Post the dream you had this morning!

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:10 pm

pdomino wrote:No shit Sherlock

Not literally, just in what you might perceive it to be lol
The brain dont lie

Yes but dubious interpretations of dreams based on theories of the human mind that may or may not be true, do.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:20 pm

talking of shit, does anyone else ever have a dream that they're taking a really satisfying crap and wake up terrified that they've soiled the bed?

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:21 pm

i mean not that i do, but..

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:28 pm

i get the piss one... but i never get that satisfying feeling.... and thats when i realize i need to get up and go to the loo.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:33 pm

Ive had that satisfying feeling of a piss dream before and not pissed myself. Just woke up after and went to the loo instead.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:44 pm

Most of the rest of the time I just piss myself though, its kinda warming on a cold morning.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:08 pm

i've come to the conclusion that analyzing dreams is just as pointless as reading your horoscope.

e.g it will mean something so vague that could apply to anybody in any situation.

what a load of bollocks!

don't get me wrong, dreams are interesting, but i doubt they mean fuck all in the real world.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:27 pm

i dunno man... i disagree

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:36 pm

*post removed for being too honest

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:28 pm

youu don't say stuff like that... you just don't !!

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:14 pm

I dreamt this morning in that half sleep state that I'd got some ill tattoos. I now want them.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:39 pm

pk- wrote:talking of shit, does anyone else ever have a dream that they're taking a really satisfying crap and wake up terrified that they've soiled the bed?

no but one of my recent dreams that i actually remembered was very very odd and involved me shitting myself. bit too strange to post though i really don't know how the fuck it might be intrepeted lol

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:42 pm

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:45 pm

After some very indepth research into the topic of dreams and there significance I can now tell you Badger that your dream stems from a deep desire to physically pinch one off in public and perhaps even shit on people. You are technically known in the dream trade as a 'shitter'.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:48 pm

ace. i'll post it up later, i'm 'working' right now. will probably actually confirm what you just said

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:14 pm

Hahaha, if it does confirm that to be true, I need to change jobs to predicting dreams. I bet there is money in it.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:18 pm

I had a dream that i was speaking to my EX boss

About my OVERDUE wage increase that he promised me...

.. and he seemed kinda cool about it.
(this guy loves to cut corners, save money where he can)

Sud i ring him up and see if i can go back
( i left cause i was gettin paid pennies, for hours & duties i do)

Where is 'whats his name' with the daily dream analysis report.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:26 pm

right here we go. as i said it's very strange

i can't remember all of it that clearly but it basically it involves seeing myself from above in a kind of out of body experience. i'm lying on a bed and uncontrollable shitting myself and it's going everywhere. and i'm talking stupid amounts of it and this goes on for quite a long time, the bed starts piling up with the stuff. my girlfriend's in the dream but can't really remember what she was doing. she's this weird girl who likes like a bird from america's next top model (my old housemate's used to watch it all the time - surprisingly it's not actually that terrible). at some point i shit out what's clearly a single testicle (in a scrotal sack) that appears to be glowing orange from within. then somehow i end up flying around town naked and constantly shitting on the people below

probably missing some bits out but that's the gist of it

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:29 pm

Vonboyage wrote:I had a dream that i was speaking to my EX boss

About my OVERDUE wage increase that he promised me...

.. and he seemed kinda cool about it.
(this guy loves to cut corners, save money where he can)

Sud i ring him up and see if i can go back
( i left cause i was gettin paid pennies, for hours & duties i do)

Where is 'whats his name' with the daily dream analysis report.

I'm getting pretty good at this so I'll give it a shot.
This is an interesting one, but it pretty much means that you want to form your own colony on a remote island, which you rule over with an iron fist and demand that all those who inhabit the island treat you like a demi god and make you limited edition Nike Air Force 1's to sell on ebay for loads of money.

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:30 pm

badger wrote:right here we go. as i said it's very strange

i can't remember all of it that clearly but it basically it involves seeing myself from above in a kind of out of body experience. i'm lying on a bed and uncontrollable shitting myself and it's going everywhere. and i'm talking stupid amounts of it and this goes on for quite a long time, the bed starts piling up with the stuff. my girlfriend's in the dream but can't really remember what she was doing. she's this weird girl who likes like a bird from america's next top model (my old housemate's used to watch it all the time - surprisingly it's not actually that terrible). at some point i shit out what's clearly a single testicle (in a scrotal sack) that appears to be glowing orange from within. then somehow i end up flying around town naked and constantly shitting on the people below

probably missing some bits out but that's the gist of it

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