Whats the craziest thing you have ever witnessed?

[phrex]

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Yeah, well I've seen C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

[dubloke]

I knocked a coin off a table once, it bounced around and then landed on its edge. No lie

[WhosZena]

Dubloke reminded me, last year we were watching the Derren Brown program about tossing 10 heads in a row.

He said that you would need to thrown the coin thousands of times to create the perfect sequence.

I was shit bored and thought why not.

12 consecutive tales I got. within the first minute!

Was on a mud ting..

[hackman]

about 5 or 6 years ago my family, and about four others went to ireland for a week
all the young uns were staying in a converted barn type thing, whilst the elders were staying in a proper house
as this house was much nicer than where we were staying (the barn), we would chill over there
one night, we were playing some boardgame, and someone threw the dice, which landed on it's corner, not the edge, the actual corner
everyone was like WHOAH, stunned silence
then my mum came bursting in to say the barn was on fire
freaky

[mcpable]

When I went to Cambodia on the first day when I was riding with a "moto-taxi" to my hotel, I saw two motorcycylists who had just collided with each other laying on the ground in pools of blood. I dunno, it was pretty gross, never seen a dead / almost dead person before

[dMan]

I have four crazyish things. These are in order of date.

First one happened in about 6th grade this stupid ass kid came running out of the showers, slipped and cracked his tail bone. Luckily he had shorts on. The thing that really got me there was the sound it made when his ass hit the ground.

Second was also in 6th grade and it was waking up in the middle of the night from my mom telling my brother and I to come help her move my dad. He had a heart attack and was in a position my mom couldn't get to so she could do cpr.

Third was seeing him in the hospital on life support.

The last one actually deserves a story because it still scares the fuck out of me at night when I think of it. But a few summers ago I had just got done smoking and was going to bed. That's when it started to rain, I am somewhat affraid of thunderstorms, I know I am a bit of a pussy. But just as I got close to falling asleep I hear this crying coming from outside. I was just like ohh man WTF!!!? I was so scared by then I couldn't move. It kept getting louder and louder too. It sounded like at one point the kid that was crying was just sitting in a spot. Then all of a sudden the crying starts to get louder, the kid fucking slams into my window and on top of that the street light just outside lit up the kid on the window perfectly. I saw him stand there and then crouch down next to the bushes. He was'nt just crying a little bit he was screaming crying and every time there was lightning he would freak out more. I honestly wanted to go outside and go help him but I was so freaked out by what was going on I couldn't move an inch. Luckily 2-3 minutes later i heard his mom outside and she called his name and found him. But damn it was the fucking craziest thing. It might not sound that crazy to you guys but it deff was for me.

[knell]

The last one actually deserves a story because it still scares the fuck out of me at night when I think of it. But a few summers ago I had just got done smoking and was going to bed. That's when it started to rain, I am somewhat affraid of thunderstorms, I know I am a bit of a pussy. But just as I got close to falling asleep I hear this crying coming from outside. I was just like ohh man WTF!!!? I was so scared by then I couldn't move. It kept getting louder and louder too. It sounded like at one point the kid that was crying was just sitting in a spot. Then all of a sudden the crying starts to get louder, the kid fucking slams into my window and on top of that the street light just outside lit up the kid on the window perfectly. I saw him stand there and then crouch down next to the bushes. He was'nt just crying a little bit he was screaming crying and every time there was lightning he would freak out more. I honestly wanted to go outside and go help him but I was so freaked out by what was going on I couldn't move an inch. Luckily 2-3 minutes later i heard his mom outside and she called his name and found him. But damn it was the fucking craziest thing. It might not sound that crazy to you guys but it deff was for me.

thats creepy as fuck

[-dubson-]

The last one actually deserves a story because it still scares the fuck out of me at night when I think of it. But a few summers ago I had just got done smoking and was going to bed. That's when it started to rain, I am somewhat affraid of thunderstorms, I know I am a bit of a pussy. But just as I got close to falling asleep I hear this crying coming from outside. I was just like ohh man WTF!!!? I was so scared by then I couldn't move. It kept getting louder and louder too. It sounded like at one point the kid that was crying was just sitting in a spot. Then all of a sudden the crying starts to get louder, the kid fucking slams into my window and on top of that the street light just outside lit up the kid on the window perfectly. I saw him stand there and then crouch down next to the bushes. He was'nt just crying a little bit he was screaming crying and every time there was lightning he would freak out more. I honestly wanted to go outside and go help him but I was so freaked out by what was going on I couldn't move an inch. Luckily 2-3 minutes later i heard his mom outside and she called his name and found him. But damn it was the fucking craziest thing. It might not sound that crazy to you guys but it deff was for me.

thats creepy as fuck

probably would of excreted if i saw that.

[Phigure]

The last one actually deserves a story because it still scares the fuck out of me at night when I think of it. But a few summers ago I had just got done smoking and was going to bed. That's when it started to rain, I am somewhat affraid of thunderstorms, I know I am a bit of a pussy. But just as I got close to falling asleep I hear this crying coming from outside. I was just like ohh man WTF!!!? I was so scared by then I couldn't move. It kept getting louder and louder too. It sounded like at one point the kid that was crying was just sitting in a spot. Then all of a sudden the crying starts to get louder, the kid fucking slams into my window and on top of that the street light just outside lit up the kid on the window perfectly. I saw him stand there and then crouch down next to the bushes. He was'nt just crying a little bit he was screaming crying and every time there was lightning he would freak out more. I honestly wanted to go outside and go help him but I was so freaked out by what was going on I couldn't move an inch. Luckily 2-3 minutes later i heard his mom outside and she called his name and found him. But damn it was the fucking craziest thing. It might not sound that crazy to you guys but it deff was for me.

thats creepy as fuck

yeah dude that's fucking scary

[bright maroon]

This may not be the craziest - but
it is the first, most crazy thing that pops into my head..

An 18 wheeler - speeding across the intersection jackknifes
and gets stuck between my living room wall..
and the building across the street..

Incredible sound at 6 in the morning -
Whole building vibrating as if something very, very large was scaping across it...

Cats literally flying 10 feet up into the air and away from the windows..

That was a serious WTF!!! moment...

I don't even know how the driver managed to do that.

[brent]

i don't really get out much, but leaving Miami last year - i saw 1/3 of a car in flames on my side of the road by the dividing wall. the rest of it was on the other side of the wall, i guess. there were no police, fire, or ems on the scene, like it had just happened. even after that, i still drove close to 90mph most of the way back. i've never really seen anyone die or get seriously injured. i don't think anyone survived the car splitting apart and exploding, though.

[nousd]

just remembered one when I was little kid:
neighbouring kid playing,
ran at a glass door
his arm went straight thru,
he turns & the whole of his triceps is stripped from his arm,
hanging down at 45 degrees
and blood pumping from it

needless to say who ran for help

[nicenice]

Funtcase was pretty mad.

[laurent__duval]

i saw a lad at school get his finder chopped off in a door.

another lad was playing football tennis, swung for the ball and over extended his knee (never heard such wrong sounds come from both someones mouth and leg)

watching someone die

watching a football hooligan fight break out in nottingham city centre in the space of 10 seconds. literally nought to riot in no time at all. police shut it down quickly too

[ht2]

during a soccer game watched some kid slam and break off his 2 front teeth in another guys forehead, they were actually stuck in his forehead was a pretty weird sight to see

[NilsFG]

they were actually stuck in his forehead was a pretty weird sight to see

Oh man

[jowellz]

Theo Parrish.

[RandomEyez]

Was walking down a street in Bangkok when a couple of hookers approached me and a friend. One was nice looking and started talkin to my mate, while the other who was about 5 foot tall and looked like a scruffy AIDs victim that hadn't washed in days starts tryin to seduce me. I'm gettin fed up and wantin to move on but my mates quite enjoyin gettin his balls felt by the hot one so i start to walk away and in a last ditch attempt to try and get some business, the skinny diseased thing pops a horrible lookin saggy tit out from the side of her top and squeezes it, producing a sizeable squirt of breast milk. She's shouting "SEE, ME NO KHATOY! ME NO LADYBOY! YOU TAKE ME NOW?!?". Absolutely not you manky little troll

Also in Thailand after a 2 days sesh partyin takin speedy sleepin tablets, went to talk a piss, looked down and my cock had turned an unhealthy shade of green . Will never forget the sheer paranoia that ripped through me at that point! Went to bed shortly after and thankfully woke up with the little fella back to his natural colour. Must have been a circulation thing. Relief!