who's the weirdest kid who went to your school...

[karmacazee]

One of the girls in my year threw herself off a small cliff for a drunken dare. Still walks with crutches now :/

There was a teacher who got done for growing da 'erb in the art department's cupboard too. His name was Huw Bunford and he was in The Super Furry Animals. There was graffiti on the outside of our swimming pool for years that said 'Free Bunford'.

[karmacazee]

NOAM WHAT WAS THE EXCITING STORY?

Killing myself with suspense here, sheesh.

[pkay]

I went to middle school with this kid

http://articles.latimes.com/1993-03-08/ ... ce-officer

When I was 11 or so this all happened. Kid flipped out and shot a neighbors dog, neighbor camemover he shot the neighbor, other neighbors helping him it shot. Police showed up he shoots a cop 1 to the head two to the chest before the cop hits the ground. Injures another cop paralyzing him.

Fucked up thing is his dad was a cop

[johnkimble]

Back in high school (we got grades 7 to 9) we got a kid that was mental in some sort of way
In grade 7 he never washed his hair, thus everybody calling him grease-hair. Hung out with the nerdy types and spoke only when needed
In grade 8 he suddenly came into school in baggy as fuck jeans, leather jacket and some old cap and told everyone hes a gangsta..now that didnt work out too well (after all the kid praised Hitler including defending Hitlers actions and hunging up self-printed posters of him on his wall). Smoked & drinked pretty good. Sometimes was a fun guy
And grade 9 he snapped just after winter. Came to school in a fedora & full suit for the rest of the year (winter to summer, when its 30 degrees celcius he just comes in that fucking suit and fedora and everybody laughs at him), told EVERYBODY that he had a vision of God that told him to change his life and thus he thought everybody else is maggots compared to him and ''we are missing information'' + he is smarter than everybody else. Stopped washing his hair also, looking like a greasy-haired skinny as fuck wannabe mafioso. Had forgotten about Hitler and his politics. According to him, alcohol & cigarettes are a waste of life, parties are only for stupid people and there is no point having fun in the way we had fun. Repeated the phrase ''11th of November I had a vision'' to everyone ''dumb''
Needless to say he lost all but one of his friends

Weird guy

[Sonika]

Excited to hear Noam's story


NOAM YOU SAID YOU'D TELL US

[noam]

HOLY SHIT i cant believe i forgot to mention someone

trouble is i cant be arsed typing out the story right now

i'll do it tomorrow

stay tuned this one is amazing

okay, so this is a long one, im gona go into some detail, so if you're one of them semi-literate morons that populate this site you're missing out on some gold for the sake of a TL:DR joke so fuck you.

this kid, we'll call him TW, he used to come and hang out at my mate danny's house, im not really too sure where anyone got him from, he did go my school, i think he was year above me, anyway yeah, he was always round at danny's gettin high

he used to say some weird shit like if someone was feeling ill 'oh you probably need to yano, clean out your bowels or something', i never really took to him, i dont think any of us really did except danny who liked people who liked Metal, if you liked Metal, you were danny's friend.

so we knew this guy for years right, in this whole time, i dont know any time when he wasn't jus chillin in danny's room, what he did outside of that, bollock all i duno. Danny has a big family, and a big house, we all used to stay over there every weekend, and he has a younger sister. she's the same age as me. he also has a younger sister, she's probably 17/18 now maybe. TW flopped out of uni like 3 maybe 4 times, even at uni all he did was stay in his house playing CoD or Battlefield and smoke weed. loads of weed. and watch porn. loads of porn [sound familiar anyone???].

so like, maybe 2 years ago he moves into a house with some of our mates who all used to chill at danny's, and he did the same there. so one day, he goes out to meet his dad, and he's sayin 'bye' to everyone in the house and he leans over in front of this lad jamie and jamie catches a glimpse of a stringy undergarment where there should be boxer shorts or briefs or whatever. he's fully wearing a thong. a ladies thong. to go meet his dad for lunch. jamie, surprised but not alarmed or panicked says nothin to no one 'leave him to it' he thinks.

this plagued jamie for a while, he thought about whether to mention it to anyone. then he remembered all the times his girlfriend had mentioned her underwear going missing. he brought this up with the other lad who lived with them, who also confirmed that his girlfriends had all complained about missing underwear from that house and from danny's over the years. they set about an investigation.

in his room they uncovered a drawer FULL TO THE BRIM of girls underwear: bra's; knickers; thongs etc. and underwear that was definitely girls, but... little girls... like too young to be anyone's girlfriend underwear. i've seen the evidence btw, they emptied the draw out on one of our mates while he slept in TW's bed, and filmed it so i can confirm this. remember that danny has a younger sister yeh?

they carried on searching, they uncovered more... namely a sports bag. in the sports bag, there was supposedly several dildo's, anal beads, and a 'boppit' like device. there was also a giant tub of vaseline. there was also a few dvd's... now i've done a little search but i daren't search too hard just cos i dont really wana see what comes back but i'll give you an idea

and


so this ends up with Jamie goin on a Daily Mail inspired rant, and being calmed down but eventually they group together and ask that he leaves the house. he did. he disappeared for about a year after that. turned out he'd been going to danny's. danny knows everythin btw. i fuckin hate TW btw, i think he's a slimy sleazy tnuc and proved right all i thought about him before.

[Sonika]

Yeah Noam delivered

That is FUCKED UP

If Danny knew, then he sounds a bit sleazy himself tbh

[noam]

he kind of is

he's never slept with a real girl

i.e. one he's not paid for, kind of feel sorry for him, he's a good guy really though, got a lot of time for him but yano, has his own shit as does everyone i spose.

got another mate who used hookers on his lunch breaks from college, its like his favourite thing to talk about... makes me sad

[idontreallygiveashit]

''11th of November I had a vision''

Do you know whatever happened to him? Man sounds pretty cool.

[kentnz]

I can't really remember my childhood and school years, I remember I was always getting in trouble and there were plenty of other weirdos but no stories come to mind so I will give you a more recent story.

I manage a boarding hostel in central Auckland. We give rooms to all types of people (including the mentally unstable due to de institutionalisation). I see plenty of things that make me scratch my head but this particular incident is the funniest. I was cleaning up the carpark and saw a piece of rubbish one of the residents must have discarded out their window. When I pick it up I realise it is the centrefold of a hardcore porno magazine. The owner of this centrefold must have had a soft spot for this particular model as he had cut all the penises out from the magazine and glued them around the girl in the centrefold.

[BonerJams04]

one girl threatend to bomb us. we got out of school at 9am, was pretty sweet. her mugshots floating around the internet somewhere

[Terpit]

I can't really remember my childhood and school years, I remember I was always getting in trouble and there were plenty of other weirdos but no stories come to mind so I will give you a more recent story.

I manage a boarding hostel in central Auckland. We give rooms to all types of people (including the mentally unstable due to de institutionalisation). I see plenty of things that make me scratch my head but this particular incident is the funniest. I was cleaning up the carpark and saw a piece of rubbish one of the residents must have discarded out their window. When I pick it up I realise it is the centrefold of a hardcore porno magazine. The owner of this centrefold must have had a soft spot for this particular model as he had cut all the penises out from the magazine and glued them around the girl in the centrefold.

[garethom]

Had a few grim 'uns in my school.

Kid called Aeron who was just standardly weird. His older sister was a top slag who then ballooned to about 20 odd stone in sixth form. Always used to try it on with girls, pulling their hair, stealing their shit (when he was about 16/17) that sort of thing. Tried to convince us that he and his dad (in a wheelchair) were gardening at the weekend and dug up a fully functioning and armed World War II era tank. Top mong.

My mate James was a sound kid, but when he got angry, he got seriously angry. We were on a trip to a cottage in North Wales in year 9 with some other school (pretty inner city compared to ours, had a bad reputation, etc. but for the most part they were pretty sound) and some kid from the other school was winding him up. He just completely flipped, stormed out the room, me and a mate ran after him, found him in his dorm taking his shoelaces out of his boots. We watched as he formed a belt with a little loop to hold a sword in, ran down to the pool table, grabbed a cue, snapped it in half and put it in the little loop, ran into a cupboard and grabbed something. Then, runs up to the kid, screaming, tears running down his cheeks, smacks this kid across the back then stabbed him in the hand with a screwdriver. Used to claim variously that his dad/uncle/grandad owned the Arrows Formula 1 team.

There was a kid that was on Jeremy Kyle the other day (the 2nd one from my year at school to be on there). Anyway, he was in our technology class, he used to sit on our table, his name was Chris Christodoulou (in case he needed to be any weirder) and he'd been away for a few weeks. We come back and ask him where he'd been. His story was thus: He'd been having some problems with his next door neighbours. So anyway, he's sat at home with his mom, and his next door neighbours break into the house THROUGH THE WALL, hit him with a brick, then raped his mom in front of him. Obviously, I called him out on his bullshit, and he just looks at me, stone cold and says "I will break your spine".

Grimmest story was when I was in sixth form though (it was inside the school). I was in year 13, so approaching 18, and this kid in the year below runs into the common room one break with a story about this pretty trampy girl in his year. Basically, she'd been caught by the vice principal in the grimmest toilets in the school (more on them later) giving this year 8 kid (so what, 12/13?) a blowjob for cigarettes. Obviously sounded like he was chatting shit, so we ran up to the VPs office, and she was sat in there looking embarassed as fuck. She didn't come back to school, and this kid went round for ages bragging that he got a BJ of a sixth former and didn't even give her the cigarettes

Those toilets, we walked in one break time, mate walks into a cubicle, we hear him heave, he tells us to have a look in, we look in there, there's a pair of pants just saturated in shit, shit all over the floor, all over the walls of the cubicle, and on the window and ceiling of the toilet (we're talking a good 8 foot high), just shit everywhere. I can't fathom what must have happened to this day.

Saying that, that's just reminded me of another one. We had a friend called Matt who was just your standard normal kid, then he got this girlfriend, started wearing make up to school (butterflies painted by his eyes and shit), and carrying this little red book with him everywhere. Anyway, he alienated himself from everyone, and in sixth form one day, I walk into the toilets and he's got his dick and balls out just washing them in the sink. Then this story emerges (from him) that he was going out with this 15 year old (think he was 18 at the time, so already a bit dodge) and he's round her house. Her mom doesn't want them alone in her room, so the girl goes to get her mom a drink, which he spikes with, and I quote, 1 and a half E's. Anyway, he manages to get her to her room, where he gives her a load of ketamine then fucks her. Last time I saw him, was walking through Birmingham City Centre on my way home from work, he's sat there on a bench with a bust lip, eating a packed lunch (still got his little red book with him). Ask him how he bust his lip, said he went to some club that had a rap battle open mic night and he started reading his own poetry and got beat up. That was the last time I saw him, but my mate saw him a few months ago and gave him a lift home, said he had a fat beard and stank of booze, and could hardly string a sentence together. Shame, this kid was an athletic hero, next level fast, one of the top sprinters in his age group in the midlands, and then he completely changed, absolutely unrecognisable.

[garethom]

Hahaha, just remembered one from Juniors. We were in year six, there was this girl in year 4 (think she was actually the same age as us, but had been held back). Anyway, she said something to my mate at lunchtime, and we just told our teacher for jokes when she asked what we were laughing at. Anyway, in front of a whole class of Year 6 kids, the teacher calls her in. It goes like this:

Teacher: Hello Stephanie, I heard you said something to Kirk.
Stephanie: (very red by this point) ...... no.
T: Yes you did, tell us what you said.
S: ........ I said I liked him.
T: That's not what you said...
S: ........ I said I really liked him.
T: No, that's not it.
S: I said I loved him.
T: Tell us what you really said.
S: ........................ I said I'd have sex with him and give him one pound.

Most crease moment of juniors. You can imagine how that went down in a class of 10/11 year olds.

[garethom]

I can just keep reeling these off now I've started.

There was a kid called Kevin who was just your standard kid. People said he was poor, but his family had a huge house, so I'm not sure. Either way, he went to Marks & Spencers for work experience in year 10. He was still wearing the staff jacket in year 13. Whenever we went to the pound shop to get stuff to set fire to/start fires with, he'd be buying the shitty toys in there.

A friend of a friend's (who I fucking hated, but I he hung around us quite often) sister was a bit weird, used to get the piss taken out of her, and she tried to commit suicide at school by throwing herself down this set of stairs. There were 3 stairs in the set

The guy who was my form tutor in sixth form was a fucking weirdo. People had said he was weird before, but I'd never experienced it until then. Anyway, my ex (who was in the year below) did business studies with him, and he was always taking the piss out of her for going out with me. She went on a business studies trip to Paris, and she told me how he was all over her (she must've been 16 at this point), and was taking pictures of her feet when he thought wasn't looking. Anyway, she comes to mine after school one day, and she's all teared up because he's basically spent the whole hour lesson taking the piss out of her in front of the class, all because he saw me and her kissing earlier the day. I've got a seriously long temper, and can put up with a lot of shit, and usually just walk away, but I ran down to the school, stormed into the class, and he just shat it immediately. I asked him what his deal was, and he was just babbling apologies over and over, like I was going to hit him or something (I wasn't.) and promised never to say anything to her ever again. I had to leave because I was a bit taken aback by how intimidating he found me (I'd never really been in that position before). In hindsight I get the feeling he was happy I didn't take it higher, but what sort of dickhead teacher constantly rips and belittles a 16 year old girl for having a boyfriend.

[idontreallygiveashit]

Wow... what school did you go to (if you dont mind me asking, it is a bit weird but i'm really curious) ? Sounds a right mess...

[Pedro Sánchez]

Went to school with twins who gave each other head (don't get exited, they were jinja males) and boasted about it but that was the least of their problems, they also used to rob everyones clothes after p.e., they stole my shit and I let them have it and told them to wear it when they wanted to.

[Blenky]

Motherfucker I forgot about MC Newton


We had this kid called greg, he was a year older than us but born with a hole in his heart so he got held back a year and was a bit slow.

Well one day he decided to call himself MC Newton and started rapping. all the time.




His brother went to prison for hijacking a train then died of a heroin overdose and he's registered blind now and his mum types for him on facebook.

[scottie584]

Went to school with twins who gave each other head (don't get exited, they were jinja males) and boasted about it but that was the least of their problems

of course it was, they were ranga

[gnome]

His brother went to prison for hijacking a train then died of a heroin overdose and he's registered blind now and his mum types for him on facebook.

bahahaha who hijacks a train? It's obvious where he's going to drive it. It's stuck to a track.