The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[JFK]

Was just googling "Very dark brown contact lenses" I got as far as typing in "Very dark brown..... " when the new fitty red head office temp tapped me on the shoulder to asked where the IS dept is. I told her and then asked when she was getting lunch. Her eyes kind of flicked to my computer screen, then she said "Im not sure, see you later" and walked off, which I thought was strange as we had been getting quite friendly over the past few weeks. I then turn around to see that motherfucking google had autofilled the search box with "Very dark brown poop" displaying numerous links with that in the title, plus google image results for the same..........

Fuck My Life

[wub]

Was just googling "Very dark brown contact lenses" I got as far as typing in "Very dark brown..... " when the new fitty red head office temp tapped me on the shoulder to asked where the IS dept is. I told her and then asked when she was getting lunch. Her eyes kind of flicked to my computer screen, then she said "Im not sure, see you later" and walked off, which I thought was strange as we had been getting quite friendly over the past few weeks. I then turn around to see that motherfucking google had autofilled the search box with "Very dark brown poop" displaying numerous links with that in the title, plus google image results for the same..........

Fuck My Life

[therapist]

Was just googling "Very dark brown contact lenses" I got as far as typing in "Very dark brown..... " when the new fitty red head office temp tapped me on the shoulder to asked where the IS dept is. I told her and then asked when she was getting lunch. Her eyes kind of flicked to my computer screen, then she said "Im not sure, see you later" and walked off, which I thought was strange as we had been getting quite friendly over the past few weeks. I then turn around to see that motherfucking google had autofilled the search box with "Very dark brown poop" displaying numerous links with that in the title, plus google image results for the same..........

Fuck My Life

x 1000

[Mehlovich]

Was just googling "Very dark brown contact lenses" I got as far as typing in "Very dark brown..... " when the new fitty red head office temp tapped me on the shoulder to asked where the IS dept is. I told her and then asked when she was getting lunch. Her eyes kind of flicked to my computer screen, then she said "Im not sure, see you later" and walked off, which I thought was strange as we had been getting quite friendly over the past few weeks. I then turn around to see that motherfucking google had autofilled the search box with "Very dark brown poop" displaying numerous links with that in the title, plus google image results for the same..........

Fuck My Life

[magma]

Was just googling "Very dark brown contact lenses" I got as far as typing in "Very dark brown..... " when the new fitty red head office temp tapped me on the shoulder to asked where the IS dept is. I told her and then asked when she was getting lunch. Her eyes kind of flicked to my computer screen, then she said "Im not sure, see you later" and walked off, which I thought was strange as we had been getting quite friendly over the past few weeks. I then turn around to see that motherfucking google had autofilled the search box with "Very dark brown poop" displaying numerous links with that in the title, plus google image results for the same..........

Fuck My Life

BRUTAL

[Phigure]

Was just googling "Very dark brown contact lenses" I got as far as typing in "Very dark brown..... " when the new fitty red head office temp tapped me on the shoulder to asked where the IS dept is. I told her and then asked when she was getting lunch. Her eyes kind of flicked to my computer screen, then she said "Im not sure, see you later" and walked off, which I thought was strange as we had been getting quite friendly over the past few weeks. I then turn around to see that motherfucking google had autofilled the search box with "Very dark brown poop" displaying numerous links with that in the title, plus google image results for the same..........

Fuck My Life

I just laughed out loud in the middle of a silent classroom, thanks a lot

[murky21]

gotta be one of the best posts in this thread, i lol'd

u should blatantly use this to your advantage and go have a laugh about it with her!

[icanicant]

gotta be one of the best posts in this thread, i lol'd

+1 That is amazing

[particle-jim]

the other day when i went to get off the train not a single person on the platform moved to let me off so i loudly said "you know its common courtesy to let people off first" to which some random middle aged man in a suit said "oh piss off you little prick" as if i was the one being out of order... so i threatened to rip his face off and wear it

mouthy little tnuc now aren't ya! lol

nah that guy was the prick, i could have just barged my way off the train knocking people over as i go but i elected not to

[wilson]

the other day when i went to get off the train not a single person on the platform moved to let me off so i loudly said "you know its common courtesy to let people off first" to which some random middle aged man in a suit said "oh piss off you little prick" as if i was the one being out of order... so i threatened to rip his face off and wear it

mouthy little tnuc now aren't ya! lol

nah that guy was the prick, i could have just barged my way off the train knocking people over as i go but i elected not to

You should've replied that pissing off is what you were trying to do, and it would have been more achievable if those silly bastards got out of your way. Hindsight though eh!

[brasco]

Was just googling "Very dark brown contact lenses" I got as far as typing in "Very dark brown..... " when the new fitty red head office temp tapped me on the shoulder to asked where the IS dept is. I told her and then asked when she was getting lunch. Her eyes kind of flicked to my computer screen, then she said "Im not sure, see you later" and walked off, which I thought was strange as we had been getting quite friendly over the past few weeks. I then turn around to see that motherfucking google had autofilled the search box with "Very dark brown poop" displaying numerous links with that in the title, plus google image results for the same..........

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x 1000

this made my day

[doonedave]

the dma interview

EDIT: proper badly

[skevin]

being treated like shit at work after all the hard work ive put in over the last 9 months.

Fucking offices. Breed stnuc.

[MasterA]

Fire Hydrant EP comes up on Discogs and I didn't have the money to buy it.

[Shum]

gotta be one of the best posts in this thread, i lol'd

u should blatantly use this to your advantage and go have a laugh about it with her!

[Pada]

Was just googling "Very dark brown contact lenses" I got as far as typing in "Very dark brown..... " when the new fitty red head office temp tapped me on the shoulder to asked where the IS dept is. I told her and then asked when she was getting lunch. Her eyes kind of flicked to my computer screen, then she said "Im not sure, see you later" and walked off, which I thought was strange as we had been getting quite friendly over the past few weeks. I then turn around to see that motherfucking google had autofilled the search box with "Very dark brown poop" displaying numerous links with that in the title, plus google image results for the same..........

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I call bullshit!

[therapist]

Was just googling "Very dark brown contact lenses" I got as far as typing in "Very dark brown..... " when the new fitty red head office temp tapped me on the shoulder to asked where the IS dept is. I told her and then asked when she was getting lunch. Her eyes kind of flicked to my computer screen, then she said "Im not sure, see you later" and walked off, which I thought was strange as we had been getting quite friendly over the past few weeks. I then turn around to see that motherfucking google had autofilled the search box with "Very dark brown poop" displaying numerous links with that in the title, plus google image results for the same..........

Fuck My Life

I call bullshit!

Dunno about the pictures coming up, but even typing 'very dark' in google you get some dodgy words.

[Riddles]

My flatmates have invited some male friends over at midnight, they're currently making a Fucktonne of noise and ive got work in 5 and a half hours.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

My flatmates have invited some male friends over at midnight, they're currently making a Fucktonne of noise and ive got work in 5 and a half hours.

go pull a knife on em'


works for me

[Riddles]

My flatmates would whine forever if I suggested they keep the noise down. I just hope they all like goth trad cos im gonna start mixing in a sec