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DZA
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Post by DZA » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:03 am

djake wrote:Stranger: heyy
You: blap blap blap blap
Stranger: fap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:cry:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
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Post by DZA » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:20 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: :)
Stranger: b9?
You: BAR 9
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:cry:
jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
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Post by DZA » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:24 am

HAHAHAHHA this is amazing

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WET
You: ARE YOU WET
You: IM WET
Stranger: shurt up
You: SO YOU MUST BE WET
Stranger: my head hurts
You: can i rape it?
Stranger: you can go rape a cactus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
jackmaster wrote:you went in with this mix.
.onelove. wrote:There needs to be a DZA app on iPhone just for id'ing old Grime tracks.
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Post by limb » Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:10 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a hoi hoi
Stranger: Good morrow stranger
You: this is my first time on this
You: seems a bit weird
Stranger: Do not worry, together we can face anything.
You: mad chimps? earthquakes? aliens?
You: aids?
Stranger: Only if we stick together.
You: ok then
Stranger: If we get seperated, even for a moment we face a painful humiliating death
You: shit what's over there? I think I'll check it out
You have disconnected.

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Post by kins83 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:34 am

:lol: That site is jokes
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
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Post by fork » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:37 am

Hours of fun

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Post by LEQ » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:43 am

Waiting for someone to post up a conversation between two people from here.... :)
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Post by djake » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:02 pm

Leq i wasted 2 hours last night trying to do that, its never gunna happen

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Post by kins83 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:11 pm

there's not that many people on it though are there? The odds aren't too unfavourable...
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit

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Post by djake » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:35 pm

You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there?
You: Caesar !
Stranger: Caesar who?
You: Caesar quickly before she gets away !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:

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Post by funky stanton » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:23 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey beautiful
You: hey sugar
Stranger: how u doing ?
You: how's tricks?
You: not to shabby as it happens, and your fine self?
Stranger: what u mean ? '
Stranger: Fine fine
Stranger: if U come C me
Stranger: I GO ALL THE WAY WITH U
You: how's tricks is a british colloquialism meaing 'how are you'
Stranger: yes
You: I'd need you to use a much bigger font if you wanted to go all the way
You: maybe even in BOLD
You: or italics
Stranger: care
Stranger: i need ur cock
Stranger: omg_hansen@hotmail.com
Stranger: omg_hansen@hotmail.com
Stranger: omg_hansen@hotmail.com
Stranger: omg_hansen@hotmail.com
Stranger: omg_hansen@hotmail.com
Stranger: BOLD pøss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




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Post by lloydnoise » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:46 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: psike
You: bike
You: trike
You: flike
You: scrige
You: schroot
You: floof
You: oh hi sorry i dodnt see you there
You: oh di hrry o nindt snee ooh thr
You: noh snidrtty ooorhht
You: nooshstshdhdtshs
You: 1010010101101101000010101010111110101000
You: .....................................................................
You: LAMB SHANKS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by skevin » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:29 pm

this site is gonna destroy my life :)


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: OH HI THAR!
Stranger: HOW ARE YOU??
You: FINE THANKS! DO YOU LIKE MEAT ?
Stranger: I DO!
Stranger: I LOVE MEAT
Stranger: DO YOU?
You: YES, SOMETIMES I RUB LAMB SHANKS ON MY FACE
Stranger: SOUNDS NICE
Stranger: I SHOULD TRY THAT TOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ug

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Post by lloydnoise » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:45 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: yo
You: so
You: wo
Stranger: where are you from?
You: uk
Stranger: nice
You: its ok
Stranger: what do you think about germany?
You: its good, i have a friend who is german
Stranger: cool, have you ever visited germany?
You: when i was younger
Stranger: where've you been?
You: in space and stuff

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
parson wrote:the way you cure disease with lsd is by manipulating the matrix with your mind

[\*/]

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Post by Coppola » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:03 pm

just had a conversation with Thump Rat.
didn't copy it though...

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Post by lloydnoise » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:17 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fuck
You: seriously
You: fucking hell
You: jesus fuck
You: etc
You: what do you think?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
parson wrote:the way you cure disease with lsd is by manipulating the matrix with your mind

[\*/]

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Post by Coppola » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:32 pm

Stranger: should we?
You: do you think we'll get caught?
Stranger: probably, but it'll be worth it
Stranger: where, like right here and now?
You: yeh, i think it's worth the risk
You: i got everything we need
Stranger: and my mom is here too
Stranger: so let's do this
You: ok
You: let me...
Stranger: hell yeah, simultanious dragon ball Z dual viewing action here we go!
Stranger: (psst.... it's your line)
You: goku seriously
You: help me
You: i'm being fuckin pwned over here
Stranger: you know what.... I have never watched one episode of that piece of crap
Stranger: but nicely played
You: yeh
Stranger: you cautgh me :D
You: i had to wikipedia that shit

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Post by 8bit » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:48 pm

You: dubstep?
Stranger: indeed
You: do u like dubstep
Stranger: if by "dubstep" you mean cock... no
You: lol

You: dubstep?
Stranger: stepdub?
You: do u like dubstep?
Stranger: do I know what that is?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWQukgO1X6c
You: tell me what u think
Stranger: that you?
You: na
You: just a tune
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: genre of techno?
You: nana
You: its like a blend a of alot of elements
You: garage, techno, breakbeat, grime
Stranger: ah,
Stranger: it's different
Stranger: gotta get to work....
You: kk

:D:D

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Post by 8bit » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:50 pm

You: dubstep?
Stranger: wubwubwub
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:D

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Post by Jubz » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:19 pm

Stranger: Hello there
You: oi
Stranger: a/s/l
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
damn my slow typing, was just gna get goin.

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