love

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:34 am

love is like a turntable
it makes the whirled go round

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:35 am

SD5 wrote:love is like a turntable
it makes the whirled go round

but there is no record on the platter

ov3rdos3 · Post by **ov3rdos3** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:36 am

Love is something chicks do when you are fucking them.

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:11 am

makes you fucking faat

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:20 am

all the people

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:50 am

missbrass wrote:makes you fucking faat

this

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:15 am

Particle-Jim wrote:
missbrass wrote:makes you fucking faat
this

this forum makes me skinny when there isnt any food being posted

james fox · Post by **james fox** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:22 am

a burning net with wings, is what love is

shamwow · Post by **shamwow** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:31 am

Love is like masturbation but with a furry glove

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:43 am

Love is a fickle friend, and can easily be confused with lust. Apparently.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:45 am

Fucking hell, we're on one today, aren't we?

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 am

Well I saw it had been bumped and felt compelled to add!

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:31 am

I'm not sure your contribution was in the right frame of mind, though. Lust different from love? Pray tell...

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:41 am

If you'll remember not too long ago, I made a post in the 'Things That Made You Happy Today' thread saying "She said she loves me."

Well, it turns out she didn't actually mean what she said and had got her feelings confused. I'm now on the lookout for my next fucked up girlfriend, so if you know of any attractive but head-fucking ladies, send them my way!

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:49 am

Oh man, that sucks massive cock. I'm really sorry. What did you think when she said?

I'll be your new girlfriend.

shamwow · Post by **shamwow** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:59 am

Could be worse Kins, could have this chick sucking your dick:

Imagine getting your banjo string caught on one of those

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:02 pm

Aren't piercing supposed to enhance fellatio or some shit? That bird from Pulp Fiction said so, member'?

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:10 pm

Sorry to hear that Matt.

Been wi my chick a year next week..................

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:14 pm

deamonds wrote:Sorry to hear that Matt.

Been wi my chick a year next week..................

Cheers dude.

So, you got a big anniversary surprise lined up?

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:40 pm

Nah shes away so its a minor flex

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