn tootin'

i wrote a piss take soap opera script thingy... i HAVE to get some ninjas to help finish it. serious comedy in this house

s.i.e · Post by **s.i.e** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:02 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whas up
Stranger: Fine, how are you doing?
You: dandy
You: guy or gal?
Stranger: I AM BOTH
Stranger: A HERMOPHRODITE
You: kool, can u fuck urself?
Stranger: O H YEAHS
You: go on then biatch
You have disconnected.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:07 am

i've got four separate people into dubstep with 'Haunted'

edit: and just found a guy from canada going to see rusko this weekend hahaha

You: dubstep? weed?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: going to see rusko on saturday night... how strange
You: no way! you must be in america, then? still on his tour i take it?
Stranger: canada... i guess so, since he's in calgary this weekend

dunno much else, just been introduced to it, but i like his stuff i've heard so far... bunch of us going
You: nice! he's not my cup of tea exactly, but he certainly draws in crowds
Stranger: thanks
You: www.dubstepforum.com is the place to find out about dubstep in your area if you get hooked, by the way
You: there's a few canada heads on there i think
Stranger: right on, i'll check it out

etc, etc...he's still chatting shit

ben freeman · Post by **ben freeman** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:08 am

I enjoyed the posts...this is jokes. Gotta try this.

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:14 am

You: ice cream
Stranger: sundae
Stranger: yellow
You: snow
Stranger: winter
You: christmas
Stranger: cards
You: poker face
You: ...
You: bassline
Stranger: shut up!
You: eat a dick
Stranger: what the hell is this site
You: brilliant
You: random as fuck chats
You: i love it
Stranger: haha
You: found it 2 hours ago
Stranger: someone must of thought it was a fucking awesome idea
Stranger: shame its just kinda
Stranger: crappy...
You: been laughing my as off all night
You: a shame?
You: a bit of fun
Stranger: hmmm yeah not really a shame
Stranger: hows this fun!?@!?@
You: not that crappy tbf
Stranger: well, tbh, its kinda crappy!
You: some of the "conversations" i've had tonight
You: too funny
You: ripping people apart
Stranger: howcome hah ?
You: victimless crime
Stranger: fuck you!
You: like punching someone in the dark
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:15 am

You: YOU LIKE THE DUBSTEPS??\
Stranger: hi asshole.
Stranger: the fuck are the dubsteps?
You: WWW.SALSASNACK.COM
Stranger: maybe later
You: YOU LIKE THEM?
Stranger: are you on cruise control for cool?
You: NO JUST FOR YOU
Stranger: ill cut your dick off.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:21 am

i'm gonna piss myself soon, this site is too fucking much

Stranger: 5 letter herb that starts with B is?
You: basil
Stranger: Cool!
Stranger: You're pretty smart
You: thanks
You: dubstep? weed?
Stranger: QUE?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOLOloolololol

You: dubstep? weed?
Stranger: hello I am a tree
Stranger: what seems to be the problem
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misk · Post by **misk** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:26 am

oh shit, i found DOA:

You: GIMME THE PANTS!
Stranger: Hoover it
You: DUBSTEP?
Stranger: HOOVER IT
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: seriously
You: yeah
You: who is this?
Stranger: did you download that madlib mix
You: dubstepforum?
You: no i didnt
Stranger: no
Stranger: doa
You: ahh fuck
You: close though
You: fuckin drum n bass queers
You have disconnected.

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:42 am

Stranger: hi
You: dub
You: step
Stranger: do you know what a "dub" is?
You: i do
Stranger: what is it
You: bud backwards
Stranger: Id like to know
You: you like bud?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: dub = dub plate
You: thats a shame
You: u dun know the dubplate
Stranger: are the first proofs for records
You: you got bare dubplates?
Stranger: if you were a recording artist, you used to record your music to dub plates first
Stranger: because stamping real vinyl is expensive
Stranger: and you only do it after youve mastered the sound
You: are you strictly cd then?
Stranger: problem is they die afer around 100 plays
Stranger: nope, I like vinyl
Stranger: just my brain
You: they only die if theyre cut to acetate
Stranger: shit my girlfriend is pissed gotta go
You: what did you do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:55 am

You: dubstep? weed?
Stranger: fuck you. no life piece of shit..suck a fat fucking c0ck u queerdo
You: excuse me?
Stranger: u heard me bitch
You: yeah, why do you say that?
Stranger: weed is for losers. do some real shit man
Stranger: cocaine
Stranger: or heroine
You: haha
You: no thanks

Stranger: pussy ass homophobe.
You: speak for yourself
Stranger: yeah thats right
You: what's right?
Stranger: keep sucking on that joint
You: it went out

Stranger: u like things that look like dicks
Stranger: that s why u some weed
You: good idea though, i'll re-spark it

Stranger: bitchasscrackassngr
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:55 am

You: dubstep
Stranger: mabel!
You: labia
Stranger: r u rawkin
You: always
Stranger: whose lips you kissing?
You: your mums
Stranger: wah!
You: dont cry
Stranger: And what dub you like?
Stranger: Ol' king Tubby?
You: chasseee und statersss
You: eastter jamss wobble
Stranger: Are you briddish?
You: about as british as fish and chips
Stranger: morning telly?
You: gmtv
You: or die
Stranger: genocide commandos?
You: hold tight lorainne kelly
You: strictly izan
Stranger: Is this the point of penetration?
You: depends how big the portion is
You: i have a big appetite
Stranger: Jackie Beat-sized
You: put a donk on it
Stranger: and girths, Houndtooth?
You: i heard houndtooth has a legendary girth
You: and we all know girth is important
Stranger: Beercan, yes
You: strictly stella
Stranger: Are you man enough for Lady Gretchen?
You: i reckon so
Stranger: Do you Jackie Beat?
You: only on sundays
You: have you heard of that dubsteps on fabriclive 37
Stranger: in the fount? Naughty boi!
You: that well fat choon thats like wub wub wub
Stranger: nah, where at?

njoys203 · Post by **njoys203** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:59 am

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dubstep
Stranger: fudgestep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:05 am

You: dubstep? weed?
Stranger: Suupp blood
You: yaya wagwan bredda
Stranger: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:12 am

Misk wrote: You: dubstepforum?
You: no i didnt
Stranger: no
Stranger: doa
You: ahh fuck
You: close though
You: fuckin drum n bass queers
You have disconnected.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:37 am

You: How long does it take you to drive your mobile home to wal mart?
Stranger: fuck you
You: you gotta stock up on huggies for your 30 kids?
Stranger: actually, only 10.
You: Is your mom your aunt as well?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:51 am

mattron wrote:You: How long does it take you to drive your mobile home to wal mart?
Stranger: fuck you
You: you gotta stock up on huggies for your 30 kids?
Stranger: actually, only 10.
You: Is your mom your aunt as well?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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