The Fedora/Cringe thread

[sigbowls]

fedoras for cats

[therapist]

no he didn't. those are recycled life hacks that have been posted a thousand times

That's what I mean. I get this stuff is funny if somebody actually says it with sincerity. Are they in there because they're funny or because they're shit.

They're definitely shit. That I can get on board with.

[titchbit]

yes because they're shit

[kidshuffle]

http://imgur.com/a/rDZMo

i see nothing

repost plz

[skell1ngton777]

[Harkat]

I can very much rel8 2 this

[nameless133]

People still use these shitty retarded cancer faces? OMG

[wub]

"What a misogynistic screed of verbal diarrhea… from a man who looks like a mouse. Mr. Yang, you are an idiot. I wish that the most beautiful woman you ever saw and desired could read your worthless piece of writing. You would be deleted from the gene pool immediately.

Referring to women as pussy, is pathetic, worm. And for your information, a man has to keep competing to keep his wife’s interest and respect. A man who does not treat his wife as his queen and mistress goddess, may be shocked and humiliated to learn that she is the mistress of someone else! As to your simpering words that women are ‘not creative’, you betray your ignorance and tiny mind, Mr. Yang.

I assume you are familiar with Google. See if you can match your creativity against women like Artemesia Gentileschi, Elizabeth Vigee Le Brun, Leonor Fini, Tamara de Lempicka, George Sand, and Collette, to name a few. I laugh to think of you matching wits with the likes of philosopher Simone de Beauvoir… but then, it is hardly fair to call a battle of wits with an obviously unarmed male.

If men create to be sexually viable, per your assertion and if all women have to do is dress their hair, how do you explain the prodigious work of women artist, writers and thinkers through the ages, who have worked despite massive obstacles from men who have sought to deny them education, admittance to respected academies of arts, letters and sciences, etc. I will tell you, little grasshopper. It was to protect the sacred myth that women are not creative or intelligent, certainly not as much or even more so than ‘any’ man. I am so sorry to pop your little bubble Mr. Yang, but male intellectual and creative superiority is just a myth, like Santa Claus. And you still cannot bear children, where we are the gateway of life, the womb and the tomb. Patriarchy is a rickety structure built on lies and maintained by violence. In matriarchy, there were no ‘female talibans’.

Per your contempt for marriage, you have nothing to worry about. As long as you refer to women as ‘pussy’ in the collective, no one will want to marry you. Any woman who reads your screed will despise you. If she gets whiff of your disrespect, she will discount and despise you. There are lots of older white males who lust after pretty Asian boys like yourself, though, whose misogyny might even match yours, so don’t give up hope. Women can afford to choose, it’s true, and muscles are not enough. There is no deodorant to disguise the stench of your misogyny, and you wish to put your worm in our bodies. Unbelievable. Yuck. If you are a gym rat, you cannot give proper attention and service to a woman, and she will replace you with a more attentive suitor.

I invite you to investigate the concept of ‘the marriage premium’, the fact that men who are married make more money and are marked for promotion more than unmarried stags, especially, as they push thirty. Such men are seen as vaguely irresponsible drones, who are not worth giving the reins of power to. I also encourage you to ponder on the little ditty that ‘behind every great man is a woman’. It is when men marry and have the wise and calculating strategic mind of an intelligent wife to guide them that they are able to most focus on climbing the ladder of achievement and achieving ‘alpha male status’.

Such women do not come cheap. We are jealous goddesses who demand all your love, worship and devotion. We have expectations. We are slave-drivers. We can be bloody cruel and enjoy it. We take men body, soul, and bank account. We are making a calculated investment, which we expect to pay off for us. You work for us and serve us. You are our knights, and our drones. We are the queen bees. This is the order of the universe, in virtually every culture, even under the outward veils of patriarchy. When a man serves his wife like a knight who continually wishes to do better, he becomes more of a man. He becomes refined. You, Mr. Yang cannot approach this in the gym, nor in the locker room. It is the provenance of women.

Per your own argument, women are superior, because they do not create ‘to get dick’. They create because it is the calling of their souls, even when they have to deal with obstacles, lack of encouragement, and the petty misogyny of weak ignorant males such as yourself."

[garethom]

And for your information, a man has to keep competing to keep his wife’s interest and respect. A man who does not treat his wife as his queen and mistress goddess, may be shocked and humiliated to learn that she is the mistress of someone else!

That's true. Women love a snivelling lapdog as a partner.

Per your contempt for marriage, you have nothing to worry about. As long as you refer to women as ‘pussy’ in the collective, no one will want to marry you.

Yuck. If you are a gym rat, you cannot give proper attention and service to a woman, and she will replace you with a more attentive suitor.

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, these statements are confirmed 100% true.

What was this on anyway Wub?

[wub]

What was this on anyway Wub?

Points Of View.

[Nihilism]

Who is Mr. Yang and what did he say?

And i find it always funny that when an woman cries about misogyny, they're doing the exact same thing.

[garethom]

[nowaysj]

So many avatars, so little time.

[R3b_Official]

There is a girl, that i hardly know and havent even meet before start posting things on twitter about me..... The cringiest stuff i have seen in my life
Way more cringe worthy than any of this stuff in previous post, i had some posts screenshoted and showed one of my m8s and he was dying but i deleted them for some reason. I might still have them in my sent messages on my phone ill check and might post them later. Its just so

I shit you not she posted this exact picture soon as she found my @ name which i have no clue how she got.

[kidshuffle]

^cringiest post in the thread

[Laszlo]

Signals' wet dream ^^

[BonerJams04]

lol r3b m8 your such a chump

[AxeD]

That post just cringed my balls off.

[LogiSpark]

[BonerJams04]

at first i thought she meant her literal baby. like she had a child at 11.
but then the dick game got brought up