Worst Film?

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:24 am

ghost ship and nacho libre

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:50 am

mikey g wrote:nacho libre

Oh shit yeah.

Also Dude Where's my Car >> Karold and Humar.

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:57 am

Parson wrote:300 to me is about the few standing up to the many

the small independent nation rising up against the massive evil empire

its about a small devoted few inspiring their fearful peers to stand up to the machine

Yes, but it's still shit.

Watching it is like having an angry man shout the same word at you for two hours.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:10 pm

Jubscarz wrote:
mikey g wrote:nacho libre
Oh shit yeah.

i was honestly excited abuot a story of a mexican wrestler but after 25 mins i realised i hadnt laughed. there was just nothing

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:13 pm

I forgot Van Wilder

''Dude, look at that girls tits!''

''Dude, I just ate a turd!''

''Killer dude (his knob falls out)''

that sort of thing leaves me cold like Jill Dando

parson · Post by **parson** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:57 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:
Parson wrote:wtf

there are a lot of great films listed in this thread as worst, but STATE AND MAIN?

thats one of my favorite movies.
Yeah it's really good. The humour is spot on. It a massive satirical look at the film industry, amongst other things lol

everyone needs a hobby

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:18 pm

Corpsey wrote:I forgot Van Wilder

''Dude, look at that girls tits!''

''Dude, I just ate a turd!''

''Killer dude (his knob falls out)''

that sort of thing leaves me cold like Jill Dando

actually sounds quite like you sense of humor

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:29 pm

Shut up dude or I will shit in your mouth and mail it to your mom

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:20 pm

mail what? my mouth?

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:21 pm

I will go medieval on your ass

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:03 pm

kins83 wrote:I watched Shooter recently, and thought it was apalling.

The shooter is a kick ass movie.

slim · Post by **slim** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:46 am

Lost In Translation - A boring, depressing film about boredom and depression, with a bit of "wow, aren't the japanese crazy" thrown in.

My girlfriend and loads of my friends all love it, but it just made me want to die.

The Core - READ A MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE BOOK! I don't mind sci-fi, people bending the rules a little bit, Arnie firing guns with no recoil and giant monsters, all of which are impossible, but this film takes the concept of suspension of disbelief and rapes it with a trowel. Although it does succeed as a comedy.

Night Of The Living Dead - 30th Anniversary Edition - Absolutely classic film ruined by some corny Anton LaVey lookalike priest and some whole bullshit sideplot to do with god and murderers. The power of the film was that we don't have a fucking clue what is going on. Plus everything was ok at the end, leaving no room for them to remake / screw up Dawn or Day. Oh wait good thing.

I'm gonna chuck Land of the Dead in with the crapness too, Romero used to deal with politics like Billie Holiday did, these days he does it like Green Day.

As for shit films i do like:

Waterworld: Frankly it's not that bad, and Dennis Hopper is a badman.

Judge Dredd: Unforgivable to 2000AD fans, yes, but i've never been a big fan of comics and i do like the concept. I will agree though, Rob Schneider can go suck a fuck

cure · Post by **cure** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:52 am

Snakes on a muther fucking Plane!!!

shane · Post by **shane** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:38 am

^^i saw it in the theater on opening day

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:49 am

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:48 pm

Repo Man

Film 4 where advertising it as an 80's cult classic. So i sat down to watch, i usually love 80's movies but fuck me this was the worst piece of shit i have ever seen.
Bad acting, no real plot and the worst special effects ever seen. Absolutely no redeeming features at all. Utter crap. The last time i listen to the Film 4 adverts. Give me back two hours you bastards.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:56 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Repo Man

Film 4 where advertising it as an 80's cult classic. So i sat down to watch, i usually love 80's movies but fuck me this was the worst piece of shit i have ever seen.
Bad acting, no real plot and the worst special effects ever seen. Absolutely no redeeming features at all. Utter crap. The last time i listen to the Film 4 adverts. Give me back two hours you bastards.

Nah man....

To me, Repo Man was the antidote to the whole swathe of Teen 80s movies (and I know, some of them are classics...). Ridiculous plot, random crazy characters, army of cheesy blond secret service. I just have no idea how it got made.

Luckily for you, and sadly for me, the chances of any film like that getting major studio cash now are el zilcho.

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:00 pm

gravious wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Repo Man

Film 4 where advertising it as an 80's cult classic. So i sat down to watch, i usually love 80's movies but fuck me this was the worst piece of shit i have ever seen.
Bad acting, no real plot and the worst special effects ever seen. Absolutely no redeeming features at all. Utter crap. The last time i listen to the Film 4 adverts. Give me back two hours you bastards.
Nah man....

Just nah

Come on it was complete shite, name me one good thing about that film??????

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:04 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
gravious wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Repo Man

Film 4 where advertising it as an 80's cult classic. So i sat down to watch, i usually love 80's movies but fuck me this was the worst piece of shit i have ever seen.
Bad acting, no real plot and the worst special effects ever seen. Absolutely no redeeming features at all. Utter crap. The last time i listen to the Film 4 adverts. Give me back two hours you bastards.
Nah man....

Just nah
Come on it was complete shite, name me one good thing about that film??????

Oops, just edeitted above, cos thought it needed elaborating...

It is shit, but I still like it, basically. Its just completely out of left field.

I found it really funny.

The main character is trying to be a "grown up", getting a job, earning his own money, "coming of age", and the adult world he becomes immersed in is just completely ridiculous.

I enjoyed that for some reason

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:09 pm

gravious wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
gravious wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Repo Man

Film 4 where advertising it as an 80's cult classic. So i sat down to watch, i usually love 80's movies but fuck me this was the worst piece of shit i have ever seen.
Bad acting, no real plot and the worst special effects ever seen. Absolutely no redeeming features at all. Utter crap. The last time i listen to the Film 4 adverts. Give me back two hours you bastards.
Nah man....

Just nah
Come on it was complete shite, name me one good thing about that film??????
Oops, just edeitted above, cos thought it needed elaborating...

It is shit, but I still like it, basically. Its just completely out of left field.

Ok i see what your saying. I enjoyed the weirdness of it and i think it had potential to be a great film. However it really needed some structure. It just didn't go anywhere. The loose plot had nothin to it. Everytime you thought the pace was beginning to pick up it just slowed down again. It needed some better actors as well Estevez was absolutely dire and as for the Punks

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