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elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:55 pm

granted, shes decided to stay near you, but she breaks up with you and starts going out with your dad instead.

i wish it was 5.30 already

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:03 pm

Granted but it's 5/30 and you've gone back in time to May 30th and you have to do the last 3 and a half weeks work all over again.

I wish I had a dog

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:06 pm

granted but it will eat all your dinner

I wish I had the coolest lighter in the world

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:09 pm

swamp wrote:granted but it will eat all your dinner

I wish I had the coolest lighter in the world

Granted, but its in a 6 foot ice block.

I wish I was in the Netherlands.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:34 pm

pdomino wrote:
swamp wrote:granted but it will eat all your dinner

I wish I had the coolest lighter in the world
Granted, but its in a 6 foot ice block.

I wish I was in the Netherlands.

you are but ur stuck on a bus with 50 old ladies and youre heading to some village far from human existance....

i wish i didnt see what i saw last night.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:36 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
pdomino wrote:
swamp wrote:granted but it will eat all your dinner

I wish I had the coolest lighter in the world
Granted, but its in a 6 foot ice block.

I wish I was in the Netherlands.
you are but ur stuck on a bus with 50 old ladies and youre heading to some village far from human existance....

i wish i didnt see what i saw last night.

Granted, but now your blind.

I wish I could legally drive.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:46 pm

pdomino wrote:I wish I could legally drive.

granted, but you can't afford insurance or gas so it doesn't matter

i wish it were august already...

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:09 pm

granted but an outbreak of swine flu has destroyed the whole world's pig herds and the only bacon left in the world is sold for thousands of pounds to the world's richest people

i wish it hadn't decided to be shit weather on my birthday when it was lovely at the start of the week

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:12 pm

badger wrote:granted but an outbreak of swine flu has destroyed the whole world's pig herds and the only bacon left in the world is sold for thousands of pounds to the world's richest people

i wish it hadn't decided to be shit weather on my birthday when it was lovely at the start of the week

granted - you come down to brighton where it's beautiful and hot n sunny but u get me for company

i wish i could have a cold shower right now

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:14 pm

dr ddd wrote:i wish i could have a cold shower right now

granted but the water consists of baby seal tears who were about to be clubbed.

I wish I had a bacon farm....not a pig farm....a bacon farm

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:16 pm

Granted, but its tesco value bacon farm

I wish I had a tectonic t-shirt

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:18 pm

granted, but you can't farm bacon and so have to declair bankrupcy, ruining your credit rating and any chance of borrowing money in the future, this depresses you and you turn to drugs and booze for comfort, eventually developing a dependancy and so becoming a prosi to pay for ur dirty habbits.

I wish bacon could be farmed so this wouldn't happen.

edit. damn and blast, too slow

fixation · Post by **fixation** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:19 pm

granted, but its too big!

i wish i had a time machine

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:20 pm

Granted, but you can only travel forwards

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat ... And a six four Impala

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:21 pm

Fixation wrote:granted, but its too big!

i wish i had a time machine

hehehe eLBe you rock

granted, it transported you back to the Dinosaur era and just as you step out, you get mauled by a T-Rex

I wish I could move objects with my mind!

edited....awwww now I'm too slow.

"I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat ... And a six four Impala"

granted, the rabbit pops out, beats you up, and 64 Impalas jump out right there to squash whatevers left of your.....berries...

Still wishin to be move things with my mind...

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:25 pm

granted, you can move your arms, legs, eyes head etc etc.

I wish I could type super fast

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:26 pm

eLBe wrote:granted, you can move your arms, legs, eyes head etc etc.

I wish I could type super fast

granted you type so fast you spontaneously combust

i wish that baby on eLBe's av would go to AA

fixation · Post by **fixation** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:27 pm

granted but youre fingers are wearing down into stumps as you type away.

i wish i could get un-mutilated by the t-rex

edit: damn at being too slow!

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:30 pm

granted, gone to AA, but gets hooked on heroin as a replacement

granted, you are mutilated by a fire instead

I wish I had another break

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:32 pm

eLBe wrote:granted, gone to AA, but gets hooked on heroin as a replacement

granted, you are mutilated by a fire instead

I wish I had another break

whoa eLBe with the wrap up!

Granted, that "break" happens in your thigh, caught on youtube, and posted here for people to laugh at and shudder

I wish I had some luminol so I could see what fluids were spilled in hotel rooms before I sat down

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