Irritating shit on facebook

[wub]

"Follow a child"?

[Lye_Form]

"Follow a child"?

Pedo-ing 101 shit right there.

[wub]

"Follow a child"?

Pedo-ing 101 shit right there.

If you just read the ones it's orange that is fucking creepy.

[faultier]

"find snails making love"

[wubstep]

"I am a 16 year old boy, yet I understand what it's like to be a girl. I understand that girls go through shit that boys couldn't even imagine. I hate when boys say that it's harder to be a boy because that is dead fucking wrong. Girls have so much shit to worry about and go through from the day they are born until the day they die. And they are so under appreciated. I don't understand why some guys treat girls with so much disrespect when women are the main reason they are alive at this very moment. A female is probably the reason he has food to eat. His mum probably takes him to the doctors when he's ill, comforts him when he's sad and much more. So in that case; Why do boys cheat on girls? Why do boys lie to girls? Why do boys abuse girls? Why do boys manipulate girls? Why do boys use girls? I don't know. But I do know that if a girls bleeds once a month out of her vagina and will one day, carry my child or children in her stomach for a period of 9 months, then she deserves to be treated like a fucking queen.


43,464 others like this.

...jailbait goldmine

[skimpi]

Friend: I don’t know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to English. I’ll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to Science. Later.

Best bit! crucial part of the story, defo needed to be in there

[SheepShagga]

really long story

Started laughing half way through as it sounded like a joke.

[chekov]

lil b's page >>>>>

[skimpi]

lil b's page >>>>>

This isnt irritating, this is one of the few good things on facebook

[chekov]

lil b's page >>>>>

This isnt irritating, this is one of the few good things on facebook

definitely, just seemed like the most relevant thread to post it in

[ezza]

This guy gets a new fuckng girl every like 2 weeks, & then proceeds to 'fall in love with her'. Pisses me off but still is quite jokes i mean how sad & pathetic do you want to come across bro?

breaks my heart knowing I can't make things better, don't ever want 2 see u upset. plz don't let him ruin ur Christmas because u don't need any other man in your life except me I will look after u nd protect nd love u endlessly I promise u this with all my heart and soul u have left foot prints in my heart nd made this year the best year of my life now its my turn 2 make 2013 special 4 u I love u brooke x

[kingldub]

breaks my heart knowing I can't make things better, don't ever want 2 see u upset. plz don't let him ruin ur Christmas because u don't need any other man in your life except me I will look after u nd protect nd love u endlessly I promise u this with all my heart and soul u have left foot prints in my heart nd made this year the best year of my life now its my turn 2 make 2013 special 4 u I love u brooke x

Sounds like a self centered tnuc to me.

[RightOnTime27]

If the world doesn't end today.it will disprove ancient
txt.historians.religious scripts.and some scientific theories.
But hey they had to be wrong bout something.right??

so that popped up on my newsfeed

[kidshuffle]

feel the sun beat upon you today, its a strong vibe. end the restlessness. usher in the day with a breath of fresh air.
clarity

[zerbaman]

feel the sun beat upon you today, its a strong vibe. end the restlessness. usher in the day with a breath of fresh air.
clarity

You added a fortune cookie on facebook?

[travis_baker]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... =1&theater

eccentric bullshit

[Terpit]

So, here a few gems from my managers facebook:

So they said the world ends today .....l just carry on living your life .... simply ..."Live by the Sun and Love by the Moon "......

There are hundreds more but they're so shit its not worth posting here... proper crazy cat lady

[EliteLennon117]

trying to unlike Benga's Facebook page, but the unlike button that loads up can't be clicked on.
Edit: finally worked

[Maccaveli]

trying to unlike Benga's Facebook page, but the unlike button that loads up can't be clicked on.
Edit: finally worked

I don't know what the fuck's happened lately, but he's getting more and more embarrassing

[EliteLennon117]

trying to unlike Benga's Facebook page, but the unlike button that loads up can't be clicked on.
Edit: finally worked

I don't know what the fuck's happened lately, but he's getting more and more embarrassing

When he posted I knew it was over. Fucking shame.