The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Pedro Sánchez]

Another job interview, another rejection.
They were miserable looking stnuc that I had to force a hand shake out off aswell. Oh how I wish I lived in the age of proving yourself rather than being asked stupid fucking questions loosely related to what your needed for.
One day ill move to London but at this rate It wont be anytime soon

You are talking of miserable cunts and you wanna move to London

[pikeymobile]

After spending a couple of days on codeine and eating nothing but chocolate cake my poo has a consistency somewhere between dax wax and plasticine. It's not even wipeable, it just smears.

[pandabear]

Non-receptive. Passive. Passive-aggressive. "Friends". Get out of my life.

I'm on FB literally questioning every single person, why are we/should we be friends? When I find time, I will delete people there (and out of my life).

[Shum]

Non-receptive. Passive. Passive-aggressive. "Friends". Get out of my life.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Non-receptive. Passive. Passive-aggressive. "Friends". Get out of my life.

I'm on FB literally questioning every single person, why are we/should we be friends? When I find time, I will delete people there (and out of my life).

culling people who you dont think are valuble in your life can be a really good thing...
and the ones who think they're real friends will (hopefully) make an effort

[Shum]

One should exercise the utmost caution with such activities though. I've had certain friendships die in the past only to regret it much later on.

[noam]

After spending a couple of days on codeine and eating nothing but chocolate cake my poo has a consistency somewhere between dax wax and plasticine. It's not even wipeable, it just smears.

you talk about your poo and your penis loads

i mean its entertaining

but im pointing it out, its like a fixation

[pikeymobile]

After spending a couple of days on codeine and eating nothing but chocolate cake my poo has a consistency somewhere between dax wax and plasticine. It's not even wipeable, it just smears.

you talk about your poo and your penis loads

i mean its entertaining

but im pointing it out, its like a fixation

as a sufferer of irritable bowel syndrome my poos are often the source of my misery
as a man who loves his penis, my penis is often the source of much joy

[noam]

and the cycle is complete

thanks for clearing that up

i too, have had the plasticine poos before, never has a deuce been less satisfying than when you're left thinking at the end 'well, half of it will do...'

[computerface]

can't get any work done...

[Shum]

[LA_Boxers]

Last nights penalty shootout.

[Filthzilla]

Eagles got robbed.

Just split coke on one of the college macs.

[ultraspatial]

fucking snowed in + shitloads of uni work. fuck this shit.

[autobot]

My work just announced theres new a freeze on promotions and payrises because our company isn't doing well enough. Even though my team exceeded our sales targets last year. Bullshit.

[wub]

My work just announced theres new a freeze on promotions and payrises because our company isn't doing well enough. Even though my team exceeded our sales targets last year. Bullshit.

Could be worse, could be laying people off.

[bela]

lost my keys, bike is fucked, got my wallet pickpocketed, etc.

[Sheff]

lost my keys, bike is fucked, got my wallet pickpocketed, etc.

damn

all in one day?

[bela]

all within 24 hours, with a sleep in between the shitty waking life

[phrex]

fucked up! but believe me, materialistic stuff like this will be forgotten as soon as you have your cards back!
happened to me 3 month ago.