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Post by NilsFG » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:08 pm

Neurotik wrote:I havent experienced many noticeable hayfever symptoms in a few years. I know, i shall sit in the garden and do some psychology study....Oh wait... Would you look at that, the entire contents of my body are now streaming from my nostrils!! :x :x
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Post by reverend dale » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:23 pm

Wear a surgical mask and swimming goggles, pollen proof warrior 8)
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Post by drksteppa » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:52 am

waiting on a check thats paying me off for a month. :twisted:
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Post by kins83 » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:17 am

Fucking tap-tap-tap of keyboards is such an irritating noise. Makes me angry.
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Post by drksteppa » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:34 pm

This shit thats going on in Iran. I can't call my fam. FUCK! 7 already killed due to the protest. not only does this sadden me, it fills me up with anger. On the other hand, Iran needs a new government/regime.

GET OUT AHMADINEHJAD!
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Post by random trio » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:02 pm

Cling film...i can never get that shit off the roll without it sticking to everything else other then wot i want it for.

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Post by dubluke » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:11 pm

aaaaargh, this fucking twatty pedestrian who walked out from in between two cars earlier on today!! this guy decided he didn't want to use the pedestrian crossing (about 20/30 metres up from where he decided to cross instead), so just walked out from in between two cars without looking, pulling his daughter in tow (what an idiot, if he wants to endanger his own life, thats his problem, but pulling his daughter out behind him as he steps into the road is well offkey!), i was filtering up the inside, fortunately not too fast, and he stepped out right in front of me!! i skidded to a halt real fucking fast, but clipped him with my mirror, understandably i was mortified, but it was clearly his fault, however, this obviously didn't matter as he then turned around and started screaming abuse at me!! what an ass :evil:
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Post by devonport_steppas » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:17 pm

left my wallet on the tube :x
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Post by the acid never lies » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:47 pm

devonport_steppas wrote:left my wallet on the tube :x
yeah man this happened to me last week, but dropped it outside acton central overground...!

not so muched pissed as worried - my neighbours just got burgled... again. :roll:

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Post by missedthebus » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:13 pm

a mouth ulser from biting my cheek, right at the back. Hurts when i smoke, hurts when I drink, hurts when I eat. HURTS.

My solution has been to cake the whole side of my mouth in Anbesol to kill the pain and try and get rid of the ulser.......

The down side with this plan is I have put so much in my mouth it has gone completely numb. My cheek is drooping like I've had a stroke, I can't stop dribbling and the ulser is still managing to piss me off.

BOOO

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Post by casso » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:28 pm

missedthebus wrote:a mouth ulser from biting my cheek, right at the back. Hurts when i smoke, hurts when I drink, hurts when I eat. HURTS.

My solution has been to cake the whole side of my mouth in Anbesol to kill the pain and try and get rid of the ulser.......

The down side with this plan is I have put so much in my mouth it has gone completely numb. My cheek is drooping like I've had a stroke, I can't stop dribbling and the ulser is still managing to piss me off.

BOOO
For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.

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Post by deamonds » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:51 pm

also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus

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Post by missedthebus » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:18 pm

deamonds wrote:also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus
Cheers. I actually started doing this yesterday and it does seem to help a bit, fucking minging though!
casso wrote: For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.
Magnesium?? Like in a Vitamin supplement you mean?

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Post by the acid never lies » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:08 pm

missedthebus wrote:
deamonds wrote:also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus
Cheers. I actually started doing this yesterday and it does seem to help a bit, fucking minging though!
casso wrote: For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.
Magnesium?? Like in a Vitamin supplement you mean?
nah man you want to coat the inside of your mouth with it and bejewel each tooth

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Post by the acid never lies » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:09 pm

The Acid Never Lies wrote:
missedthebus wrote:
deamonds wrote:also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus
Cheers. I actually started doing this yesterday and it does seem to help a bit, fucking minging though!
casso wrote: For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.
Magnesium?? Like in a Vitamin supplement you mean?
nah man you want to coat the inside of your mouth with it and bejewel each tooth
btw that sarcasm was totally unnecessary i have no idea either :lol:

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Post by casso » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:22 pm

missedthebus wrote:
deamonds wrote:also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus
Cheers. I actually started doing this yesterday and it does seem to help a bit, fucking minging though!
casso wrote: For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.
Magnesium?? Like in a Vitamin supplement you mean?
Ye, you can buy it in health shops and that. I've never been that prepared though.

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Post by the acid never lies » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:28 pm

Did anyone watch American Idol? What the hell was that about when the audience started booing the guy who sang You Raise Me Up? "Oh he's not hitting doing shit with his voice or hitting high notes in a self-indulgent manner... I don't know this song this totally blows... oh wait now he's singing loudly I guess that means he's good right? yeah that was good, I think"

Morons :roll:

EDIT: seriously worst audience ever... I guess it IS "America's Got Talent"...

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