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Post by aleks zen » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:23 pm

its all about giving her what she wants first, give her EVERYTHING she wants and ull have a very good time urself 8)
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Post by von » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:41 pm

U Wot.

No, Alex.
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Post by ch3 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:10 pm

Von wrote:U Wot.

No, Alex.
Yes, Von.
if the devil is six then god is seven

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Post by von » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:26 pm

Giving woman everything they want is NOT a good idea.

Think about it logically.. You are a logical thinker aren't you?
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Post by psyolopher » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:27 pm

ALEKS ZEN wrote:its all about giving her what she wants first, give her EVERYTHING she wants and ull have a very good time urself 8)
No, make them beg for more! :lol:

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Post by ch3 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:30 pm

Von wrote:Giving woman everything they want is NOT a good idea.

Think about it logically.. You are a logical thinker aren't you?
I feel selfish today. And I am pretty sure by saying 'everything' he had an actual title of this thread in mind. I hope he did :D
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Post by von » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:34 pm

I agree with Psyo here.

Give it to her in stages.. so when she thinks she's felt it all

WAIT.. WHAT'S THIS... *flings her upside down and hits it from the side*


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" GUUUURL, HE'S HITTIN ME UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE SIIIIIIDE." :o



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Post by bellybelle » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:37 pm

wrong goal....


cuz if at any point she's on the phone callin her girl......she's not having as good a time as you think...


however....if you've reduced her to a twitchin mass on whatever surface you finish on....and it takes her about 30 mins to be able to sit up and say something....

then you've done a damned good job and kudos to you! :D
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Post by von » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:46 pm

bellybelle wrote: however....if you've reduced her to a twitchin mass on whatever surface you finish on....and it takes her about 30 mins to be able to sit up and say something....
Thats the best result ever.

It's all about watchin her thighs involuntarily twitch. She's at those "i cant even be bothered to wipe all that semen off/out, fuck it.. let it slide on the bed"

A true sign that you've just hit it correctly.
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Post by theevilgirl » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:51 pm

Von wrote:
bellybelle wrote: however....if you've reduced her to a twitchin mass on whatever surface you finish on....and it takes her about 30 mins to be able to sit up and say something....
Thats the best result ever.

It's all about watchin her thighs involuntarily twitch. She's at those "i cant even be bothered to wipe all that semen off/out, fuck it.. let it slide on the bed"

A true sign that you've just hit it correctly.
i wish i could say a man has done that to me....

i do that to myself....minus the semen.

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Post by bellybelle » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:51 pm

Von wrote:She's at those "i cant even be bothered to wipe all that semen off/out, fuck it.. let it slide on the bed"

A true sign that you've just hit it correctly.

HAHAHAHAHA you give the ladies too much credit. When done well, its all

"dfghokspttgjuijsty wait.....who am i? ah....fuck it...aggjsitjyiotjhyoiji'"


just thinkin about it makes me wanna throw a chair hehehehe
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Post by von » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:53 pm

PM.
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Post by bellybelle » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:56 pm

hehehe awww dun worry about me and my chairs...

there's a certain gent who reduces me to that with a well placed line...

mmmmph! i really should be thinking about work right now....


*throws chair in frustration*
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Post by kamala » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:05 am

interesting 3way dynamic.

you, me, & the girl on the phone.
=^^=

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Post by aleks zen » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:24 am

Von wrote:Giving woman everything they want is NOT a good idea.

Think about it logically.. You are a logical thinker aren't you?
im just saying in the bedroom that i like to sensually seduce my women u get me :lol:
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Post by psyolopher » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:48 am

ALEKS ZEN wrote:
Von wrote:Giving woman everything they want is NOT a good idea.

Think about it logically.. You are a logical thinker aren't you?
im just saying in the bedroom that i like to sensually seduce my women u get me :lol:
who doesnt lol!

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Post by aleks zen » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:51 am

Psyolopher wrote:
ALEKS ZEN wrote:
Von wrote:Giving woman everything they want is NOT a good idea.

Think about it logically.. You are a logical thinker aren't you?
im just saying in the bedroom that i like to sensually seduce my women u get me :lol:
who doesnt lol!
thank you were agreed!

however,

you dont KNOW about my level

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Post by badger » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:16 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:
Von wrote:
bellybelle wrote: however....if you've reduced her to a twitchin mass on whatever surface you finish on....and it takes her about 30 mins to be able to sit up and say something....
Thats the best result ever.

It's all about watchin her thighs involuntarily twitch. She's at those "i cant even be bothered to wipe all that semen off/out, fuck it.. let it slide on the bed"

A true sign that you've just hit it correctly.
i wish i could say a man has done that to me....

i do that to myself....minus the semen.
sounds like you need this
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Post by von » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:21 am

Do you get to have sex today, Badger?
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