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kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:49 pm

Granted, but the things you have to do to earn that money, are, quite frankly, horrifying.

I wish it was payday already and I could buy lots of trainers and Star Wars:The Force Unleashed.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:54 pm

granted, but the barcleys job falls through due to the uncertain economic state we are in and your old job dosn't want you back so payday mean a trip down the jobcentre to sign on, the only trainners you can by are fake hi-teks and you get a poorley pirated version of star wars:force unleasehed wich actually turns out to be gay porn.

I wish it was payday and I get over paid.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:57 pm

wow. Nice work. Although I feel the need to point out that if it wasn't for the uncertainty about the economy and lending etc, there wouldn't be a job for me!

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:01 pm

thank you.

in that case re-read as: the barclay job falls through due to the economy stabalising...yada yada

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:02 pm

eLBe wrote:granted, but the barcleys job falls through due to the uncertain economic state we are in and your old job dosn't want you back so payday mean a trip down the jobcentre to sign on, the only trainners you can by are fake hi-teks and you get a poorley pirated version of star wars:force unleasehed wich actually turns out to be gay porn.

I wish it was payday and I get over paid.

Granted but you live in Zimbabwe and the money is worth next to nothing.

I wish I could go home now.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:04 pm

Granted, but due to you recentl joblessness home is now a pisstained flat screen TV box, when you get there you find some othe bum has moved in.

I wish for the next 23mins to pass quickley

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:06 pm

eLBe wrote:Granted, but due to you recentl joblessness home is now a pisstained flat screen TV box, when you get there you find some othe bum has moved in.

I wish for the next 23mins to pass quickley

Granted but unfortunately you only have 23 minutes to live.

I wish more people were in this thread than me and eLBe.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:07 pm

granted.

wot

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:30 am

eLBe wrote:granted.

wot

granted but the thread gets flooded with 13 yr old no0bs who are high in the ranks of britney spears' fan club and flood the place with internet memes

i wish elbe hadnt died ...

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:44 am

Granted but you ate one of those bagel-burger-life-stopper-cheese-whopper that has special horse sauce on top. Thus causing your stomach to turn inside out, which then in due course makes you inside out. After all that you fail to ever have a bf again.

I wish the sun would never come up.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:13 am

granted, you now live in perpetual darkness, which is very depressing and cold and in years to come humans evolve into blue apes (like of that time travel film...christ what was that called?) but not to worry coz you will already be dead after a server case of suicide.

I wish I didn't have to go to work this morning

beerz · Post by **beerz** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:03 am

granted, your boss gave out free zoots on that morning only
i wish my mixer wouldnt't play sound out of only 1 channel

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:10 am

bEErz wrote:granted, your boss gave out free zoots on that morning only
i wish my mixer wouldnt't play sound out of only 1 channel

granted, it's a cell phone.

I wish I could get some 1200s

beerz · Post by **beerz** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:19 am

DJelements wrote: granted, it's a cell phone.

dont understand????????

granted, they have clipz- new generation glued to one platter, and "bob geldoff n gang - feed the world" glued to the other.

i wish i dint have to revise 2moro

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:23 am

bEErz wrote:
DJelements wrote: granted, it's a cell phone.
dont understand????????

granted, they have clipz- new generation glued to one platter, and "bob geldoff n gang - feed the world" glued to the other.

i wish i dint have to revise 2moro

I'm saying you don't even have a mixer. It's a phone.

I wish i liked Clipz and Bob.

grimesceneinvestigation · Post by **grimesceneinvestigation** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:23 am

granted,
but you never get to have any sex anymore with anyone else than these two

i wish i wasn't socially handicapped

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:35 am

GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted,
but you never get to have any sex anymore with anyone else than these two

i wish i wasn't socially handicapped

granted,
but you never get to have any sex anymore with anyone else than Clipz and Bob.

I wish I was original.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:14 am

Granted,
you are now Adam,
and your only companion is Steve.

Wish it'd drop below 39 degrees C...

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:59 am

granted, it is now -10 degrees C and you have icicles hanging from your testicles.

I wish further education didn't cost so god damn much so I could go back and do a postgrad course top better my job prospects.

did · Post by **did** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:22 am

granted, but you catch aids of some uni girl

i wish i had a chicken sandwich

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