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magma
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by magma » Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:42 pm
noam wrote:magma wrote:I hate to piss on an unhappy turn of events, but Jada Pinkett is single again. Men of the world rejoice!
guessin will's scientology took over what was left of a Hollywood legend
Indeed. What she needs is a good old fashioned English agnostic.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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by firky » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:51 pm
Fucking Pickett would be like wanking to Moira Stewart as she read the news.
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by LA_Boxers » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:01 pm
brettheaslewood wrote:@L.A Boxers - need to send you a new bit if your ona dungenon ting!
not that it's even finished, but i might be able to get it done for friday
Yeah mate. If you can get it over by like Thursday I will try and sneak it into my set!
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by noam » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:25 pm
magma wrote:noam wrote:magma wrote:I hate to piss on an unhappy turn of events, but Jada Pinkett is single again. Men of the world rejoice!
guessin will's scientology took over what was left of a Hollywood legend
Indeed. What she needs is a good old fashioned English agnostic.
there's a joke about missionary's that i cant be arsed to think of right now...
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by clifford_- » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:33 pm
LA_Boxers wrote:brettheaslewood wrote:@L.A Boxers - need to send you a new bit if your ona dungenon ting!
not that it's even finished, but i might be able to get it done for friday
Yeah mate. If you can get it over by like Thursday I will try and sneak it into my set!
ive sent you a couple of bits via your facebook inbox just incase you fancyed them!
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let me break this down for ya
mustard = yellow
HP = brown
Ketchup = red
if ya fuck with the program, someone's gona get hurt... feel me
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by bigfootspartan » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:07 pm
I've been trying to set up some volunteering at school since I realized my residency application has nothing on it. Just got an email from the head of dermatology saying he would gladly be an advisor to a group I'm trying to start.
Today just went from mundane to top notch in one email!
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by apmje » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:27 pm
Totally bought a Kitten.
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by wub » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:28 pm
apmje wrote:Totally bought a Kitten.
Shoulda bought a chicken instead. They're 3 for £10 down Sainsburys at the moment, and less stringy.
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by Shum » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:51 pm
N-Type has been dropping some goodies tonight.
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by wub » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:31 am
Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
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by murky21 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:37 am
GF trying on her outlook bikinis last night, she has been smashing the gym + sun beds in the run up, she looks seriously banging
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magma
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by magma » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:00 pm
wub wrote:Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
Best done just as your mate has gone for a piss...
Meus equus tuo altior est
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Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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by JFK » Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:38 pm
wub wrote:Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
What does this do? Ive tried it three times and Im getting nothing......
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by Electric_Head » Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:43 pm
it`s a laptop/tablet pc thing.
Flips your display
We do it to folks here in the office when they leave their laptops unlocked.
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by brettheaslewood » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:11 pm
missus out for the evening, gonna finish off some tunes tonight.
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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by particle-jim » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:20 pm
pikeymobile wrote:Having a wee after wanking and seeing a glob of jizz fly out
aaah yes... jizzpiss
have you noticed there is a difference between wanky jizzpiss and sexy jizzpiss?
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by pulkpull » Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:58 pm
My housemate came back from the corner shop earlier with a single chile. He said the shopkeep had warned him not to use the whole thing, then he laughed and proceeded to put the whole thing in some pasta concoction. Now he's sat on the toilet literally crying. Who's laughing now, huh?
Answer: It's me. I'm laughing now.
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by AxeD » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:22 pm
JFK wrote:wub wrote:Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
What does this do? Ive tried it three times and Im getting nothing......
I scroll like this, work quite good.
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by spire » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:52 pm
AxeD wrote:JFK wrote:wub wrote:Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
What does this do? Ive tried it three times and Im getting nothing......
I scroll like this, work quite good.
On my laptop Ctrl + Alt + (Arrow Key) flips the screen upside down/sideways
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