No cig for my zoot

[James Kofi]

if someone pissed in my bong, they literally would get stabbed

with a hot knife

I'd piss in their mouth at knifepoint

[SunkLo]

I'd make them piss on my hot knife to cool it down a bit (but not too much) and then stab them with it.

[mylon]

I was gonna piss in my ex roomate's bong. She was a huge bitch. Instead I just wiped her last cigarette on my ass and then later on, watched her enjoy it.

Good choice
and

oh, the jealousy...
mmj patient?

Yeah

Are you in necessity of it or just recreational? You always hear 'bout Colorado and especially in California how there's just doctors that just prescribe cards, but no one ever mentions states like Washington.

[SunkLo]

I was gonna piss in my ex roomate's bong. She was a huge bitch. Instead I just wiped her last cigarette on my ass and then later on, watched her enjoy it.

Good choice

She's one of those people who cherish the 'wish smoke' and relish when the rest of the pack is gone so they can smoke it. I did a credit card swipe followed by putting the very tip of the filter on my cornholio and giving it a twist. She comes home bitching about her work even though she brought back a bunch of beer and tip money she stole. Just generally being whiny and ungrateful, yapping about herself and how hard her life is. Meanwhile, I'm just playing along agreeing with her, watching her smoke it all luxuriously like in a cigarette ad... pokerface.jpg
Sad part is, there's a billion grosser things already in the cig.

See fellows? This is why you shouldn't mix tobacco with your weed. You're better off rubbing your nugs on your anus.

[scspkr99]

Nah that's more a tale of why you shouldn't room with a dickhead

[dmz007]

I've got a mate who attached a cone piece to the end of one of these bad boys



Its how we roll in NZ.

[JBoy]

None of you would dare stab a block of cheese, let alone a person.

[James Kofi]

None of you would dare stab a block of cheese, let alone a person.

I dunno let's find out. ninja meet up in leeds!

[JBoy]

None of you would dare stab a block of cheese, let alone a person.

I dunno let's find out. ninja meet up in leeds!

my manz would bare shank you up blud

[daeMTHAFKNkim]

Got this image off of google but this is what I got with a friend when we went on a roadtrip to Cali. 3 perc with an ice-catcher.
Too bad it broke cuz of my dumbo friends

We put a different food coloring in each chamber like a boss.

I'll miss you Captain Planet.

[TooMuch]

Does anyone know what them like wooden poles / pipes are with a gauze in called? They are pretty big almost like some native american tribal shit.

I saw some guy use one in the Dam sat next to me and my mates. Hit that fucker so hard when he exhaled his smoke it was constantly coming out of his mouth for like 20 seconds thick as fuck. We were gobsmacked. It was at the Greenhouse if anyones been and used one?

[James Kofi]

Does anyone know what them like wooden poles / pipes are with a gauze in called? They are pretty big almost like some native american tribal shit.

I saw some guy use one in the Dam sat next to me and my mates. Hit that fucker so hard when he exhaled his smoke it was constantly coming out of his mouth for like 20 seconds thick as fuck. We were gobsmacked. It was at the Greenhouse if anyones been and used one?

didgeridoos

[SunkLo]

Covert

[mks]

There is no way they are going to hit that without spilling.

[SunkLo]

One person drinks while another person smokes.

[Today]

Covert

that shit is my calling in life
i love nothing more than a bowl pack of heady nug WITH a dark, robust, cup of black coffee at the same time
mind =blown

[NW_DUBAHOLIC]

I was gonna piss in my ex roomate's bong. She was a huge bitch. Instead I just wiped her last cigarette on my ass and then later on, watched her enjoy it.

Good choice
and

oh, the jealousy...
mmj patient?

Yeah

Are you in necessity of it or just recreational? You always hear 'bout Colorado and especially in California how there's just doctors that just prescribe cards, but no one ever mentions states like Washington.

I need it. I've had a constant migraine for 4+ years and tried every medication/chiropractor/masseuse/everything else anybody could think of. The only thing that can take my migraine away is weed. One good bong hit will take my migraine away almost immediately. The good thing is that doctors know it's nothing serious/life threatening.

But to answer your question it is pretty easy to get your medical card in Washington. I know of places where you can pay one price to get your card with medical records and a higher price to get it with no medical records which is obviously mostly used by people with no qualifying conditions. I hate that because it makes the medical community look bad. Kids who don't need it will go in and buy ounces of the good weed and leave people with things like MS and cancer with shitty weed.

[NW_DUBAHOLIC]

Double post

[NW_DUBAHOLIC]

Triple post

[SunkLo]

i love nothing more than a bowl pack of heady nug WITH a dark, robust, cup of black coffee at the same time

That shit in the pic doesn't qualify, black for the win