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Post by jaydot » Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:11 am

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this is deffo just a frape of some sort no chance it's real :/
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Re: The Cringe Thread

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Post by wub » Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:42 am

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this is deffo just a frape of some sort no chance it's real :/
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Post by nowaysj » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:26 pm

So wanna click that vid.
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Post by ultraspatial » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:45 pm

fucks sake

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Post by garethom » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:23 pm

Known outcomes of being caught jacking it in a car:

- Women offering to swallow sperm next time.

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Post by wub » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:59 pm



Guy makes a video to his 'super best friend' in an attempt to 'break out of the friendzone'. One of the worst things I've ever seen. Literally had my skin crawling.

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Post by DiegoSapiens » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:05 pm

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Post by rockonin » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:22 pm

garethom wrote:Known outcomes of being caught jacking it in a car:

- Women offering to swallow sperm next time.

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:facepalm:
This reads like when you go to the trial section of a premium porn site, and under the video they have a short paragraph of a made up back story as to why the intercourse has taken place. If this was on that kind of website it would be called 'Working Lunch'.
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by magma » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:26 pm

rockonin wrote:This reads like when you go to the trial section of a premium porn site, and under the video they have a short paragraph of a made up back story as to why the intercourse has taken place. If this was on that kind of website it would be called 'Working Lunch'.
For some reason this leads me onto those adverts for cock enlargement pills/secrets suggesting you'll get more girls with a massive dong. I'm glad I've never been speed dating if all the blokes turn up with their dicks out.
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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:28 pm

rockonin wrote:This reads like when you go to the trial section of a premium porn site, and under the video they have a short paragraph of a made up back story as to why the intercourse has taken place. If this was on that kind of website it would be called 'Working Lunch'.
Who goes to trial section of porn sites with youporn, redtube, xvideos and the likes, you get the full fuck and the descriptions are to the point...'blonde whore with big tits gets creampied by 3 massive black cocks'
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by rockonin » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:35 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
rockonin wrote:This reads like when you go to the trial section of a premium porn site, and under the video they have a short paragraph of a made up back story as to why the intercourse has taken place. If this was on that kind of website it would be called 'Working Lunch'.
Who goes to trial section of porn sites with youporn, redtube, xvideos and the likes, you get the full fuck and the descriptions are to the point...'blonde whore with big tits gets creampied by 3 massive black cocks'
I know mate but sometimes when you click on a link from a skank you really want to rub one of too and it takes to a premium site etc. I normally just use freeones, i use my ps3 for filth so i'm limited as to what sites are compatible with the ancient playstation browser/flash player.
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by magma » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:41 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
rockonin wrote:This reads like when you go to the trial section of a premium porn site, and under the video they have a short paragraph of a made up back story as to why the intercourse has taken place. If this was on that kind of website it would be called 'Working Lunch'.
Who goes to trial section of porn sites with youporn, redtube, xvideos and the likes, you get the full fuck and the descriptions are to the point...'blonde whore with big tits gets creampied by 3 massive black cocks'
I once had to join a porn site because it was the only place I could see one of my old schoolmates at her lowest ebb*.





*this is sarcasm before LD calls me out... she was perfectly happy about the career choice, but I wasn't about to ask her to send me the videos. :lol:
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Post by particle-jim » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:46 pm

magma wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
rockonin wrote:This reads like when you go to the trial section of a premium porn site, and under the video they have a short paragraph of a made up back story as to why the intercourse has taken place. If this was on that kind of website it would be called 'Working Lunch'.
Who goes to trial section of porn sites with youporn, redtube, xvideos and the likes, you get the full fuck and the descriptions are to the point...'blonde whore with big tits gets creampied by 3 massive black cocks'
I once had to join a porn site because it was the only place I could see one of my old schoolmates at her lowest ebb*.





*this is sarcasm before LD calls me out... she was perfectly happy about the career choice, but I wasn't about to ask her to send me the videos. :lol:
the real question here is did you crack one off?
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by rockonin » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:47 pm

magma wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
rockonin wrote:This reads like when you go to the trial section of a premium porn site, and under the video they have a short paragraph of a made up back story as to why the intercourse has taken place. If this was on that kind of website it would be called 'Working Lunch'.
Who goes to trial section of porn sites with youporn, redtube, xvideos and the likes, you get the full fuck and the descriptions are to the point...'blonde whore with big tits gets creampied by 3 massive black cocks'
I once had to join a porn site because it was the only place I could see one of my old schoolmates at her lowest ebb*.

*this is sarcasm before LD calls me out... she was perfectly happy about the career choice, but I wasn't about to ask her to send me the videos. :lol:
Was her minge the way you contemplated/dreamed it would look like? :cornlol:
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by Forum » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:48 pm

The descriptions they put up of the videos on those tube sites are the best part tbf :lol:
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by Forum » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:49 pm

particle-jim wrote:
magma wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
rockonin wrote:This reads like when you go to the trial section of a premium porn site, and under the video they have a short paragraph of a made up back story as to why the intercourse has taken place. If this was on that kind of website it would be called 'Working Lunch'.
Who goes to trial section of porn sites with youporn, redtube, xvideos and the likes, you get the full fuck and the descriptions are to the point...'blonde whore with big tits gets creampied by 3 massive black cocks'
I once had to join a porn site because it was the only place I could see one of my old schoolmates at her lowest ebb*.





*this is sarcasm before LD calls me out... she was perfectly happy about the career choice, but I wasn't about to ask her to send me the videos. :lol:
the real question here is did you crack one off?
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by magma » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:49 pm

rockonin wrote:
magma wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
rockonin wrote:This reads like when you go to the trial section of a premium porn site, and under the video they have a short paragraph of a made up back story as to why the intercourse has taken place. If this was on that kind of website it would be called 'Working Lunch'.
Who goes to trial section of porn sites with youporn, redtube, xvideos and the likes, you get the full fuck and the descriptions are to the point...'blonde whore with big tits gets creampied by 3 massive black cocks'
I once had to join a porn site because it was the only place I could see one of my old schoolmates at her lowest ebb*.

*this is sarcasm before LD calls me out... she was perfectly happy about the career choice, but I wasn't about to ask her to send me the videos. :lol:
Was her minge the way you contemplated/dreamed it would look like? :cornlol:
I'd already seen it tbf, she was one of my first ever "proper" girlfriends and then my best mate for most of secondary school and was always kind of, ahem, "open"... but when presented with the chance to see your old best mate competing with 6 other girls to see who can shoot a dildo furthest out of their chosen orifice, you tend to fairly quickly reach for your card details.
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by magma » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:50 pm

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particle-jim wrote: the real question here is did you crack one off?
Don't ask questions to which you already know the answer
Quite! :cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:





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