The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Pedro Sánchez]

He wears a bow tie.

Bow ties should have razor blades fitted, so the tnuc that puts it on slits his own throat.

[Mehlovich]

He wears a bow tie.

Bow ties should have razor blades fitted, so the tnuc that puts it on slits his own throat.

[hudson]

I put my fucking iPod through the wash
Let's hope the rice trick works, or else the hour-long bus ride to work every morning is about to get way longer.

[hutyluty]

I put my fucking iPod through the wash
Let's hope the rice trick works, or else the hour-long bus ride to work every morning is about to get way longer.

get a cwon i9 if its bad news

best 65 quid i ever spent

[noam]

nose wont stop runnin

[firky]

Lost two stone - down to 7.5 stone now, thanks to citalopram and morphine sulphate

Got a transplant assessment in three weeks.

Still hasn't quite sunk in despite having this bastard thing for nearly three years now.

[firky]

I put my fucking iPod through the wash
Let's hope the rice trick works, or else the hour-long bus ride to work every morning is about to get way longer.

It doesn't.

Claim off your (or your folks') household insurance - that's what I did when I dropped my Nikon D300 from the top of a Land Rover. Cost me £80 to replace a £1k camera. Got my parents to claim it for me - saying it was there's, white collar fraud I think they call it.

Check ya policy.

[kingGhost]

i put my ipod through the wash a long time ago. put it in rice to dry it out, took it to the apple store and they replaced it for free.

[wizeguy]

rude stnuc who don't answer a fuckin question they've been asked, just because they've made a couple beats means the can be rude... well fuck you, you won't be getting any support or money from me

[DRTY]

ill. And CDJ is defo fucked.

[ultraspatial]

goth looking hipsters ruining raves with their "witch house" shit

[Phigure]

goth looking hipsters ruining raves with their "witch house" shit

lol

[Neptune]

my sister's in the Algarve while i'm in rainy England


i want to go baaack!

[clifford_-]

my sister's in the Algarve while i'm in rainy England


i want to go baaack!

is it raining?!

that does look nice. i havnt been out the country for nearly a decade...

[antipode]

flew over to australia to play a night. got fucked on mdma and tequila, sprained my ankle somehow and i think ive lost my hd-25s.

[clifford_-]

i should be at the rinse party/but im skint, my birds gone out/im bored/got no cigarettes for a zoot either. lonnngtings...

[wizeguy]

i should be at the rinse party/but im skint

+1

[Liam92]

Girl from uni posts the most irritating statuses on Facebook and usually around 4-5+ a day, some examples:

sososooso excited for nicola roberts albumn now!!!! "i'm shooting bullets from my chest, im superwoman bitches". playing the itunes previews over and over and over d^.^b

Love how on a saturday night, most people watch the xfactor, but no, not me, i choose to watch CATS on youtube ^.^ got to say, favourite characters have to be Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser, though Mr Mistofelees is brilliant

has just finished watching a very potter musical on youtube god it was long but so so so funny ^.^ night ya'll (dunno why i went for ya'll, lol)

ITV player and the like are the best inventions ever. Can now watch TOWIE Shaaaauuup! ♥

has nevr been so fe0ked in all her life :O

Inane bullshit all the time, JESUS CHRIST

[wub]

Jesus wept, remove her posts from your feed if it's pissing you off. Nobody should have to take that sort of drivel.

[Liam92]

Jesus wept, remove her posts from your feed if it's pissing you off. Nobody should have to take that sort of drivel.

How do you do that? I need this