Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:00 pm

granted but mate.. that was a shit wish...
you can never be happy again after everyone you know loses all respect for you for wasting such a great opportunity

i wish for WORLD PEACE!!!!

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:01 pm

granted but the ufo belongs to a giant flaming flying octopus, that scorches you sking and blinds you with ink before munching on you with its beak.

I wish this never happens

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:05 pm

Granted, it never happens, but now you are left with a gloating Badger.

I wish some cool stuff and things would happen.

mugger t · Post by **mugger t** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:08 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted, it never happens, but now you are left with a gloating Badger.

I wish some cool stuff and things would happen.

granted, but the night something cool happens, you have diarrhea and cant go out.

i wish i didn't have a maths AS level tomorrow

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:13 pm

bjackman wrote:granted but mate.. that was a shit wish...
you can never be happy again after everyone you know loses all respect for you for wasting such a great opportunity

i wish for WORLD PEACE!!!!

Very true but seriousness aside now please.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:18 pm

Mugger T wrote: granted, but the night something cool happens, you have diarrhea and cant go out.

i wish i didn't have a maths AS level tomorrow

Granted, it's at 6 o clock tonight!

I wish more people were writing in this thread.

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:08 pm

kins83 wrote:
Mugger T wrote: granted, but the night something cool happens, you have diarrhea and cant go out.

i wish i didn't have a maths AS level tomorrow
Granted, it's at 6 o clock tonight!

I wish more people were writing in this thread.

granted but theyre all clones of darth vader and instead of corrupting your wish just grant it and then remove your limbs with lightsabers (no, they wont grant your wish for a lightsaber)

i wish for a lightsaber

expo · Post by **expo** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:40 pm

Granted your light saber. Newer models are now available and COMMON as household utensils: useful in cooking organic dogfood, in satisfying those who like to bask in a sexual glow, useful in behavioural modification and as a really wicked torch in a blackout. Also more common now at Elton John concerts where a candle used to be popular.

I wish there were ten of me and ten of you....

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:44 am

Granted, but the other nin are evil and deicide to gang rape you, a crime for wich you are later convicted.

I wish it wasn't so early in the morning

did · Post by **did** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:18 am

granted, its now so early in the morning its night again but you still havent slept or anything
does that make sense?

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:23 am

Granted, but its actually a pig lead down on a loaf of bread.

I wish more people posted in this thead.

did · Post by **did** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:34 am

granted, but dubstep was ruined by millions of small children who think its cool to like alternative styles of dance music rushing to the forum to post in this thread

i wish i had a rubicon

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:59 am

Granted, but its Lychee flavour.

I wish I had a lucozade sport.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:02 am

granted but all that enery makes you want to go for a run, whilst running a rabid badger attacks you, tearing a chunk from you leg, you collapse in a heap on the ground and die from the culmination of badger wounds and frostbite.

I wish I had a good SLR camera, the world looks pretty dressed in frost and draped with fog

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:23 pm

eLBe wrote:granted but all that enery makes you want to go for a run, whilst running a rabid badger attacks you, tearing a chunk from you leg, you collapse in a heap on the ground and die from the culmination of badger wounds and frostbite.

I wish I had a good SLR camera, the world looks pretty dressed in frost and draped with fog

Granted, it's got no lens though.

I wish his camera had a lens, it would be nice to see the snowfog.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:26 pm

Granted but it's really badly scratched and unusable.

I wish this chicken pasty was warmer.

wascal · Post by **wascal** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:27 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted but it's really badly scratched and unusable.

I wish this chicken pasty was warmer.

Granted but its riddled with listeria and salmonella,

I wish I had borught by bank card to work, I'm famished

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:28 pm

wascal wrote:
kins83 wrote:Granted but it's really badly scratched and unusable.

I wish this chicken pasty was warmer.
Granted but its riddled with listeria and salmonella,

I wish I had borught by bank card to work, I'm famished

Granted, but you can only eat kins's chicken pasty.

And I'm not talking about anything remotely foodlike.

I wish that wasn't so disturbing.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:28 pm

granted but it's warmer cos you sat on it by accident and now it doesnt look so tasty

i wish i wasnt at work, but lazing around at home as a lady of luxury all day

edit: goddamnit - i am always sooooo slow at this game

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:06 pm

Granted and yu is now Jabba the Hut's lady friend

Wish this would all end...and start again.

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