Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[elbe]

granted, its saturday.

However everyone else is really busy so you have no one to spend it with.

I wish I could win around 2K (I'm not to greedy) on a scratch card this lunchtime.

[kamala]

granted, its saturday.

However everyone else is really busy so you have no one to spend it with.

I wish I could win around 2K (I'm not to greedy) on a scratch card this lunchtime.

granted but then you encounter a mentalist hobo in the back alley who uses a sharp stick and a large rusted nail to tax you for your scratch card.

i wish the boy i liked would come sleep in my bed, and like it. and come back for more. and more. and more.

[raposanegra]

granted, its saturday.

However everyone else is really busy so you have no one to spend it with.

I wish I could win around 2K (I'm not to greedy) on a scratch card this lunchtime.

granted but then you encounter a mentalist hobo in the back alley who uses a sharp stick and a large rusted nail to tax you for your scratch card.

i wish the boy i liked would come sleep in my bed, and like it. and come back for more. and more. and more.

Granted, but that boy is me. (hope you are a girl...)

I wish animals don't suffer anymore!

[kamala]

granted, its saturday.

However everyone else is really busy so you have no one to spend it with.

I wish I could win around 2K (I'm not to greedy) on a scratch card this lunchtime.

granted but then you encounter a mentalist hobo in the back alley who uses a sharp stick and a large rusted nail to tax you for your scratch card.

i wish the boy i liked would come sleep in my bed, and like it. and come back for more. and more. and more.

Granted, but that boy is me. (hope you are a girl...)

I wish animals don't suffer anymore!

i am a girl.

and granted! i'm not gonna corrupt that one

in fact, i wish animals didn't suffer anymore too

[pdomino]

granted, its saturday.

However everyone else is really busy so you have no one to spend it with.

I wish I could win around 2K (I'm not to greedy) on a scratch card this lunchtime.

granted but then you encounter a mentalist hobo in the back alley who uses a sharp stick and a large rusted nail to tax you for your scratch card.

i wish the boy i liked would come sleep in my bed, and like it. and come back for more. and more. and more.

Granted, but that boy is me. (hope you are a girl...)

I wish animals don't suffer anymore!

i am a girl.

and granted! i'm not gonna corrupt that one

in fact, i wish animals didn't suffer anymore too

Granted, now the earth is overrun by smiley happy none violent animals.

I wish I had a robot arm.

[kidlogic]

^ Granted, but you lose control of it and it quickly becomes a menace to you and anything you need to hold gently.

I wish I hadnt been slacking off and playing games and hadnt let as much time get away from me as I did this morning...

[pdomino]

^^
granted, you were mucking out a horse barn and cleaning peoples shoes instead.

I wish birds didnt poo.

[kidlogic]

^^
granted, you were mucking out a horse barn and cleaning peoples shoes instead.

I wish birds didnt poo.

granted, now they constantly piss


I wish it were a month from now without me having missed the next month.

[elbe]

Granted, but instead their faeces builds up inside them until they explode in a hail of guano.

I wish this never happens, christ can you imagine just cleaning your car an then.....


damn you and your lightening fingers Kidlogic.

I wish it were a month from now without me having missed the next month.

granted, but you have missed all previous months, as a result you have no memory of you you are, or how to function in todays real and virtual society, people use this to take advantage of you in horrific and sickening ways that I care not to go into at this moment because I am still sulking at you beating me to the previous wish crruption

I wish I could think of some horrific and sickening ways that people could take advantage of Kidlogic if he had his memory of all previous months wiped from his mind.

[bellybelle]

granted, but you have missed all previous months, as a result you have no memory of you you are, or how to function in todays real and virtual society, people use this to take advantage of you in horrific and sickening ways that I care not to go into at this moment because I am still sulking at you beating me to the previous wish crruption

I wish I could think of some horrific and sickening ways that people could take advantage of Kidlogic if he had his memory of all previous months wiped from his mind.

granted but now you can't think of anything but that and everyone you see turns into some nightmarish version of KidLogic and a wheat thresher


i wish i were in Cali

[badger]

granted but your only friend is kidlogic and his large collection of hats

i wish for bellybelle to have a good birthday
































nah actually i wish for her to burn all her bacon

[elbe]

granted but she dosn't want you there and tells you to get out.

I wish I could drag myself off of here and do some work


edit...I am way too slow today

[bellybelle]

granted but your only friend is kidlogic and his large collection of hats

i wish for bellybelle to have a good birthday


nah actually i wish for her to burn all her bacon

oooo corrupt my gifts more often pls!

Granted, all my bacon is burned up and I have to steal yours, leaving you only with your horses....and the bacon you make from them


I wish I had some new cute toe-socks!

edit: shoot...i'm too slow....smokin bowls at 9am really retards productivity!

[badger]

granted but they were my birthday present to you and they're laced with cyanide, and because you love me so much you wear them all the time and poison yourself

i wish i had some cyanide left to put in your cake after i used it all poisoning your socks

[elbe]

granted, but u forget its poisoned and lick the remaing cake mix from the bowl, killing urself before you can belle the cake

I wish I had a hat of bacon

[bellybelle]

granted but they were my birthday present to you and they're laced with cyanide, and because you love me so much you wear them all the time and poison yourself

i wish i had some cyanide left to put in your cake after i used it all poisoning your socks

granted but I hire a PI to see what you were doing just because and in a fit of anger at you poisoning me, he steals a piece of the cake, hires an assassin to seduce you, and in the midst of love play, she feeds you a piece, and you die, watching her go through your pants pocket and stealing your money.


I wish I had a magical flying pony!

[bellybelle]

granted, but u forget its poisoned and lick the remaing cake mix from the bowl, killing urself before you can belle the cake

I wish I had a hat of bacon

damn stonedbelle

Granted, but then you have all these Ninjas molesterin you for your hat!

I wish I had that pony and it pooed glitter

[elbe]

granted but everytime you clean you car guesse whos flying over.

I wish I could have come up with bellybelles corruption for the previous, it was much better than mine



edit....still stands but the pony pooing glitter can also fly.

[bellybelle]

granted but everytime you clean you car guesse whos flying over.

I wish I could have come up with bellybelles corruption for the previous, it was much better than mine



edit....still stands but the pony pooing glitter can also fly.

Granted, but now your mind is as corrupted as mine is and you gnash teeth and claw at your eyes for the nightmarish visions you've been granted access to.

I wish there were a league of flying ponies pooing glitter so I could send one to every Ninja!


edited to add: even for my b'day i can't be allowed such pretension to refer to myself in the 3rd hehehe

[badger]

granted but seeing as they're basically horses i "borrow" them all and mash them all up to look like bacon and then invite all the ninjas over to a bacon party

i wish for an end to the worldwide hatocracy