The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

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Friend zone

k0 s0n

[wub]

People who email you, then IM you to tell you about the email they've just sent, and then if you don't immediately respond to the IM they call you to ask you if they've seen the IM about the email that they've just sent you.

[brettheaslewood]

People who email you, then IM you to tell you about the email they've just sent, and then if you don't immediately respond to the IM they call you to ask you if they've seen the IM about the email that they've just sent you.

ourboss likes to email us, then print it off, drop it on our desk and say 'did you get my email? here it is in physical form' in the space of five minutes.

[Electric_Head]

the managers here call you from the office next door.
They speak on speaker phones and you can hear the conversation twice with a slight delay.
To make it worst, I used to sit across from the one guy who used to call me.
We would look at each other while he spoke to me on the speaker phone.
I`d just put the phone down and go talk to him.
Stupid tnuc

[Neptune]

Moonlighting tonight! But I'm so poor I can't even afford the 90p drinks. I'm gonna have to dress up real nice so I can get guys to buy my drinks. So this is what being a whore feels like.

[wub]

People who email you, then IM you to tell you about the email they've just sent, and then if you don't immediately respond to the IM they call you to ask you if they've seen the IM about the email that they've just sent you.

ourboss likes to email us, then print it off, drop it on our desk and say 'did you get my email? here it is in physical form' in the space of five minutes.

Thankfully we don't have that.


I'm overseeing organisationally 'green' policy changes in my department up to 2015, and reducing paper waste was one of the things I implemented, so gives me carte blanche to kick off at anyone trying to pass off 'hard copy' of anything

[Electric_Head]

I have the little, think before printing this e-mail tag at the bottom of my e-mails.
Folks here waste paper like it grow on trees.

[wub]

the managers here call you from the office next door.
They speak on speaker phones and you can hear the conversation twice with a slight delay.
To make it worst, I used to sit across from the one guy who used to call me.
We would look at each other while he spoke to me on the speaker phone.
I`d just put the phone down and go talk to him.
Stupid tnuc

There was one guy in our office who used to listen to his voicemail every morning on speaker phone. Pissed everyone off. So one time before I went home from work, I left him a voicemail from a withheld number of me yelling "YOU FUCKING SICK C.UNT YOU SHE WAS ONLY 15!"

He didn't do it again after that playing that back on speaker.

[Electric_Head]

hahahahah classic WUB

We had a dude here that used to phone overseas and then speak soo loud it interrupted all of us.
I used to shout at him while he was on the phone.
"You`re on the phone, he can hear you in Germany without shouting"

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The general discussion forum.

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double post.

[wub]

I'm gonna have to dress up real nice so I can get guys to buy my drinks. So this is what being a whore feels like.

If you hear a whirring noise, don't worry. It's just Emmeline Pankhurst reaching 3000rpm.

[Electric_Head]

Moonlighting tonight! But I'm so poor I can't even afford the 90p drinks. I'm gonna have to dress up real nice so I can get guys to buy my drinks. So this is what being a whore feels like.

Is there a reason you slipped into that role so easily?

[hutyluty]

Moonlighting tonight! But I'm so poor I can't even afford the 90p drinks. I'm gonna have to dress up real nice so I can get guys to buy my drinks. So this is what being a whore feels like.

girls like you are the reason i had to walk home from town last night kmt

[Neptune]

If it weren't for her, I would probably actually be moonlighting.

I'm sorry guys, I'm just soooo poooor! If it makes you feel better, I'll be walking home as well.

also, just say no!

[brettheaslewood]

inspired...at work.

[hutyluty]

If it weren't for her, I would probably actually be moonlighting.

I'm sorry guys, I'm just soooo poooor! If it makes you feel better, I'll be walking home as well.

also, just say no!

haha i was too licqoured to say no, plus a little bit of this

thought i was in there then she went and fgot off with my mate

[LA_Boxers]

Moonlighting tonight! But I'm so poor I can't even afford the 90p drinks. I'm gonna have to dress up real nice so I can get guys to buy my drinks. So this is what being a whore feels like.

I dont think dressing 'nice' will help in that place. Theyll think you're an undercover cop or something.

Slutty and cheap..........thats the way to go!!

[noam]

nomoney to go out and meet a girl for drinks today

[HamCrescendo]

lol moonlighting.

its kinda funny when you see overdressed drop dead gorgeous girls in there cus its such a fucking shithole.


plus the juice they put in their mixers makes you feel ill