"pet" names when speaking to gash?

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:43 am

yeah well rekorder and his mrs call him 'mr tibbles' so i think i'm giving him the better deal really

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:46 am

page 7..

i'm beginning to lose interest.

too many cats

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:47 am

PUSSYOLE

LOL

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:08 am

why does every thread Blizzard posts in end up with an unnecessary amount of pages?

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:51 am

madam, or if in a cheeky mood - suger-tits

concept_ · Post by **concept_** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:56 am

from 'pet' names of girls to pet names...impressive- im sure there is some psychological misoginistic male trait that has bought this about.

threw in a spelling mistake to keep felix happy too:P

schamotnik · Post by **schamotnik** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:51 am

pk- wrote:
hera wrote:
let's talk about chicks, man
stay out of it, dollface

Diss04 wrote:i call birds by their names 'cos i got brough up proper an' that, like.

once a girl stopped mid-fellatio and asked 'hows that, mate?'...

that's just wrong..

non_typical · Post by **non_typical** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:46 pm

jackieboi wrote:depends really. If i'm going out my way to be a patronising tnuc i'll chuck a few darlins about, maybe even a sweetheart now and then. Strictly for added wanker i might even give em a wink and make a clicking noise as i do it.

Funny as fuck, Petal!

non_typical · Post by **non_typical** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:01 pm

This is the funniest thread I've read on here yet! Don't let's get serious though eh, a few peeps? Although I expect by page 7 or whatever anyone without a sense of humour has been weeded out...

Personally, I always call them "jizz jar" when first meeting a fine female - but then I enjoy being kicked hard in the balls, getting chucked out of pubs & collecting asbo's, so it's a win-win all round really

Asking what they'll do for a rock is always a good ice-breaker too I find.

shane · Post by **shane** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:57 am

cockpocket.

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:31 pm

I'm quite fond of "Chunk" and more recently "Captain Chunk".

She doesn't mind

did · Post by **did** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:04 am

i normally just click.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:37 am

Great thread.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:48 am

She got called Neeny, chicken legs, spud, duck, bushwack and love.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:52 am

i called one ex-boyf 'lion'. he didnt turn out to be such a great king of the jungle, lol.

but really i'm a honey, sweetheart, babe, baby, kinda girl (to my guy... when i have one).

as for what they call me.... that all depends on circumstance.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:08 am

nesslei wrote:i called one ex-boyf 'lion'. he didnt turn out to be such a great king of the jungle, lol.

arf arf arf

did · Post by **did** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:44 pm

or 'woman' always goes down a treat

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:59 pm

Diss04 wrote:
felixGash wrote:

This thread has given me all sorts of emotions.

GRIM

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:03 pm

also i just tend to use a girls name....or is that too old fashioned now?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:05 pm

felixGash wrote:Not hyperlinking. The other one.

(The one that "steals bandwidth"..)

haha, squatjuice has a great solution to that, anything you hyperlink off their site becomes this image

"pet" names when speaking to gash?

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