The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[helix]

i once tried cutting up some diazepam. didn't work out

LOL




(me too one time)

[noam]

i know kids who sniff Valium

they get mad blue snot and you can see where they've wiped their noses all over their face cos its streaky blue stains

it was either that or GHB they were doin i cant remember

[laurent__duval]

i know kids who sniff Valium

they get mad blue snot and you can see where they've wiped their noses all over their face cos its streaky blue stains

it was either that or GHB they were doin i cant remember

ive got a mate that crushes up valium and mixes it with ket to go further. zombie isnt even the word.

[Viineri]

That feeling when you've had the biggest crap in your life and can't sit properly for an hour.

[laurent__duval]

That feeling when you've had the biggest crap in your life and can't sit properly for an hour.

never had that before. hemorrhoids?

[Viineri]

That feeling when you've had the biggest crap in your life and can't sit properly for an hour.

never had that before. hemorrhoids?

Nah. It just feels weird to sit, no pain or anything like that.

[noam]

push your arsehole back in

[Viineri]

push your arsehole back in

Now this is just getting weird... er.

[noam]

you brought up ze arsche

[laurent__duval]

got a house inspection tomorrow, some heavy shit that may lead to us getting thrown out of the house, and my housemates have sacked off helping me in anyway and stayed out since last night. the house party they went to is my ex-girlfriends, which i ducked out of so i could get a full day cleaning and shit done today, and they're still round there. when i called one of them earlier he made some piss poor attempt at trying to make out like his phone had no signal and then hung up on me and now hasnt responded to any messages.


i know he's not daft enough to sleep with her, before any of you say that shit.

[noam]

go round there, shout and throw things about and shit

show em who's boss

also remind them how highly you scored on those boxing arcade games

[laurent__duval]

go round there, shout and throw things about and shit

show em who's boss

also remind them how highly you scored on those boxing arcade games

haha, dun know about the killer straight right!

[Dutchstep]

I actually listened to this for 10 hours.

but I got 100 euro for that but theres not a single track that get's this stupid song out of my head

[autobot]

Smells like something crawled up and died in my room

[scattybeanhead]

just have a feeling that tonight is gonna be shit. the plan of 'lets meet at the pub and see what happens' always ends in going somewhere awful

For me, these always end up being the best nights

actually ended up being pretty good, but only really because we somehow managed to get a group of hot girls to add to our group, obviously the actual venue was ballbags

[hudson]

All my friends are getting really unreliable
Plus, like, 3 people I know are literally going crazy, so that kinda sucks.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Supposed to be at Jury Service today.... clearly im not.

expecting a very large fine to come in the mail soon... either that or get a visit from my local plod

[jameshk]

Ignorant fucking women who wont accept different views. Just cause I have a slightly different view about feminism in a fascist, hahahahaha.

[Phigure]

i wish this record wasn't such a crackle factory

[noam]

hungry again

cant stop eating today