Irritating shit on facebook

[kingGhost]

old video - that chick got arrested and put away for a good bit iirc.

[InternetSlaveMaster]

Almost lost it hahaha

[kingGhost]

"I have so many people hidden or blocked"

"CLEANING UP MY FRIENDS LIST IF YOU CAN STILL SEE ME IN AN HOUR CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY"

[skimpi]

"I have so many people hidden or blocked"

"CLEANING UP MY FRIENDS LIST IF YOU CAN STILL SEE ME IN AN HOUR CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY"

Still facebook linkin then?

Wouldnt it be funny if like, they left you on facebook, but then you delete them anyway!

[Liam92]

Saw someone liked one of this guys statuses on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/luke.l ... =721326025

The epitome of tosser, with such statuses as:

If i had a girlfriend , For new years ill kiss her From 11:59 to 12:01

To have a great ending of 2012 and a amazing start of 2013

[chekov]

Saw someone liked one of this guys statuses on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/luke.l ... =721326025

The epitome of tosser, with such statuses as:

If i had a girlfriend , For new years ill kiss her From 11:59 to 12:01

To have a great ending of 2012 and a amazing start of 2013

gota get them subscribers bro

[garethom]

Saw someone liked one of this guys statuses on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/luke.l ... =721326025

The epitome of tosser, with such statuses as:

If i had a girlfriend , For new years ill kiss her From 11:59 to 12:01

To have a great ending of 2012 and a amazing start of 2013

Just....



Wot a virgin paed.

[skimpi]

Saw someone liked one of this guys statuses on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/luke.l ... =721326025

The epitome of tosser, with such statuses as:

If i had a girlfriend , For new years ill kiss her From 11:59 to 12:01

To have a great ending of 2012 and a amazing start of 2013

That guys is an actual twat

[Liam92]

Saw someone liked one of this guys statuses on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/luke.l ... =721326025

The epitome of tosser, with such statuses as:

If i had a girlfriend , For new years ill kiss her From 11:59 to 12:01

To have a great ending of 2012 and a amazing start of 2013

That guys is an actual twat

All 3 of his profile pictures infront of the same door doing the same pose

[Terpit]

Saw someone liked one of this guys statuses on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/luke.l ... =721326025

The epitome of tosser, with such statuses as:

If i had a girlfriend , For new years ill kiss her From 11:59 to 12:01

To have a great ending of 2012 and a amazing start of 2013

That guys is an actual twat

All 3 of his profile pictures infront of the same door doing the same pose

* phone call *
Boy: Hey, hun!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren’t you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that’s all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did you guys do in Math today?
Boy: You didn’t miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Okay, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question to ask.
Boy: Okay, ask away.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all. Um. How much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. *sounding worried* Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything’s fine.
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Okay. I hope so.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you any day, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Any day. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I’m fine. You’re fine. We’re fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Well, I have to go. I’ll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I love you!
Girl: Yeah. I love you too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don’t know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to English. I’ll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to Science. Later.
THAT NIGHT
Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hey.
Boy: Why weren’t you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: Um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright. I love you.
-very long pause-
Girl: *with a tears in her eyes* Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What?!
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I love you.
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey, have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: Dude, just tell me!
Friend: Uh. Call this number, 433-555-3468.
Boy: Okay, thanks!
BOY CALLS THE NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Victoria.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
*boy gives info*
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
THE BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM 646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. THE GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are you okay?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Dear, talk to me!
Girl: I..
Boy: You what?
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
Boy: *breaks into tears*
Girl: They’re taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
Boy: Huh?
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for
you.
Boy: *crying*
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be there with you.
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the
girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she
knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over
her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
THE NOTE SAID:
“I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

Be grateful for what you have, cause you never know what you truly have till it's gone.

Didn't read the whole thing because i had to be sick

[Maccaveli]

[kidshuffle]

people talking about gun control because of that elementary school shooting.

if i lived in the states, i may not have as big of a problem with this. but since i dont...

[wub]

If i had a girlfriend , For new years ill kiss her From 11:59 to 12:01

To have a great ending of 2012 and a amazing start of 2013

But you don't, probably because of writing shit like this.

[Rappone]

PLEASE JESUS CHRIST I ALWAYS LOVED YOU AND YOU KEEP MAKING MY LIFE BAD. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU JESUS BUT WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME. I'M DREAMING ABOUT HIM EVERY DAY AND PRAYING FOR HIM TO SEE ME BUT YOU NEVER ANSWER. YOU DON'T CARE. I LOVE YOU JESUS. BUT I LOVE HIM TOO.

I block/deleted her when I read this. Then I was thinking for a whole hour how the fuck she got on my fb list in the first place.

[skunktech]

PLEASE JESUS CHRIST I ALWAYS LOVED YOU AND YOU KEEP MAKING MY LIFE BAD. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU JESUS BUT WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME. I'M DREAMING ABOUT HIM EVERY DAY AND PRAYING FOR HIM TO SEE ME BUT YOU NEVER ANSWER. YOU DON'T CARE. I LOVE YOU JESUS. BUT I LOVE HIM TOO.

I block/deleted her when I read this. Then I was thinking for a whole hour how the fuck she got on my fb list in the first place.

[Lye_Form]

* phone call *
Boy: Hey, hun!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren’t you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that’s all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did you guys do in Math today?
Boy: You didn’t miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Okay, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question to ask.
Boy: Okay, ask away.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all. Um. How much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. *sounding worried* Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything’s fine.
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Okay. I hope so.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you any day, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Any day. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I’m fine. You’re fine. We’re fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Well, I have to go. I’ll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I love you!
Girl: Yeah. I love you too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don’t know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to English. I’ll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to Science. Later.
THAT NIGHT
Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hey.
Boy: Why weren’t you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: Um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright. I love you.
-very long pause-
Girl: *with a tears in her eyes* Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What?!
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I love you.
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey, have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: Dude, just tell me!
Friend: Uh. Call this number, 433-555-3468.
Boy: Okay, thanks!
BOY CALLS THE NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Victoria.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
*boy gives info*
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
THE BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM 646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. THE GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are you okay?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Dear, talk to me!
Girl: I..
Boy: You what?
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
Boy: *breaks into tears*
Girl: They’re taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
Boy: Huh?
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for
you.
Boy: *crying*
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be there with you.
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the
girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she
knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over
her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
THE NOTE SAID:
“I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

Be grateful for what you have, cause you never know what you truly have till it's gone.

Time to bust it out....

[scottie584]

Saw someone liked one of this guys statuses on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/luke.l ... =721326025

The epitome of tosser, with such statuses as:

If i had a girlfriend , For new years ill kiss her From 11:59 to 12:01

To have a great ending of 2012 and a amazing start of 2013

That guys is an actual twat

All 3 of his profile pictures infront of the same door doing the same pose

BOY CALLS THE NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Victoria.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
*boy gives info*
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.

Didn't read the whole thing because i had to be sick

What a fucking terrible nurse

should be reprimanded for just giving a patients info away like that

what does this remind everyone of

[JTMMusicuk]

that story is 100% true

[kingldub]

Fucking hell, it's all a bit Dawsons Creek innit?

[wub]

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