Your worst chat up lines ever.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri May 25, 2012 3:37 pm

..keeps me from going to jail...

I am definatly one to excuse myself to go scream into the void...

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri May 25, 2012 3:39 pm

Even the obsidian space of nothingness carries with it an echo.

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:47 pm

Just remembered another one that the same friend has used a few times

"can i give you an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss but down under"

This one has never ended in disabled toilet fun.

crutch · Post by **crutch** » Sat May 26, 2012 12:03 am

Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sat May 26, 2012 12:06 am

Fancy going halves on a bastard?

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Sat May 26, 2012 12:07 am

crutch wrote:Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.

hifi · Post by **hifi** » Sat May 26, 2012 1:23 am

every conversation i've ever made in my life

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Sat May 26, 2012 2:09 am

hey. lets bone.

confidence is key

pulsar · Post by **pulsar** » Sat May 26, 2012 2:41 am

"show me your genitals."

Mammoth · Post by **Mammoth** » Sat May 26, 2012 2:46 am

Reverb wrote:confidence is key

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sat May 26, 2012 5:43 am

jameshk wrote:So BM how would I do if I came up to you and said.

'Fancy playing my rusty trombone?'

>:D

I would inform you that I haven't had my tetanus booster...

but only after I've stared at you for awhile...

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Sat May 26, 2012 9:05 am

Im gonna puke

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Sat May 26, 2012 2:57 pm

wobbles wrote:Im gonna puke

kinky

herbs · Post by **herbs** » Sat May 26, 2012 9:38 pm

Worst I've heard (not used) is "Excuse me, are you pregnant?"

"do ya wanna be?"

herbs · Post by **herbs** » Sat May 26, 2012 9:39 pm

mikey g wrote:Fancy going halves on a bastard?

oh that is special

the worst outcome for that is a life of paying child support

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Sun May 27, 2012 9:09 am

my cock is dead, may I bury it in your arsehole?

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Sun May 27, 2012 9:14 am

mikey g wrote:Fancy going 3's on a bastard?

Get a mate involved to seal the deal. Prego Roulette.

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Sun May 27, 2012 9:15 am

Raggles is puking again for the record. All over my toilet

therapist · Post by **therapist** » Sun May 27, 2012 12:57 pm

hubb wrote:my cock is dead, may I bury it in your arsehole?

That is truly amazing.

Bravo.

JTMMusicuk · Post by **JTMMusicuk** » Sun May 27, 2012 12:58 pm

therapist wrote:
hubb wrote:my cock is dead, may I bury it in your arsehole?
That is truly amazing.

Bravo.

How did i miss that one hahahah

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