The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Liam92]

This hangover is fucking brutal

[bigfootspartan]

I have to do 4 hours of Obs/Gyn in nthe hospital today, and I'm stressing balls because I hate Obs/Gyn. The miracle of life looks so nasty when kids shit in the uterus.

Anyways, was taking a bath and drinking tea to keep unstressed, but I ended up spilling some tea on my bird. Fucking hurt like hell, but I don't think it's hot enough to scald it. Still though

[Phyalow]

Calculus.

[Shum]

Calculus.

[mylon]

So doctor p did it again...



Of all tunes, why this one. And why just pasting the sample over one of his shit dubstep tunes. He didn't even TRY to keep the jungle in it

which one is doctor p, bro? right or left?
also, what is jungle?

[pikeymobile]

missus is being oddly bipolar for no reason so i'm gonna tun my phone off, nosh a load of codeine and watch captain america in bed

[wub]

watch captain america in bed

It's not great; even The Avengers references feel forced.

[pikeymobile]

watch captain america in bed

It's not great; even The Avengers references feel forced.

yeah i'm flat out expecting it to be awful, but it's the only film i've not seen in my videos folder and i'm not feeling a rerun of one of the other films i've seen a million times
shall i watch bridesmaids instead?

[pikeymobile]

FUCK SAKE my missus just randomly turned up
NIGHT RUINED

[Kochari]

Being depressed + drinking lots + ex girlfriend who you still want + mixed messages from her for days = me being a total wanker last night.
Honestly, I am SUCH a bastard sometimes.

[wub]

Being depressed + drinking lots + ex girlfriend who you still want + mixed messages from her for days = me being a total wanker last night.
Honestly, I am SUCH a bastard sometimes.

You either mouthed off at her for playing games, or banged one of her mates.

[noam]

Being depressed + drinking lots + ex girlfriend who you still want + mixed messages from her for days = me being a total wanker last night.
Honestly, I am SUCH a bastard sometimes.

You either mouthed off at her for playing games, or banged one of her mates.

ye almost certainly

[wub]

Being depressed + drinking lots + ex girlfriend who you still want + mixed messages from her for days = me being a total wanker last night.
Honestly, I am SUCH a bastard sometimes.

You either mouthed off at her for playing games, or banged one of her mates.

ye almost certainly

Or he was on the phone doing one whilst balls deep doing the other.

[Kochari]

Being depressed + drinking lots + ex girlfriend who you still want + mixed messages from her for days = me being a total wanker last night.
Honestly, I am SUCH a bastard sometimes.

You either mouthed off at her for playing games, or banged one of her mates.

ye almost certainly

Or he was on the phone doing one whilst balls deep doing the other.

I fucking wish

[noam]

Being depressed + drinking lots + ex girlfriend who you still want + mixed messages from her for days = me being a total wanker last night.
Honestly, I am SUCH a bastard sometimes.

You either mouthed off at her for playing games, or banged one of her mates.

ye almost certainly

Or he was on the phone doing one whilst balls deep doing the other.

I fucking wish

so you made yourself look like a dick and scuppered chances of re-uniting with the ex then...

[wub]

Being depressed + drinking lots + ex girlfriend who you still want + mixed messages from her for days = me being a total wanker last night.
Honestly, I am SUCH a bastard sometimes.

You either mouthed off at her for playing games, or banged one of her mates.

ye almost certainly

Or he was on the phone doing one whilst balls deep doing the other.

I fucking wish

so you made yourself look like a dick and scuppered chances of re-uniting with the ex then...

Best find one of her mates with which to stick it in their bottom, post haste!

[noam]

or if you cant do that lie and just say you did anyway...

[Kochari]

so you made yourself look like a dick and scuppered chances of re-uniting with the ex then...

Yep

Best find one of her mates with which to stick it in their bottom, post haste!

But her mates are uuuugly

[wub]

so you made yourself look like a dick and scuppered chances of re-uniting with the ex then...

Yep

Best find one of her mates with which to stick it in their bottom, post haste!

But her mates are uuuugly

It's the principle of it.

[noam]

so you made yourself look like a dick and scuppered chances of re-uniting with the ex then...

Yep

Best find one of her mates with which to stick it in their bottom, post haste!

But her mates are uuuugly

or if you cant do that lie and just say you did anyway...