Shit claims to fame

[noam]

i have that many that

a. you wouldn't believe me
b. slightly embarrased i have so many

Spill or GTFO.

he wont tell since most of them will inevitably involve being told to close his eyes and suck it out a tube by coked up z-listers

[ashley]

i have that many that

a. you wouldn't believe me
b. slightly embarrased i have so many

Spill or GTFO.

he wont tell since most of them will inevitably involve being told to close his eyes and suck it out a tube by coked up z-listers

Or getting bummed for drugs

[phrex]

ash - how can i get in touch with you? no pm..

[ddia]

went for a piss and was stood next to craig charles. there was brief mirror eye contact washing hands

[RandomEyez]

ash - how can i get in touch with you? no homo..

fixed

[noam]

went for a piss and was stood next to craig charles. there was brief mirror eye contact washing hands

did he look like he'd taken over 60 hits of crack cocaine and had a burning desire for English-language jazz-mags??

[gwa]

i have that many that

a. you wouldn't believe me
b. slightly embarrased i have so many

Spill or GTFO.

he wont tell since most of them will inevitably involve being told to close his eyes and suck it out a tube by coked up z-listers

hahaha. I'll list them in a bit

[gwa]

mum used to be married to a (current) famous BBC actor.
mum used to be mates with george harrison (which is why i am called george afaik) and the lead singer of pink floyd (the one whos kid got in trouble in the student protests) and that's
oh and she used to model with twiggy
she has some more celebritari connections but i can't remember em

err my dad used to go raving with nightmares on wax back in the day and his best mate is one of the original renaissance residential djs (sashas old partner) he's got some more i just can't remember them.. i'm sure his name is in the CD booklet for the first kaiser chief album too.
my dads band was john peels record of the week back in the late 80s for a couple of weeks of the trot.

i'm pretty sure my sister was on storms books (modelling agency, same one as kate moss)
she used to go out with an inter milan forward (who's dad owned tweezerman tweezers (very popular))
vernon kay used to stalk my sister
she has loads more i just can't remember

my bro in law used to be ranked 23rd in america for snowboarding and was sponsered by ezekial and other well known snowboarding brands

i got ranked 8th in britain for a computer game and used to participate in big money lan tournaments

and here is the money shot
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my great great grandad used to teach david attenborough at motherfucking biology in high school


YEEE YEEEEEE YEEEEE


ok.. ego overload. if i think of any more i might add them

[phrex]

i know myself

[BaronVon]

I saw Jean Claude Van Damme in a Ladyboy bar

[64hz]

oh a current welsh international rugby player lives in the town i used to, once in the toilets of my local he asked me for change so he could buy condoms.

[pkay]

the 4 games I've worked on have sold a combined 16 million copies. Sounds a lot cooler than it really is :p

[volcanogeorge]

My mum taught Jakwob to read
I've been on Status Quo's tour bus
One of the Chuckle brothers once custard pied me
Got published in a pretty big DIY magazine when I was 17
Shy FX took a picture of me once for saluting him on stage

[noam]

mum used to be married to a (current) famous BBC actor.
mum used to be mates with george harrison (which is why i am called george afaik) and the lead singer of pink floyd (the one whos kid got in trouble in the student protests) and that's
oh and she used to model with twiggy
she has some more celebritari connections but i can't remember em

err my dad used to go raving with nightmares on wax back in the day and his best mate is one of the original renaissance residential djs (sashas old partner) he's got some more i just can't remember them.. i'm sure his name is in the CD booklet for the first kaiser chief album too.
my dads band was john peels record of the week back in the late 80s for a couple of weeks of the trot.

i'm pretty sure my sister was on storms books (modelling agency, same one as kate moss)
she used to go out with an inter milan forward (who's dad owned tweezerman tweezers (very popular))
vernon kay used to stalk my sister
she has loads more i just can't remember

my bro in law used to be ranked 23rd in america for snowboarding and was sponsered by ezekial and other well known snowboarding brands

i got ranked 8th in britain for a computer game and used to participate in big money lan tournaments

and here is the money shot
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.


my great great grandad used to teach david attenborough at motherfucking biology in high school


YEEE YEEEEEE YEEEEE


ok.. ego overload. if i think of any more i might add them

life story.

[gwa]

haha pretty much. well want to edit it now

[cityzen]

Oi! GWA, this is supposed to be 'shit' claims to fame

[gwa]

ok a shit claim to fame is that i once spent a night in bed with badger

[kidshuffle]

ok a shit claim to fame is that i once spent a night in bed with badger

Now this is what we wanted to hear about

[cityzen]

ok a shit claim to fame is that i once spent a night in bed with badger

Of the Bodger variety?

[abelard]

ok a shit claim to fame is that i once spent a night in bed with badger

is that how you know about rooney's missus slagging about? what happened with that?